https://twitter.com/Bill_Maxwell_/status...6590825474

STICK TO YOUR DAY JOB

GIRLIE MAN CAN'T HIT MASKOT

I can see throwing high or bouncing it, and was kinda thankful that I never did anything worth getting to throw a first pitch.

But sideways? How do you throw it sideways? I just don't understand.

His father failed him, horribly.

Eh, he's almost 80 years old. I'll give him a pass.

I've seen cute Korean girls who've clearly never played ball do spinning gymnastics and do better.... but yeah... clearly this guy wasn't an athlete in high school, nor did we expect him to be.... and that was a VERY long time ago.

My dad's a bad-ass, but he'd struggle today as well.

That's the thing though..... If he couldn't do it, he'd politely decline/offer to accompany someone else...