https://www.bannersociety.com/2020/4/1/2...s-thoughts
I don't know how I missed this. Here are some of the best...
Auburn was the only program happy to get a
CDC alert. They figured it meant the team had brought their grades up.
Corona means “crown” in Spanish, so Virginia Tech should be safe.
Won’t even have to tell Georgia Tech people to
stay inside by themselves, will they?
Lotta confusion out there over how to do the whole social
distancin’ thing. Here’s a helpful tip: just pretend you’re a Georgia defender facing second and 26 [you know, like in the national championship game]...
It’ll be easy for my Florida Gators. We been operating on a
stay-at-home order for the better part of 50 years.
Love my Gamecocks, too, but if we have to rely on someone
taking it to the house for grocery delivery, we’ll all starve...
Hate these mixed messages. Do you want UNC to
manipulate the curve or not?
...Notre Dame’s not on Zoom because it would mean joining a
conference.
...You want an easy way to get folks in Knoxville to
go home? Tell ‘em it’s the fourth quarter of a home game.
Heard all that talk about
N95 and assumed people were asking, “when was Tennessee good at football?”
...You wanna
stop COVID-19, tell Pat Narduzzi it’s his offense on the one-yard line.
...You wanna
stop COVID-19, put it on Miami’s depth chart as a QB.