Signs maybe you shouldn't be in the ACC and you should be in the SEC.

10) When asked how many sports your school sponsors, you say "One" or "Only one matters".

9) Girls at your school wear dresses and heels to football games.

8) You think Sweet 16 is a party for a teenage girl and the Final Four is played in December or January.

7) You think Coach K is the head football coach at Mississippi or the head football coach at Georgia and have no idea who Geno Auriemma is.

6) You're in a state no one else lives in or cares about and a city no one else lives in or cares about.

5) You haven't beaten North Carolina in Chapel Hill more than once (damn this year's Carolina team, I had to change that from "never")

4) You've used the expression "y'all" today (and this post doesn't count, I was just demonstrating!)

3) You think Mississippi and Mississippi State would be fine additions to your conference.

2) You think you're better than everyone else just because you're better in football than everyone else (well other than LSU ... and Alabama occassionally).

1) You don't think "You Belong in The SEC" is an insult.

(04-12-2020 06:37 AM)schmolik Wrote:  Signs maybe you shouldn't be in the ACC and you should be in the SEC.

10) When asked how many sports your school sponsors, you say "One" or "Only one matters".

9) Girls at your school wear dresses and heels to football games.

8) You think Sweet 16 is a party for a teenage girl and the Final Four is played in December or January.

7) You think Coach K is the head football coach at Mississippi or the head football coach at Georgia and have no idea who Geno Auriemma is.

6) You're in a state no one else lives in or cares about and a city no one else lives in or cares about.

5) You haven't beaten North Carolina in Chapel Hill more than once (damn this year's Carolina team, I had to change that from "never")

4) You've used the expression "y'all" today (and this post doesn't count, I was just demonstrating!)

3) You think Mississippi and Mississippi State would be fine additions to your conference.

2) You think you're better than everyone else just because you're better in football than everyone else (well other than LSU ... and Alabama occassionally).

1) You don't think "You Belong in The SEC" is an insult.

LOL, Thank you for putting this in the correct forum.

LOL

It's always great to see trash talking from fans of rent-a-win teams, especially those with a false sense of entitlement based upon absolutely nothing.

Someone posted in this forum?

“Y’all” is in my vocabulary.

Lol, but still haven’t figured out of this guy’s nothing west or south of Philly matters shtick is him trolling people in the northeast, or the rest of the country.

And some of you have a problem with UC fans coming on your board acting “uppity”.

Nice list. Definitely NOT an authoritative source.
#FakeNews.

If the Rook is merely the high trump and can't be played in lieu of a held lead color, you belong in the SEC. Otherwise, you're an alien freak of the universe and are deserving of all manner of admonishment.

EDIT: And if you've a mind to show the widow after winning it, that'd better be established beforehand. Else there might be multi-circles of Hell to pay.

(04-16-2020 05:04 AM)chester Wrote:  If the Rook is merely the high trump and can't be played in lieu of a held lead color, you belong in the SEC. Otherwise, you're an alien freak of the universe and are deserving of all manner of admonishment.

EDIT: And if you've a mind to show the widow after winning it, that'd better be established beforehand. Else there might be multi-circles of Hell to pay.

Does anyone here have a clue what the heck chester's saying and can translate it into non SEC talk?

(04-16-2020 06:31 AM)schmolik Wrote:  

(04-16-2020 05:04 AM)chester Wrote:  If the Rook is merely the high trump and can't be played in lieu of a held lead color, you belong in the SEC. Otherwise, you're an alien freak of the universe and are deserving of all manner of admonishment.

EDIT: And if you've a mind to show the widow after winning it, that'd better be established beforehand. Else there might be multi-circles of Hell to pay.

Does anyone here have a clue what the heck chester's saying and can translate it into non SEC talk?

From Wikipedia:

Quote:The official rules for Tournament Rook (also known as Kentucky Discard) are as follows.

Four players are organized into two teams of two players each, sitting opposite each other. Players must keep their hands secret from all other players, including their teammates. The object of the game is to be the first team to reach 300 points by capturing cards with a point value in tricks. If both teams have over 300 points at the end of a round, the team with the higher point total wins.

Only certain cards have a point value. These are known as counters. Each 5 is worth 5 points, each 10 and 14 is worth 10 points, and the Rook Bird card is worth 20 points...

On and on and on... here's the link if you want to read it (tl;dnr):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rook_(card_game)

I’m apparently only 1/10 SEC, so I don’t know.

(04-16-2020 06:31 AM)schmolik Wrote:  

(04-16-2020 05:04 AM)chester Wrote:  If the Rook is merely the high trump and can't be played in lieu of a held lead color, you belong in the SEC. Otherwise, you're an alien freak of the universe and are deserving of all manner of admonishment.

EDIT: And if you've a mind to show the widow after winning it, that'd better be established beforehand. Else there might be multi-circles of Hell to pay.

Does anyone here have a clue what the heck chester's saying and can translate it into non SEC talk?

To be fair he makes far more sense than UConn being a member of the ACC.

11 If you think NASCAR is an SEC sponsored sport.

12. If your house still has wheels under it.
13. If your team has more All Americans than you have teeth.
14. If you say “we” when another team in your conference wins anything.

15. You think you're smart enough to get into "Oxford". And if you're referring to THAT Oxford, you're probably right ... well unless you go to Mississippi State that is:)

16. You're not ashamed that your school has a "girl" name: "Ole Miss"?

17. If you live in a city/state where girls and women insist upon wearing flip flops all year long.

(03-21-2021 01:27 AM)DawgNBama Wrote:  17. If you live in a city/state where girls and women insist upon wearing flip flops all year long.

I thought they wore high heels all year long.

(03-21-2021 06:30 AM)schmolik Wrote:  

(03-21-2021 01:27 AM)DawgNBama Wrote:  17. If you live in a city/state where girls and women insist upon wearing flip flops all year long.

I thought they wore high heels all year long.

Nope. Girls & women in general down here don't care for high heels


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