Quote:Perhaps a lesson could be learned from the Inca and Lifeguarding 101. It’s time we sacrifice a city and give into the riptide of social and cultural narratives. In other words, it’s time somebody hit rock bottom so that we can close the chapter on this book. This would seem wholly unnecessary if people were honest with themselves; hasn’t the 20th-century provided enough proof that Marxism, in any form, ultimately fails? Moreover, that on the path to or in the maintenance of Marxism it doesn’t work out very well for people that are educated, religious, resistant, and most importantly, early adopters of the cause? I’m looking at you, Powderhorn fools. None of this matters, though. They need to do it right to show that it works. Well, ok then. Try to do it right.

For this noble experiment, I nominate the bluest of blue cities, home of the simultaneously nicest and most naive residents in the country, Minneapolis. It serves as a great backdrop for the additional reason that it is the site of the George Floyd desecrations and hometown of the most quintessential ingrate ever to come to America, Ilhan Omar. President Trump didn’t do enough when he suggested she return to Mogadishu and fix it; he should have sent his private jet for her the same day and mandated it. The people of Powderhorn Park don’t get it, Omar only knows rot, and we are slowly losing the city to leftist fools anyways. We would actually be doing Minneapolis a favor by letting it burn down. Forests are usually healthier after a fire.

When I say we give them Minneapolis, I mean give everything to them. Let them have full control without any conservative interference. We will not intervene, we will not help, nor will we say or do anything relating to the municipal affairs. It’ll be Powderhorn to the extreme. The city has been run entirely by Democrats for fifty years, but the left still points fingers toward imaginary foes whenever possible. Even though the city has mayors, city councils, school leaders, and police chiefs that are wholly left-of-Marx, and most recently the police chief was black to boot, they still find excuses. Historical or systemic racism lingers. Somehow.