(01-13-2021 01:24 PM)Yosef Himself Wrote:  I'm gonna hide in the cornucopia and wait it all out.

Don’t steal my thunder. I apparently found a tunnel to the girls
locker room and I’m chillin with the hotties why you idiots are fighting out or Chiefsfan thinks I’m a big puss.

(01-13-2021 01:56 PM)Arrowhead Wrote:  

(01-13-2021 01:24 PM)Yosef Himself Wrote:  I'm gonna hide in the cornucopia and wait it all out.

Don’t steal my thunder. I apparently found a tunnel to the girls
locker room and I’m chillin with the hotties why you idiots are fighting out or Chiefsfan thinks I’m a big puss.

I’m not dead. I’m getting better. I don’t want to go on the cart. I think I’ll go for a walk.

(01-13-2021 01:56 PM)Arrowhead Wrote:  

(01-13-2021 01:24 PM)Yosef Himself Wrote:  I'm gonna hide in the cornucopia and wait it all out.

Don’t steal my thunder. I apparently found a tunnel to the girls
locker room and I’m chillin with the hotties why you idiots are fighting out or Chiefsfan thinks I’m a big puss.

If you must know, everything that is happening is randomly generated by a computer simulator. I have no control over what it has each character doing, I just come up with the story around it.

I didn't make up Atlanta Trojan blowing himself up, it literally listed that as his death.

Day 2 spawns a hopeful beginning for our heroes. The smoke in the distance remains an ever lingering threat. However the players choose to ignore it for now:

With a new lease on life after Saint333 spared his life the previous night, USAjags stumbles upon a frozen lake with baskets of food in the middle. In his hunger he chooses to rush to the center, only to take a very wrong step onto thin ice causing him to plunge beneath the surface. Frantically struggling for life he sees a figure slowly approaching as Yosef Himself walks upon the sad scene. usajags frantically screams for help but Yoself makes no movement. He just sits there watching, silently. After several long seconds he approaches the thrashing figure, with one hand pulls his head above the water and quietly whispers "Steve Campbell sends his regards" and then slowly pushes usajags back into the water and holds his head beneath the surface until the thrashing figure goes still. Yosef Himself drowns usajags in a frozen lake

Slowly life returns to the Arena as our heroes begin to wake from their somewhat peaceful slumbers. Ericsaid has painted his face with the blood of Bobcat2013 and has climbed a tree to rest out of sight of the others.

Panama continues to be the favorites of the sponsors, who again, must be very confused of his fandom as receives bread and fresh water from a sponsor. Birdofpradise has slept with his homemade spear clutched in his hand, and slowly rises, looking for coastal fans to vanquish

TrueBlueDrew and GaSoEagle have discovered a cave and quietly sit and tell stories of how they became Southern fans.

Arrowhead's secret path has taken him to the other end of the arena, where he finds Bamacajun at Cat Mom, and the three discuss a temproary aliance to make it through the next few days. In exchange Arrowhead tells them about his secret path. Whether he should have done that remains unclear

BirdofParadise's wandering looking for Coastal fans to slaughter takes him to the edge of a steep cliff on the West side of the arena. Pausing to consider his next move, he hears movement in the nearby bushes. Quickly raising his spear he sees Yosefhimself approaching. The two stand there Yoself with his bow quivered, BOP spear raised. BOP hollers out "Declare Yorself, Do you root for da CCU, my mortal enemy whom I will dedicate my remaining days to rip limb from limb and remove from this earth.?" Yoself responds "I am not a CCU fan" Relieved, BOP lowers his spear, but it was at that moment Yosef responds with "But I am still your enemy" and in one quick motion he shoots an arrow right into BOP's heart. As he falls to the ground, Yosef approaches and whispers "Hi Hi Yikas, loser" and throws BOP into the ravine below Yosef Himself throws Birdofparadise off a cliff

Yoself leaves to find someone else to murder, paying little notice to Ramblinredwolf, who stalks him slowly, from a distance, waiting for the right opportunity


Some distance away, Rokamortis hears the cannon, and sees birdofparadise picture in the sky, and mutters "1 down, 2 to go, thank you my soldier" Rokamorits leaves to begin hunting for his own victims

SkullyMarroo spends the day building a makeshift shelter using sticks and mud. He sits back when finished briefly admiring his work.

Farther off in the distance, Ericsaid has left his tree failing to notice the tree next to him is occupied. FrankyP sits up there, waiting, watching, and ultimately decides that it is not time to kill ericsaid...yet

Elsewhere Saint333 has discovered the frozen lake and carefully traverses across it to take a basket of food and medicine for himself. He sees the thin ice and his mind slowly begins to form an idea...

As night begins to fall, Catmom and Bamacajun convince Arrowhead to take them on his path. They give Arrowhead a slingshot in exchange, And the three begin to take the path together. Two people with spears and a ULM fan with a slingshot, what could possibly go wrong...

To be continued... 13 remain.

Drowned in my own misery, and by a App fan, was sure it would had been a stAte fan to do me in.

How bad is it that I’m disappointed that I died......just when things were hoping to get better on the gridiron.

Good luck to those still kicking.

(01-13-2021 09:43 PM)Usajags Wrote:  Drowned in my own misery, and by a App fan, was sure it would had been a stAte fan to do me in.

How bad is it that I’m disappointed that I died......just when things were hoping to get better on the gridiron.

Good luck to those still kicking.

Nonsense, the stAte fans were too busy offing each other apparently, which lets be clear, is exactly what would happen in this scenario. We eat our own.

I didn't expect the simulator to take me down the Yosefhimself as a psychotic killer thing either, but I'm here for it.

I went ahead and had it simulate tomorrow's so I could work on my storyline, and I must preview that someone gets their first kill of the games, and its a good one. Well, its a sort of kill. Not sure how it classifies with the oddsmakers.

