If State of the Union Addresses were truthful Joe Biden's talking points would have been:

My Fellow Americans before I took office a year ago the corporate Oligarchs who backed me teamed up with the two greatest enemies of our nation to deliver COVID to the American people and Dominion Voting machines to rig the election. COVID made mail in ballots possible, and the machines made it easy to switch vote counts. This was necessary because Making America Great Again was destructive to the Corporate interests which control international commerce and banking. Bringing jobs back to the United States would have killed their profits which when leveraged in the banks they own would keep them from cornering the markets on key commodities which make them wealthier at public expense. It would mean failing to stroke and appease adversaries, and would make defending against them and constraining them expensive and necessary, and that too would cost the bottom line and would have given common people more than billions of unimportant people need. The needy are obedient and CEO's know best how to run the world and your lives.

Donald Trump was an impediment which could have collapsed the orderly process of running the world.

You think my Presidency is failing. I assure you it is not. No president has ever accomplished more in a year than I have.

1. You had energy independence impacting global oil Oligarchs. I ended the pipeline, stopped drilling, stopped fracking, and assisted foreign Oil and Gas moguls like Putin and the Saudis and Iran to profit again thereby making the world great again at your expense because you are the greedy and selfish ones for expecting good lives.

2. Your children needed to learn how you their parents had abused the world through hard work, serious study, innovation and the misguided and racist concept of exceptionalism. It is necessary to break them of these traits which benefitted them and America and to humble them into repenting of their accomplishments which only made the willfully ignorant and indolent feel bad about themselves. This was racist and mandated a different history be substituted for the real one. So, our public schools were so instructed, and our FBI and local law enforcement were tasked with harassing and stigmatizing and criminalizing concerned parents. This was a massive accomplishment and the speed with which it was accomplished a credit to our police national police and advanced work in the NEA by our corporate Oligarchs.

3. Defunding local police was essential to pushing a national police force forward in defiance of the racist Constitution you cite every time you dislike the necessity of national edicts.

4. Turning criminals loose in our cities is necessary to usher in universal desire for a national police force which if we don't obtain will only impinge the control we need to MTWGA (make the world great again) or as our BLM comrades wish (make the whites grovel awhile).

5. Pushing the LGBTQA agenda isn't about helping them but about being able to destroy the morality which gives you courage to resist and to confound and weaken those in the military who do the same.

6. Of course Hunter and my family profit from this! It's a small price Oligarchs pay for this decisive of a turnaround for America.

7. No matter what the unimportant think, I'm a winner. I accomplished every goal of our CEO's and the Communists they use to rule the world.

I'm Joe Biden, the World's President, and you, you are just the work force that needs to be thinned for those who work for less, and that's why we succeeded in keeping the borders open.

8. You may vote in the midterms, but our media and our machines will simply proclaim that we won. And if you demand a different result, we will ruin your lives even more by sending the law to dispossess you. Remember January 6th!

Shorter version:

Hi, I'm Joeb Island, your President

Where am I? Oh yeah, some of you think I'm failing but I disagree. I only do what I'm told to do by my masters. They tell me to let them do the thinking and I'm OK with that.

They tell me I'm doing a great job so C'mon man!

(03-02-2022 04:39 PM)JRsec Wrote:  If State of the Union Addresses were truthful Joe Biden's talking points would have been:

My Fellow Americans before I took office a year ago the corporate Oligarchs who backed me teamed up with the two greatest enemies of our nation to deliver COVID to the American people and Dominion Voting machines to rig the election. COVID made mail in ballots possible, and the machines made it easy to switch vote counts. This was necessary because Making America Great Again was destructive to the Corporate interests which control international commerce and banking. Bringing jobs back to the United States would have killed their profits which when leveraged in the banks they own would keep them from cornering the markets on key commodities which make them wealthier at public expense. It would mean failing to stroke and appease adversaries, and would make defending against them and constraining them expensive and necessary, and that too would cost the bottom line and would have given common people more than billions of unimportant people need. The needy are obedient and CEO's know best how to run the world and your lives.

Donald Trump was an impediment which could have collapsed the orderly process of running the world.

You think my Presidency is failing. I assure you it is not. No president has ever accomplished more in a year than I have.

1. You had energy independence impacting global oil Oligarchs. I ended the pipeline, stopped drilling, stopped fracking, and assisted foreign Oil and Gas moguls like Putin and the Saudis and Iran to profit again thereby making the world great again at your expense because you are the greedy and selfish ones for expecting good lives.

