Kent State Golden Flashes

Hello There, Guest! (LoginRegister)

Post Reply 
TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
Author Message
KSUforever Offline
Bench Warmer
*

Posts: 113
Joined: Aug 2019
Reputation: 0
I Root For: Kent State Univ
Location:
Post: #1
TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
So, Joel wasnt at the hoop game where they honored athetes with the highest academic standing in the Fall Semester. Got me thinking what would Joel be doing instead of attending this event? Honoring Dave Lettermen since we played Ball State last night. I do need some help so please join in.

TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING RATHER THAN HONORING THE STUDENTS

1- Begging for an additional bonus due to academic good standing

2- Working on his whiteboard to see if he could cut any additional funding to allow him to get a larger car allowance

3- Shopping for fireworks for noon football games

4- Eating dinner with Coach Lewis and trying to convince him to stay after next year

5-Shopping for a new mouthpiece to wear while he works out. (yes thats a fact).

6- Sweeping under the rug a potential sexual assault cases

7-Tanning at Bahama Bodies (of course he does)

8-Anxiously following Arkansas womens golf on Golfstat without realizing KSU is in the same tournament

9-Sorting thru those unfortunate polaroids of KSU Trustees he keeps in his top desk drawer

10-Sitting outside the HOF in Canton with an empty coffee cup waiting for Antonio Gates

BONUS-Actually he was there. He just realized he should not show his tan face.
02-06-2020 08:16 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Advertisement


Older and Older Offline
Bench Warmer
*

Posts: 109
Joined: Nov 2017
Reputation: 0
I Root For: Kent State
Location:
Post: #2
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
(02-06-2020 08:16 AM)KSUforever Wrote:  So, Joel wasnt at the hoop game where they honored athetes with the highest academic standing in the Fall Semester. Got me thinking what would Joel be doing instead of attending this event? Honoring Dave Lettermen since we played Ball State last night. I do need some help so please join in.

TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING RATHER THAN HONORING THE STUDENTS

1- Begging for an additional bonus due to academic good standing

2- Working on his whiteboard to see if he could cut any additional funding to allow him to get a larger car allowance

3- Shopping for fireworks for noon football games

4- Eating dinner with Coach Lewis and trying to convince him to stay after next year

5-Shopping for a new mouthpiece to wear while he works out. (yes thats a fact).

6- Sweeping under the rug a potential sexual assault cases

7-Tanning at Bahama Bodies (of course he does)

8-Anxiously following Arkansas womens golf on Golfstat without realizing KSU is in the same tournament

9-Sorting thru those unfortunate polaroids of KSU Trustees he keeps in his top desk drawer

10-Sitting outside the HOF in Canton with an empty coffee cup waiting for Antonio Gates

BONUS-Actually he was there. He just realized he should not show his tan face.

Great job. Well done.

How about

11. He was in Fla coaching the Women’s Golf team , and taking credit for their success
02-06-2020 12:50 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Skinny Pete Offline
Water Engineer
*

Posts: 35
Joined: Nov 2019
Reputation: 0
I Root For: Kent State
Location:
Post: #3
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
He was on the phone with the AD's of LSU, Clemson ,Ohio State and Oklahoma trying to add them to the football schedule.
02-06-2020 04:46 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Polish Hammer Offline
Heisman
*

Posts: 7,044
Joined: Sep 2004
Reputation: 31
I Root For: Kent State/JMU
Location:
Post: #4
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
(02-06-2020 08:16 AM)KSUforever Wrote:  4- Eating dinner with Coach Lewis and trying to convince him to stay after next year
4- Eating dinner with Coach Lewis and trying to convince him to take him along as a package deal when he cashes in elsewhere next year
02-06-2020 06:40 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
anti-zip Offline
All American
*

Posts: 3,108
Joined: Feb 2009
Reputation: 23
I Root For: kent state!
Location:
Post: #5
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
He was finalizing the contract for the naming rights to the MACC court. It turns out he has a cousin who is a Nigerian prince. He will "be much happy" to send the necessary funds but first Nielsen had to send him his SSN and $10,000. We're going to be able to do so much with these extra funds!

Either that or he was approving construction plans to replace the home bench with a donner lounge. Players and coaches will be moved to the upper deck. The donners give money. Players and coaches take money. So it only makes sense to give the donners these close seats.
02-07-2020 12:26 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Advertisement


KSUforever Offline
Bench Warmer
*

Posts: 113
Joined: Aug 2019
Reputation: 0
I Root For: Kent State Univ
Location:
Post: #6
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
Just got a new one and this is true story

He was busy commandeering all the coaches and athletes to give up their old Under Armour gear so he could sell it at the annual tent sale.
02-10-2020 10:23 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Polish Hammer Offline
Heisman
*

Posts: 7,044
Joined: Sep 2004
Reputation: 31
I Root For: Kent State/JMU
Location:
Post: #7
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
Wait, weren’t many of them at the game? Could’ve had every coach schedule a meeting at the MACC to boost attendance and told them there.
02-10-2020 11:30 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
anti-zip Offline
All American
*

