Well, this is certainly worthy of a bump.

Interesting. So, in other words, Sloe's entire campaign strategy just went up in smoke.

Whoooosh! That was fast.

So why in the hail are we still being made to wear these stupid things?

Oh, I forgot. We all have to remain miserable so we'll hold it against Trump and vote for slow Joe.

I didn't actually need her to tell me what I've known all along.