2. Your children needed to learn how you their parents had abused the world through hard work, serious study, innovation and the misguided and racist concept of exceptionalism. It is necessary to break them of these traits which benefitted them and America and to humble them into repenting of their accomplishments which only made the willfully ignorant and indolent feel bad about themselves. This was racist and mandated a different history be substituted for the real one. So, our public schools were so instructed, and our FBI and local law enforcement were tasked with harassing and stigmatizing and criminalizing concerned parents. This was a massive accomplishment and the speed with which it was accomplished a credit to our police national police and advanced work in the NEA by our corporate Oligarchs.

3. Defunding local police was essential to pushing a national police force forward in defiance of the racist Constitution you cite every time you dislike the necessity of national edicts.

4. Turning criminals loose in our cities is necessary to usher in universal desire for a national police force which if we don't obtain will only impinge the control we need to MTWGA (make the world great again) or as our BLM comrades wish (make the whites grovel awhile).

5. Pushing the LGBTQA agenda isn't about helping them but about being able to destroy the morality which gives you courage to resist and to confound and weaken those in the military who do the same.

6. Of course Hunter and my family profit from this! It's a small price Oligarchs pay for this decisive of a turnaround for America.

7. No matter what the unimportant think, I'm a winner. I accomplished every goal of our CEO's and the Communists they use to rule the world.

I'm Joe Biden, the World's President, and you, you are just the work force that needs to be thinned for those who work for less, and that's why we succeeded in keeping the borders open.

8. You may vote in the midterms, but our media and our machines will simply proclaim that we won. And if you demand a different result, we will ruin your lives even more by sending the law to dispossess you. Remember January 6th!

(03-02-2022 05:25 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(03-02-2022 04:39 PM)JRsec Wrote:  If State of the Union Addresses were truthful Joe Biden's talking points would have been:

My Fellow Americans before I took office a year ago the corporate Oligarchs who backed me teamed up with the two greatest enemies of our nation to deliver COVID to the American people and Dominion Voting machines to rig the election. COVID made mail in ballots possible, and the machines made it easy to switch vote counts. This was necessary because Making America Great Again was destructive to the Corporate interests which control international commerce and banking. Bringing jobs back to the United States would have killed their profits which when leveraged in the banks they own would keep them from cornering the markets on key commodities which make them wealthier at public expense. It would mean failing to stroke and appease adversaries, and would make defending against them and constraining them expensive and necessary, and that too would cost the bottom line and would have given common people more than billions of unimportant people need. The needy are obedient and CEO's know best how to run the world and your lives.

Donald Trump was an impediment which could have collapsed the orderly process of running the world.

You think my Presidency is failing. I assure you it is not. No president has ever accomplished more in a year than I have.

1. You had energy independence impacting global oil Oligarchs. I ended the pipeline, stopped drilling, stopped fracking, and assisted foreign Oil and Gas moguls like Putin and the Saudis and Iran to profit again thereby making the world great again at your expense because you are the greedy and selfish ones for expecting good lives.

2. Your children needed to learn how you their parents had abused the world through hard work, serious study, innovation and the misguided and racist concept of exceptionalism. It is necessary to break them of these traits which benefitted them and America and to humble them into repenting of their accomplishments which only made the willfully ignorant and indolent feel bad about themselves. This was racist and mandated a different history be substituted for the real one. So, our public schools were so instructed, and our FBI and local law enforcement were tasked with harassing and stigmatizing and criminalizing concerned parents. This was a massive accomplishment and the speed with which it was accomplished a credit to our police national police and advanced work in the NEA by our corporate Oligarchs.

3. Defunding local police was essential to pushing a national police force forward in defiance of the racist Constitution you cite every time you dislike the necessity of national edicts.

4. Turning criminals loose in our cities is necessary to usher in universal desire for a national police force which if we don't obtain will only impinge the control we need to MTWGA (make the world great again) or as our BLM comrades wish (make the whites grovel awhile).

5. Pushing the LGBTQA agenda isn't about helping them but about being able to destroy the morality which gives you courage to resist and to confound and weaken those in the military who do the same.

6. Of course Hunter and my family profit from this! It's a small price Oligarchs pay for this decisive of a turnaround for America.

7. No matter what the unimportant think, I'm a winner. I accomplished every goal of our CEO's and the Communists they use to rule the world.

I'm Joe Biden, the World's President, and you, you are just the work force that needs to be thinned for those who work for less, and that's why we succeeded in keeping the borders open.

8. You may vote in the midterms, but our media and our machines will simply proclaim that we won. And if you demand a different result, we will ruin your lives even more by sending the law to dispossess you. Remember January 6th!

It's all so hard to take and oh so disgusting!

SK version

We are fricked