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They didn't go to ODU so what to give them?

VPISU grad: new bib overalls- these new Future Hog Farmers "Hokies" have been pants so many times by Clemson, new work overalls are needed

UVa grad: gelding horse- nothing else will reminder a Cav grad of their time in Charlottesville like a 'fixed' horse prancing in a meadow

JMU grad- a copy of the TedTalk "Harrisonburg is not South of the Border 2.0, we've got gas pumps AND a lopsided football stadium", add on gift would be purple fuzzy dice for their semi

GMU grad- police ident-it kit- two minutes away from Fairfax no one remembers the gray fuzzy details of campus, the Star Search logo, Gunston or the community college campus

UR grad: Richmond Football Stadium Chia Pet- Spider grads living with their mom can place their life size replica of the stadium in their basement apartment window and watch the chia seeds grow

W&M grad: a reversible night shirt with cancelled sports on one side and reinstated sports on the other- the pant less Griffon grad can mimic the W&M admins by reversing the shirt two or three times a night

CNU and VWU grads: a map "your roads end up in D2"

VCU grad- the coloring book "How best to get a pardon from the governor" combining the two career paths of Rams and Ewes

An ODU grad has already built a nice new basketball arena for JMU to lose in. What else do they need?