Q: When will Oklahoma and Texas begin conference play in SEC?
A: The Sooner, the better!


SEC Fan #1: "Who you play this weekend?"
SEC Fan #2: "UT"
SEC Fan #1: "Which one?"

some of my other favorites I've seen:

Quote:Ten seconds left in the game…

Longhorns on the 28 yard line

Texas QB Chad McCoy drops back

Looks for a receiver

Star WR Mike Williams is open deep

He launches it

It’s caught!!!

Touchdown Texas!!!

Alabama 56, Texas 10

Quote:Texas is scheduled to play Alabama in Tuscaloosa in 2023, but they might actually be in the SEC by then. If they have any integrity at all they'll honor that non-conference agreement and just play Alabama twice.

Quote:2011:
A&M: SEC-EDE, Go East Ags
2021:
Tejas: SEC-OND, Go Be With Aggie

Quote:Texas A&M's new pitch to recruits:
“See! Even Oklahoma & Texas don’t want to play in the B12.”

Texas actually has only lost once to Alabama in 9 games. They are 7-1-1.

(07-26-2021 01:33 PM)bullet Wrote:  Texas actually has only lost once to Alabama in 9 games. They are 7-1-1.

pfffttt...there's another Texas school that is undefeated all-time, 3-0, versus Alabama, by far the best opponent winning percentage against the Tide.

(07-26-2021 01:33 PM)bullet Wrote:  Texas actually has only lost once to Alabama in 9 games. They are 7-1-1.

Reposting this to SEC Rant to remind them of just how much they’re gonna love their new neighbor from the People’s Republik

(07-26-2021 01:12 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  Q: When will Oklahoma and Texas begin conference play in SEC?
A: The Sooner, the better!


SEC Fan #1: "Who you play this weekend?"
SEC Fan #2: "UT"
SEC Fan #1: "Which one?"

some of my other favorites I've seen:

Quote:Ten seconds left in the game…

Longhorns on the 28 yard line

Texas QB Chad McCoy drops back

Looks for a receiver

Star WR Mike Williams is open deep

He launches it

It’s caught!!!

Touchdown Texas!!!

Alabama 56, Texas 10

Quote:Texas is scheduled to play Alabama in Tuscaloosa in 2023, but they might actually be in the SEC by then. If they have any integrity at all they'll honor that non-conference agreement and just play Alabama twice.

Quote:2011:
A&M: SEC-EDE, Go East Ags
2021:
Tejas: SEC-OND, Go Be With Aggie

Quote:Texas A&M's new pitch to recruits:
“See! Even Oklahoma & Texas don’t want to play in the B12.”

I hearby declare that UT is the University of TN. Texas can be UTA.

(07-26-2021 05:24 PM)Soobahk40050 Wrote:  

(07-26-2021 01:12 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  Q: When will Oklahoma and Texas begin conference play in SEC?
A: The Sooner, the better!


SEC Fan #1: "Who you play this weekend?"
SEC Fan #2: "UT"
SEC Fan #1: "Which one?"

some of my other favorites I've seen:

Quote:Ten seconds left in the game…

Longhorns on the 28 yard line

Texas QB Chad McCoy drops back

Looks for a receiver

Star WR Mike Williams is open deep

He launches it

It’s caught!!!

Touchdown Texas!!!

Alabama 56, Texas 10

Quote:Texas is scheduled to play Alabama in Tuscaloosa in 2023, but they might actually be in the SEC by then. If they have any integrity at all they'll honor that non-conference agreement and just play Alabama twice.

Quote:2011:
A&M: SEC-EDE, Go East Ags
2021:
Tejas: SEC-OND, Go Be With Aggie

Quote:Texas A&M's new pitch to recruits:
“See! Even Oklahoma & Texas don’t want to play in the B12.”

I hearby declare that UT is the University of TN. Texas can be UTA.

Tennessee is UT-K. UTA is the University of Texas at Arlington.

https://twitter.com/danbeebe

Don't forget fake Dan Beebe.

For those too young, Dan Beebe was the Big 12 commissioner when Nebraska and Colorado left and 6 others almost did. Fake Dan Beebe was a guy who said things Beebe might have thought!

A sample:

"...Fake Dan Beebe
@DanBeebe
·
Jul 21
hi.
Quote Tweet
George Kliavkoff
@Kliavkoff
· Jul 21
Just when I thought my first month on the job could not get more interesting…
Fake Dan Beebe
@DanBeebe
·
Jul 21
Hey
@BobBowlsby
— I'll bring the whiskey if you feel like drunk-dialing Boise State and UTEP tonight.
Fake Dan Beebe
@DanBeebe
·
Jul 21
If I've learned anything in college athletics, dealing with Texas is like invading Afghanistan. You think you're doing it for all the right reasons until it's twenty years later and you're trying to justify flying to Morgantown and no one remembers why.
Fake Dan Beebe
@DanBeebe
·
Jul 21
It's me, I'm the Big 12 source
Quote Tweet
Brett McMurphy
@Brett_McMurphy
· Jul 21
Texas & OU enquired w/SEC about leaving Big 12 & SEC has interest in both schools, sources told @Stadium. “This will take some time but there is interest on both sides,” source said. Added Big 12 source: “This was inevitable." SEC by-laws require 11 of 14 schools to extend invite..."