Me reading this thread:

but then I was like

(01-14-2021 12:32 PM)boroeagle2 Wrote:  Me reading this thread:

but then I was like

I think we all started that way. But I was more:

but then I was like

Now I’m back to


You know, since I died and all.....

I’m just looking for my character to actually do something. Lol.

(01-13-2021 09:43 PM)Usajags Wrote:  Drowned in my own misery, and by a App fan, was sure it would had been a stAte fan to do me in.

How bad is it that I’m disappointed that I died......just when things were hoping to get better on the gridiron.

Good luck to those still kicking.

Where are CajunHawk and SeminoleIndian?

(01-14-2021 02:17 PM)SkullyMaroo Wrote:  I’m just looking for my character to actually do something. Lol.

That's about how life has felt once I hit 40.

(01-12-2021 07:47 AM)Yosef Himself Wrote:  wat

Wuuut..

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(01-14-2021 03:08 PM)TroyFootball05 Wrote:  Where are CajunHawk and SeminoleIndian?

I didn’t want to chance Seminole winning. I’m doing another one for trolls later

(01-14-2021 03:20 PM)panama Wrote:  

(01-12-2021 07:47 AM)Yosef Himself Wrote:  wat

Wuuut..

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wut...

Its the 2nd night, and all of our heroes are out and about. Unlike the first night, in which there was genuine fear of what lurked around the corner, now everyone wants to be the person lurking around the corner. Except apparently Skully Marroo...who is apparently attempting to win the Hunger Games by telling jokes His one liner with Saint333 left Saint wondering why he was keeping Skully alive, but then a little voice inside Saint's head reminded him to "Trust the process" He needs Skully alive, but for how much longer?

Speaking of "Why on earth is he alive" CatMom and BamaCajun are in the process of debating that process in terms of Arrowhead. They gave Arrowhead a slingshot in return for showing them the secret pathway he discovered the night before. The plan is to kill him as soon as they get the chance, I mean, its a ULM fan with a sling shot, what could possibly go wrong?

However Arrowhead has other ideas though. Suddenly BamaCajun and Cat Mom begin to notice that the foliage on this path is getting thicker and thicker,. Surely this can't be the path. Suddenly, Without warning a loud "crack" resonates in the field, BamaCajun screams like a frightened child is thrust into the air hanging by his ankle via an elaborate trap using a tree and rope. Cat Mom spins and pulls her sword to slay her foe, but Arrowhead is to quick. He side steps her. Cat Mom's momentum sends her head first into a steep side of the hill. The mud and dirt under her feet gives way and she begins to Slide uncontrollably down hill. Her screams are caught up in the cool night breeze as she slides 50 feet down a sheer vertical climb, coming to rest next to a stream below. She lay still, not dead, but unconscious. CatMom gets caught in a rock slide.

Gleefully smiling, Arrowhead turns to BamaCajun. "Excellent, we're alone now" he quietly says. He pulls out the sling shot BamaCajun gave him, and begins repeatedly shooting rocks at his head shouting "Wide left, Wide right, Off the Crossbar, off the upright" with glee over and over. After 30 minutes of agony BamaCajun is knocked unconscious. Upset his play thing has been knocked unconscious, Arrowhead picks up the sword Bamacajun had dropped in the ruckus, and stabs him right through the heart He then uses BamaCajun's blood to trace "Terry Bowden wuz here" on a nearby rock, and walks away to see if he can find CatMom.

Meanwhile EricSaid has come across a stream and quickly refills his water bottle before continuing the hunt. He hears a small moan in the distance, and goes to check it out

Yosef Himself has tired himself out after a day full of murder, and begins to search for a safe spot to rest, still nnot seeing Ramblin RedWolf, quietly stalking him from a distance.

GaSoEagle and TrueBlueDrew leave their cave in search of food, During a search through a muddy crop of berry bushes, they notice a Sean Elliot signed Georgia State themed towel and muddy footprints. Needing to answer nature's call, TrueBlueDrew decides to use the towel to um..."clean himself" And goes off in search of the owner of the footprints.

Near the end of the footprints a long ways away, Rokamortis has happened across Panama at a rock. Briefly the two pull their weapons out and consider the fight, but instead to decide to form an alliance. Rokamortis promises to share the abundance of food he has, and Panama his medicine. Excitedly the two begin to circle back to a Berry Bush as Panama excitedly begins to tell stories about how he got his comfort item, a Sean Elliot autographed Georgia State towel

Finally, as the night draws deeper, FrankyP stumbles into a patch of overgrown foliage where he comes across a lifeless BamaCajun hanging in the air. He notices message on the rock, and for the first time in these games, begins to show real fear...

The Sun Begins to rise as Day 3 approaches. YosefHimself slowly rouses from his dreams of New Years 6 Bowl games, and he like everyone else in the arena at this very moment begins to notice a very peculiar smell in the arena. It smells like burning brush. Slowly each of our heroes looks ahead and in fear sees the same thing..

A Fire is rapidly spreading throughout the arena and approaches them all!

To be contined: 12 remain....For now

Hey Saint333, did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.

(01-14-2021 11:15 PM)SkullyMaroo Wrote:  Hey Saint33, did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.

You finally get to do something tomorrow...so be happy!.

(01-14-2021 11:01 PM)chiefsfan Wrote:  The Sun Begins to rise as Day 3 approaches. YosefHimself slowly rouses from his dreams of New Years 6 Bowl games, and he like everyone else in the arena at this very moment begins to notice a very peculiar smell in the arena. It smells like burning brush. Slowly each of our heroes looks ahead and in fear sees the same thing..

A Fire is rapidly spreading throughout the arena and approaches them all!

To be contined: 12 remain....For now