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The Xarelto commercial
I don't understand. The dark-haired dude at the beginning says he didn't scream out again, and then the nurse says that's becuase you didn't have another DVT.... Then the rest of the commercial is following some red-headed dude around.

Wat???
02-20-2021 12:02 AM
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RE: The Xarelto commercial
(02-20-2021 12:02 AM)geosnooker2000 Wrote:  I don't understand. The dark-haired dude at the beginning says he didn't scream out again, and then the nurse says that's becuase you didn't have another DVT.... Then the rest of the commercial is following some red-headed dude around.

Wat???

Your issue is in understanding DVT does not stand for Deep Vein Thrombosis, but rather Dude Vector Tracking. Xarelto heightens gaydar. Stay away from pharmaceuticals that claim to be for a normal disorder but advertise subliminally.
If you have no idea what the name of the drug has to do with your need you probably shouldn't take it. And that's before you get to the legal disclaimers!

Big Pharma? Maybe that's subliminal for Big Phallus. After all they are trying hard to stick it to all of us!
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That is quite possibly the funniest response I could have hoped for.
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02-20-2021 02:06 PM
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(02-20-2021 02:06 PM)geosnooker2000 Wrote:  That is quite possibly the funniest response I could have hoped for.
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Haha me too!
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I like that they tell me not to take these drugs if I'm allergic to them.

Very helpful !
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Why are you guys watching commercials?
02-20-2021 09:01 PM
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(02-20-2021 09:01 PM)TripleA Wrote:  Why are you guys watching commercials?

Hulu. How I met Your Mother. Can not FF through them.
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(02-20-2021 09:35 PM)geosnooker2000 Wrote:  
(02-20-2021 09:01 PM)TripleA Wrote:  Why are you guys watching commercials?

Hulu. How I met Your Mother. Can not FF through them.

I hope you got a big discount for that.
02-21-2021 03:23 AM
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How do YOU watch our Tigers?
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(02-20-2021 09:35 PM)geosnooker2000 Wrote:  
(02-20-2021 09:01 PM)TripleA Wrote:  Why are you guys watching commercials?

Hulu. How I met Your Mother. Can not FF through them.

Pay the extra $5 to get rid of commercials. I went on the cheap but my wife eventually changed the subscription.

At first I was like, "Woman! You go out and get a job and then you can pay for commercial-free viewing."

And then after not watching commercials I was like, "Thanks."
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(02-22-2021 09:43 AM)umbluegray Wrote:  
(02-20-2021 09:35 PM)geosnooker2000 Wrote:  
(02-20-2021 09:01 PM)TripleA Wrote:  Why are you guys watching commercials?

Hulu. How I met Your Mother. Can not FF through them.

Pay the extra $5 to get rid of commercials. I went on the cheap but my wife eventually changed the subscription.

At first I was like, "Woman! You go out and get a job and then you can pay for commercial-free viewing."

And then after not watching commercials I was like, "Thanks."

And she was like, "A job where I make $5 a month???" 03-lmfao

Meh.... If I had not watched the commercial, all of this witty dialogue would never have happened. I enjoy life. Every aspect of it. Well.... I guess that's not entirely true, but you get the idea.
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