(07-26-2021 01:12 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  2021:
SEC Fan #1: "Who you play this weekend?"
SEC Fan #2: "UT"
SEC Fan #1: "Which one?"

2036:
SEC Fan #1: "Who you play this weekend?"
SEC Fan #2: "UT"
SEC Fan #1: "Yeah, remember when Tennessee used to be in the SEC before Texas had them kicked out?"

“I hate UT!”

“Which one?”

“The Orange One”

In other news, SEC’s 16-team league to be split into 4 pods & will be called:

E, S, P, N

(07-28-2021 06:41 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  In other news, SEC’s 16-team league to be split into 4 pods & will be called:

E, S, P, N

East, South, Plains, North

Nevermind.

(07-28-2021 06:41 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  In other news, SEC’s 16-team league to be split into 4 pods & will be called:

E, S, P, N

Saw that joke from mcmurphy. Ok state grad. Hates the AAC. Severely butthurt. Fired by ESPN and now his school's conference is gutted.

Sad kinda, nah not really

(07-26-2021 05:24 PM)Soobahk40050 Wrote:  

(07-26-2021 01:12 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  Q: When will Oklahoma and Texas begin conference play in SEC?
A: The Sooner, the better!


SEC Fan #1: "Who you play this weekend?"
SEC Fan #2: "UT"
SEC Fan #1: "Which one?"

some of my other favorites I've seen:

Quote:Ten seconds left in the game…

Longhorns on the 28 yard line

Texas QB Chad McCoy drops back

Looks for a receiver

Star WR Mike Williams is open deep

He launches it

It’s caught!!!

Touchdown Texas!!!

Alabama 56, Texas 10

Quote:Texas is scheduled to play Alabama in Tuscaloosa in 2023, but they might actually be in the SEC by then. If they have any integrity at all they'll honor that non-conference agreement and just play Alabama twice.

Quote:2011:
A&M: SEC-EDE, Go East Ags
2021:
Tejas: SEC-OND, Go Be With Aggie

Quote:Texas A&M's new pitch to recruits:
“See! Even Oklahoma & Texas don’t want to play in the B12.”

I hearby declare that UT is the University of TN. Texas can be UTA.

Except UTA is in Arlington. It's UT-Austin.

This should be here

(07-29-2021 07:32 AM)whittx Wrote:  

(07-26-2021 05:24 PM)Soobahk40050 Wrote:  

(07-26-2021 01:12 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  Q: When will Oklahoma and Texas begin conference play in SEC?
A: The Sooner, the better!


SEC Fan #1: "Who you play this weekend?"
SEC Fan #2: "UT"
SEC Fan #1: "Which one?"

some of my other favorites I've seen:

Quote:Ten seconds left in the game…

Longhorns on the 28 yard line

Texas QB Chad McCoy drops back

Looks for a receiver

Star WR Mike Williams is open deep

He launches it

It’s caught!!!

Touchdown Texas!!!

Alabama 56, Texas 10

Quote:Texas is scheduled to play Alabama in Tuscaloosa in 2023, but they might actually be in the SEC by then. If they have any integrity at all they'll honor that non-conference agreement and just play Alabama twice.

Quote:2011:
A&M: SEC-EDE, Go East Ags
2021:
Tejas: SEC-OND, Go Be With Aggie

Quote:Texas A&M's new pitch to recruits:
“See! Even Oklahoma & Texas don’t want to play in the B12.”

I hearby declare that UT is the University of TN. Texas can be UTA.

Except UTA is in Arlington. It's UT-Austin.

SEC don’t care

This ain’t the B12 where horns down gets you a penalty cuz it hurts their feelings

UT is Tennessee in the SEC, UT-Austin is UTA

Note on bad language…

(07-26-2021 06:59 PM)bullet Wrote:  

(07-26-2021 05:24 PM)Soobahk40050 Wrote:  

(07-26-2021 01:12 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  Q: When will Oklahoma and Texas begin conference play in SEC?
A: The Sooner, the better!


SEC Fan #1: "Who you play this weekend?"
SEC Fan #2: "UT"
SEC Fan #1: "Which one?"

some of my other favorites I've seen:

Quote:Ten seconds left in the game…

Longhorns on the 28 yard line

Texas QB Chad McCoy drops back

Looks for a receiver

Star WR Mike Williams is open deep

He launches it

It’s caught!!!

Touchdown Texas!!!

Alabama 56, Texas 10

Quote:Texas is scheduled to play Alabama in Tuscaloosa in 2023, but they might actually be in the SEC by then. If they have any integrity at all they'll honor that non-conference agreement and just play Alabama twice.

Quote:2011:
A&M: SEC-EDE, Go East Ags
2021:
Tejas: SEC-OND, Go Be With Aggie

Quote:Texas A&M's new pitch to recruits:
“See! Even Oklahoma & Texas don’t want to play in the B12.”

I hearby declare that UT is the University of TN. Texas can be UTA.

Tennessee is UT-K. UTA is the University of Texas at Arlington.

Nah... UTN and UTX