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The Monarchs Are Back
Time To Defend Your Title
Shall We Go Dancing?

New season, new team
We hope for even better
More Kalu, please, sir

When American populace comes to its senses and annoints me as Emperor for Life, I will on my first day in office enact three executive orders:

1. "America the Beautiful" will replace "The Star Spangled Banner" as our national anthem.
2. The designated hitter will be eliminated in major league baseball.
3. Haikus will be outlawed.

Some fans love Haikus
One would ban them forever
He is Adopted

We hear great reports
From coaches and those knowing
Can they make buckets?

They can get buckets
The D will always be there
Are they big enough?

Love my ODU
FecesU sucks donkey Di#k$
We Reign Forever

First we will struggle
Illinois game crucible
Deep NIT run

Lots of questions now
But the most important one:
How thick are the shoes?

No Caver or Stith
But Godwin and Green return
Wade and Kalu, too.


New faces are fun
Malik and A.J., lights on
Time to show moxie

put ball in the hoop
don't let opponent do same
win lots of games please

Did you see workouts?
Our walk-on can beat up theirs
Loren Brill is king

Monarch hoops start soon.
Guess we're a basketball school.
It's sure nice to win.

(10-03-2019 05:15 AM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote:  When American populace comes to its senses and annoints me as Emperor for Life, I will on my first day in office enact three executive orders:

1. "America the Beautiful" will replace "The Star Spangled Banner" as our national anthem.
2. The designated hitter will be eliminated in major league baseball.
3. Haikus will be outlawed.

I'm with you. Go Lymeric or go home.

There once was a team from Norfolk
Who might be dancing again with some luck
If we join in the madness
I'll be filled with gladness
Or come March will we ask "What the ****?"

(10-04-2019 10:45 AM)mturn017 Wrote:  

(10-03-2019 05:15 AM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote:  When American populace comes to its senses and annoints me as Emperor for Life, I will on my first day in office enact three executive orders:

1. "America the Beautiful" will replace "The Star Spangled Banner" as our national anthem.
2. The designated hitter will be eliminated in major league baseball.
3. Haikus will be outlawed.

I'm with you. Go Lymeric or go home.

There once was a team from Norfolk
Who might be dancing again with some luck
If we join in the madness
I'll be filled with gladness
Or come March will we ask "What the ****?"

Is there anything else beyond AABBA? Seems like the "B" are always shorter than the A, but anyway. I have no idea what I'm doing:

Here we are, another off-season
Thinking positives, for good reason
We have the shooters
Thanks to recruiters
But a slow start for them to ease in

C-USA Play
This is where we make our run
Let's go dancing, boys!


There was a team that was run by Jeff Jones
Who had an impeccable record at home
With a team full of Juniors,
Hope we go dancing sooner
And aren't repping the conference alone!!

Well done, mturn (and 09 and Trombone). Limericks are the bomb:

I need to stock up on some beer.
Because basketball season is near.
We soon can begin,
To drink to each win.
There's no better time of the year.