Re-gift

Preferably to someone you don’t particularly care for.

That’s only if you don’t want to set them on fire

Poop.

In.

Shoes.

(06-05-2019 10:05 PM)SeñorTiger Wrote:  

(06-05-2019 09:32 PM)fsquid Wrote:  I think you have to kill him

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Clearly, the only reasonable option...

Clearly

(06-05-2019 09:53 PM)Tigerx3 Wrote:  

(06-05-2019 06:24 PM)rc0213 Wrote:  Why would any school pick ORANGE as their color?!?!? Is UT the ONLY school to pick orange?!?!

It all started when most graduates ended up picking up roadside trash on the weekends. Eventually, when so many of them had the orange vest it became tradition over time and the orange color not found in found in nature or science was adopted as the school color.

I've always heard that it was to wear it to the game on Saturday. Then wear it to go hunting on Sunday. Then wear it to pick of trash on Monday. It is a multitasking outfit.

(06-06-2019 07:43 AM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  

(06-05-2019 10:05 PM)SeñorTiger Wrote:  

(06-05-2019 09:32 PM)fsquid Wrote:  I think you have to kill him

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Clearly, the only reasonable option...

Clearly

Yep

(06-06-2019 07:48 AM)GottaHateUT Wrote:  

(06-05-2019 09:53 PM)Tigerx3 Wrote:  

(06-05-2019 06:24 PM)rc0213 Wrote:  Why would any school pick ORANGE as their color?!?!? Is UT the ONLY school to pick orange?!?!

It all started when most graduates ended up picking up roadside trash on the weekends. Eventually, when so many of them had the orange vest it became tradition over time and the orange color not found in found in nature or science was adopted as the school color.

I've always heard that it was to wear it to the game on Saturday. Then wear it to go hunting on Sunday. Then wear it to pick of trash on Monday. It is a multitasking outfit.

Additionally makes former inmates feel comfortable when joining their school.

Step 1: Tie the laces of the two shoes together so there is plenty of length between the shoes.

Step 2: Drive to the corner of Park Avenue and Buntyn street.

Step 3: Thrown them pair of shoes like a bolo, and wrap them around the overhanging power lines.

Step 4: Drive home knowing that the disrespect will hang in the air for many weeks to come.

Just keep them in a closet in case your daughter decides to be a clown this Halloween...

(06-06-2019 11:35 AM)BengalBurger Wrote:  Step 1: Tie the laces of the two shoes together so there is plenty of length between the shoes.

Step 2: Drive to the corner of Park Avenue and Buntyn street.

Step 3: Thrown them pair of shoes like a bolo, and wrap them around the overhanging power lines.

Step 4: Drive home knowing that the disrespect will hang in the air for many weeks to come.

We don't want that crap in da Mound, son.

Keep it out East, you're closer.

Grass cuttin' shoes

(06-06-2019 12:07 PM)Harry J Wrote:  Grass cuttin' shoes

Yeah, they are size 7 in girls.

(06-06-2019 12:07 PM)Harry J Wrote:  Grass cuttin' shoes

Use them for target practice.

(06-06-2019 12:15 PM)mairving Wrote:  

(06-06-2019 12:07 PM)Harry J Wrote:  Grass cuttin' shoes

Yeah, they are size 7 in girls.

Sounds like the perfect time to teach your daughter how to cut the grass.

(06-06-2019 12:23 PM)Crini Wrote:  

(06-06-2019 12:15 PM)mairving Wrote:  

(06-06-2019 12:07 PM)Harry J Wrote:  Grass cuttin' shoes

Yeah, they are size 7 in girls.

Sounds like the perfect time to teach your daughter how to cut the grass.

Yeah, too bad I don't have pigs that needed to be fed.

There is a reason Nike is giving those away for free while Penny's are going for over $300 a pair.

in my king aerys voice: "Burn them, BURN THEM ALL!!!!!"

(06-06-2019 12:02 PM)New Here 101 Wrote:  

(06-06-2019 11:35 AM)BengalBurger Wrote:  Step 1: Tie the laces of the two shoes together so there is plenty of length between the shoes.

Step 2: Drive to the corner of Park Avenue and Buntyn street.

Step 3: Thrown them pair of shoes like a bolo, and wrap them around the overhanging power lines.

Step 4: Drive home knowing that the disrespect will hang in the air for many weeks to come.

We don't want that crap in da Mound, son.

Keep it out East, you're closer.

Technically speaking, “north” would be closer, but I get ya. Nobody wants that crap in their neighborhood.

(06-06-2019 02:16 PM)BengalBurger Wrote:  

(06-06-2019 12:02 PM)New Here 101 Wrote:  

(06-06-2019 11:35 AM)BengalBurger Wrote:  Step 1: Tie the laces of the two shoes together so there is plenty of length between the shoes.

Step 2: Drive to the corner of Park Avenue and Buntyn street.

Step 3: Thrown them pair of shoes like a bolo, and wrap them around the overhanging power lines.

Step 4: Drive home knowing that the disrespect will hang in the air for many weeks to come.

We don't want that crap in da Mound, son.

Keep it out East, you're closer.

Technically speaking, “north” would be closer, but I get ya. Nobody wants that crap in their neighborhood.

Nobody.

You can be polite, sure. But you have to let your neighbor know this kind of behavior is not acceptable. Else, he does something similar again.