Posts: 3,108
Joined: Feb 2009
Reputation: 23
I Root For: kent state!
Location:
Post: #8
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
He was busy leaving 1 star ratings on Spotify for every song Jaylin Walker liked on Facebook.
02-10-2020 04:09 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
BuckeyeFlyerFlash Online
Bench Warmer
*

Posts: 127
Joined: Sep 2017
Reputation: 4
I Root For: OSU/UD/KSU
Location:
Post: #9
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
14. Joel was out raising money to bring Jane Fonda to KSU for the 50th May 4th event. It was $83k - he struck out-( now KSU using University general funds to pay her.)
02-14-2020 11:02 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Advertisement


FlashPan Offline
2nd String
*

Posts: 323
Joined: Jan 2013
Reputation: 0
I Root For: Kent State
Location:
Post: #10
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
He was under the bleachers figuring out how to dismantle them.
02-14-2020 02:16 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Albert Flasher Offline
Bench Warmer
*

Posts: 202
Joined: Jan 2017
Reputation: 3
I Root For: Kent State
Location: Southeast PA
Post: #11
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
15. Joel took a trip to visit a certain Golden Flash NFL Hall of Famer to invite him to visit the campus, but hasn't been heard from since.
02-14-2020 02:17 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
KSUforever Offline
Bench Warmer
*

Posts: 113
Joined: Aug 2019
Reputation: 0
I Root For: Kent State Univ
Location:
Post: #12
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
(02-14-2020 02:16 PM)FlashPan Wrote:  He was under the bleachers figuring out how to dismantle them.

Fantastic!
02-17-2020 09:59 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Proud pilot Offline
Water Engineer
*

Posts: 98
Joined: Oct 2018
Reputation: 0
I Root For: Kent State
Location:
Post: #13
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
Next tme you hear about the Kent State financial crisis consider this.
Jane Fonda 83 k to speak
and they paid Michael Keaton 100k to speak at graduation ceremony.
02-20-2020 03:37 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Advertisement


FlashPan Offline
2nd String
*

Posts: 323
Joined: Jan 2013
Reputation: 0
I Root For: Kent State
Location:
Post: #14
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
Outragious
02-20-2020 05:37 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Muskrat Offline
Special Teams
*

Posts: 829
Joined: Oct 2008
Reputation: 4
I Root For: Kent State
Location:
Post: #15
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
I don't care who the university has as speakers, but I'm outraged that they actually pay people who don't need the money. Being on the "speaker circuit" is big, easy money, and people from all walks of life and professions make serious money doing it.
02-20-2020 06:25 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
burden Offline
All American
*

Posts: 4,384
Joined: Nov 2005
Reputation: 13
I Root For:
Location:
Post: #16
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
I’d like to see what the total money spent on the May 4th 50th anniversary activities are. I bet it would make Jane’s fee look like minimum wage.
02-20-2020 08:12 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Muskrat Offline
Special Teams
*

Posts: 829
Joined: Oct 2008
Reputation: 4
I Root For: Kent State
Location:
Post: #17
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
I imagine quite a bit, Burden. After this, the 50th anniversary, I'd like to see the whole May 4th thing consigned to history and be really low-key.
02-20-2020 08:54 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Advertisement


FlashPan Offline
2nd String
*

Posts: 323
Joined: Jan 2013
Reputation: 0
I Root For: Kent State
Location:
Post: #18
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
I'll bet Joe Walsh is not cheap either.[/i]
02-21-2020 12:04 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
KSUforever Offline
Bench Warmer
*

Posts: 113
Joined: Aug 2019
Reputation: 0
I Root For: Kent State Univ
Location:
Post: #19
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
Maybe he was too busy planning his defense for inequity in pay?
03-09-2020 08:33 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
KSUforever Offline
Bench Warmer
*

Posts: 113
Joined: Aug 2019
Reputation: 0
I Root For: Kent State Univ
Location:
Post: #20
RE: TOP TEN THINGS JOEL WAS DOING
Sitting in his dark office (saving electricity) and plotting to kill programs where the coaches dont kiss his ass.
05-14-2020 11:16 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 




User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)


Copyright © 2002-2020 Collegiate Sports Nation Bulletin Board System (CSNbbs), All Rights Reserved.
CSNbbs is an independent fan site and is in no way affiliated to the NCAA or any of the schools and conferences it represents.
This site monetizes links. FTC Disclosure.
We allow third-party companies to serve ads and/or collect certain anonymous information when you visit our web site. These companies may use non-personally identifiable information (e.g., click stream information, browser type, time and date, subject of advertisements clicked or scrolled over) during your visits to this and other Web sites in order to provide advertisements about goods and services likely to be of greater interest to you. These companies typically use a cookie or third party web beacon to collect this information. To learn more about this behavioral advertising practice or to opt-out of this type of advertising, you can visit http://www.networkadvertising.org.
Powered By MyBB, © 2002-2020 MyBB Group.