Quote:President Joe Biden’s niece directed Coca-Cola’s government relations department while the brand lobbied against a bill that would hinder the United States’ multinational corporations from doing business with Communist China which maintains slave labor camps.

Missy Owens no longer works for the company, leaving in November of 2020 before Coca-Cola partnered with Nike in additional opposition against the “Uighur Forced Labor Prevention Act” that seeks to ban “all imports from Xinjiang unless a company can clearly prove that the products were not made by slaves,” Breitbart’s Frances Martel reported on the bill.

As the director, Owens was not “directly involved” in lobbying against the bill. However, “A different lobbying group, Sidley Austin LLP, was reported as lobbying for the company against the bill from the beginning of last year to the end of March 2020. The company’s employees gave the Biden campaign over $450,000 during the 2020 cycle,” Coca-Cola told Fox News.

Meanwhile, Coca-Cola, maintaining the “third-largest market by volume” with Communist China and has invested “$4 billion locally for future growth from 2015 to 2017,” is painting a colored history of ignoring human rights issues.

The State of Georgia passed election integrity legislation on March 31, which Coca-Cola’s CEO called “unacceptable” and “based on a lie,” joining 200 other “woke” companies who reject voter ID laws that ensure democratic elections; an idea the Communist Party of China knows little about.

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) bashed those woke multinational corporations who “are too eager to make their voices heard on the woke issues of the day in the United States, but remain stunningly silent” or “complicit, in real, ongoing atrocities in countries like China,” Rubio criticized.

Coca-Cola has also invested in the Beijing Winter Olympic Games, unwilling to join a boycott that could cost Coca-Cola “billions by locking them out of Chinese markets.” Indeed, “Olympic sponsors, including Coca-Cola, Visa, General Electric, and other multinational corporations, which count on the Winter Olympics to gain greater market share in the massive Chinese market, are now caught in the crossfire,” Newsweek wrote.

Quote:Poor Joe Biden.

For nearly five decades, Mr. Biden has been getting everything wrong in Washington. He has always been a low-watt thinker with verbal dysentery.

But harmless.

Which is why he wound up as vice president in the first place — White Privilege Joe.

Poor guy, he is so slow he was the last person to realize that nobody took him seriously. He thought all the eye-rolls were just how everybody said: “Yeah, Joe, we love hearing the sound of your voice as much as you do!”

Droning on and on, the insufferable loquacity would have shamed even the Great Buffoon himself, John Kerry.

But if you are dumb enough, extravagantly ineffective, and willing to blow with any wind, you can make yourself quite a living in Washington.

Joe Biden might have arrived in Washington a half-century ago as “Middle-Class Joe.” But he is “Millionaire Joe” today. So is his dirtbag junkie son, Hunter.

White Privilege pays, baby! It might even make you the king.

The problem with blowing with the wind and running off with every loud mob is that you just never know when and where the mob might turn next. Especially if you were never all that swift to begin with.

This perhaps explains Mr. Biden’s obsession with saying the word “smart.”

Mr. Biden’s junkie son Hunter is “the smartest guy I know,” claims the elder Mr. Biden. That very well may be possible. After all, he has lived in Washington since before the invention of color television.

But Hunter is “the smartest guy I know” also sounds like something the family therapist suggested Mr. Biden say during their last junkie intervention after Hunter got strung out smoking cheese whiz in a crack pipe. I mean, there really was not any other positive reinforcement Mr. Biden could offer.

“Gee, son, you are the best at not sleeping with your dead brother’s widow,” was obviously not an option.

Neither was, “Man, you are so good at not grifting millions from corrupt foreign governments off your daddy’s name.”

Nor was, “Hey, kid, nobody is better at ignoring his illegitimate child in his memoir.” Okay, well at least that last one would have been actually true.

Now Mr. Biden tells residents of the Great State of Georgia that they need to “smarten up.” Now take that with a grain of salt. It’s entirely possible that Mr. Biden simply means Georgians should take up smoking cheese whiz from a crack pipe.

Mr. Biden was talking about the new Georgia legislation requiring people to present valid identification in order to vote in elections — obviously a racist attack on Black people.

We are talking fire hoses, snarling German Shepherds, and insurmountable poll tests. “Jim Crow on steroids,” Mr. Biden said — in all seriousness.

On second thought, it is entirely possible that Joe Biden’s deadbeat junkie son really is the smartest person Joe Biden knows.