Smaug's $0.02
Quoth the Nature Boy, Ric Flair, "WOOOOOOOOOO!"
If you're wondering what a Magic City ass whoopin' looks like, that was one.
Domination from start to finish.
Look, if you believe there's a hierarchy of college football in this state (and I do), UAB has to play its cards the best it can. That includes laying a beatdown on the other have-nots when you get them on the field. It means everyone walks out of Legion Field yesterday with zero question in their mind who the better team was.
Check, and check.
The missed field goal was our only first half possession in which we didn't score. We emptied the bench in the 4th quarter. It could have been worse.
You want stats? Here you go.
Total yards:
USA 190
UAB 514
Third down efficiency:
USA: 2 of 11
UAB: 9 of 13
Time of Possession (probably the most telling stat of the day):
USA: 19:57
UAB: 40:03
This is usually one of the more meaningless statistics out there, but it's as illustrative as any just how dominant a performance that was. We held the ball for two-thirds of the damn game! Like daddy always said, "It's hard to score when you don't have the ball." Speaking of which...
Playing keep away
That drive to open the second half was soul-killing. Just sucks the life right out of you. Get this: 15 plays. 82 yards. 8 minutes and 38 demoralizing seconds. Then force a three and out. We held the ball for almost 12 minutes in the third quarter.
You could have stuck a fork in South right then and gotten everyone in out of the heat early.
Spread the love
We completed passes to NINE different receivers yesterday, including 3 to tight ends for one touchdown.
Take it on the run
We rushed for 201 yards yesterday. I thought we might do well on the ground, after watching their game with Memphis.
Slap yer mamma
Those bacon-wrapped chicken breasts of blazerwkr's are proof of a loving God. As with the football team, the Mad Genius brought his A game.
You spell Blazers with a D
Smothering performance yesterday. Smothering. And we played a ton of guys. 20 people had at least 1 tackle yesterday. That is not a typo.
Band together
So, UAB picked yesterday to have its all-star band day (think high school kids getting to hang with the Marching Blazers all day and then take the field at halftime). Between the SotMC, the high school kids, and South's band, there were probably 500 people on the field. It's a great recruiting tool for the band and all those band parents help attendance. Playing Blazer legend and bro country heartthrob Sam Hunt's "House Party" was a nice touch.
UAB had a chance to put on a good show in front of a lot of new faces, and an NFL Network audience and it did so with a flourish.
The Good
Did I miss anything? A dominating performance and a great college football atmosphere. Fun, festive tailgate with a great group of folks. Five stars. Would do it again.
The Bad
The heat. Lord, it was hot. Yeah, it's a good day when the crystal clear day is the only thing you have to ***** about. Oh, wait...
The Ugly
The tailgating spots were a fiasco. I mentioned to a couple of people that it's best not to think of it as a grid, but a pie, sliced by a blind drunk. We got their early, which helps, I think, but then we watched with amusement and dismay as pretty much everyone around us tried to puzzle out the lines, plusses and cones.
So, what does this mean, Barbara?
On paper, not much maybe. Non-conference win over a not very good team over which we were favored by double-digits. That said, there were many intangibles floating about whose boxes we checked most satisfactorily. We scored perception points. As one of the aforementioned have-nots, trying to carve out a place for itself in the college football world, we laid an ass-whoopin' on a fellow have-not. An in-state have-not. We did it on a pretty day with a lot of people watching.
In furtherance of this perception, I now hope South wallops the **** out of Troy.
We are also one of 23 remaining undefeated FBS teams.
We are getting better.
Great day to be a Blazer.
That's all I got. For now. I think.
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