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So, Joel wasnt at the hoop game where they honored athetes with the highest academic standing in the Fall Semester. Got me thinking what would Joel be doing instead of attending this event? Honoring Dave Lettermen since we played Ball State last night. I do need some help so please join in.

TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING RATHER THAN HONORING THE STUDENTS

1- Begging for an additional bonus due to academic good standing

2- Working on his whiteboard to see if he could cut any additional funding to allow him to get a larger car allowance

3- Shopping for fireworks for noon football games

4- Eating dinner with Coach Lewis and trying to convince him to stay after next year

5-Shopping for a new mouthpiece to wear while he works out. (yes thats a fact).

6- Sweeping under the rug a potential sexual assault cases

7-Tanning at Bahama Bodies (of course he does)

8-Anxiously following Arkansas womens golf on Golfstat without realizing KSU is in the same tournament

9-Sorting thru those unfortunate polaroids of KSU Trustees he keeps in his top desk drawer

10-Sitting outside the HOF in Canton with an empty coffee cup waiting for Antonio Gates

BONUS-Actually he was there. He just realized he should not show his tan face.