link here

With a name like the ‘Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit’ it doesnt take any imagination to know what he does after breaking in. Fortunately he has been apprehended by police.

Identified and caught by police in the early hours of the January 5th,. He managd to elude capture for three weeks, he has given male residents in the area a real tough time with his spate of assaults, which totalled a dozen homes by the time he was stopped.




The comments are great.

Owl(s), please check in to let us know you're safe. ?

Based on the title, I thought this was going to be about Beto.

#fingabangingbandit in shackles....

yous guys do entertain so....

(03-31-2019 12:19 PM)king king Wrote:  link here
With a name like the ‘Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit’ it doesnt take any imagination to know what he does after breaking in. Fortunately he has been apprehended by police.
Identified and caught by police in the early hours of the January 5th,. He managd to elude capture for three weeks, he has given male residents in the area a real tough time with his spate of assaults, which totalled a dozen homes by the time he was stopped.
The comments are great.
Owl(s), please check in to let us know you're safe. ?

Nowhere near me. FBO is even further away. OO might be close, but I doubt he is in danger.

(03-31-2019 12:20 PM)memphistiger89 Wrote:  Based on the title, I thought this was going to be about Beto.

No, he's just a butthole.

There was a rally in downtown El Paso for him. Around 6k attended. So many idiots in El Paso, I can't believe there are 6 thousand people out here that think he'd make a good president, much less a great one. He'd be better off conducting a small town orchestra..

(03-31-2019 12:48 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  

(03-31-2019 12:20 PM)memphistiger89 Wrote:  Based on the title, I thought this was going to be about Beto.

No, he's just a butthole.

There was a rally in downtown El Paso for him. Around 6k attended. So many idiots in El Paso, I can't believe there are 6 thousand people out here that think he'd make a good president, much less a great one. He'd be better off conducting a small town orchestra..

That's the thing...these people almost exclusively have no business thinking anything about politics. It's more about who's gonna give them the most free chit.

(03-31-2019 12:48 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  

(03-31-2019 12:20 PM)memphistiger89 Wrote:  Based on the title, I thought this was going to be about Beto.

No, he's just a butthole.

There was a rally in downtown El Paso for him. Around 6k attended. So many idiots in El Paso, I can't believe there are 6 thousand people out here that think he'd make a good president, much less a great one. He'd be better off conducting a small town orchestra..

Ollie, we have our fair share too....

that's the battle of line 1b) vs. 1c), brother....

(03-31-2019 12:20 PM)memphistiger89 Wrote:  Based on the title, I thought this was going to be about Beto.

They would’ve called him a bandito.

(04-01-2019 08:36 AM)Stick4489 Wrote:  

(03-31-2019 12:20 PM)memphistiger89 Wrote:  Based on the title, I thought this was going to be about Beto.

They would’ve called him a bandito.

O' Bandit

#funnyfakenews

(03-31-2019 12:25 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  #fingabangingbandit in shackles....

yous guys do entertain so....

The proper classification would be: Bunghole Bugger

And that's no April Fooling.

(04-01-2019 03:14 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  #funnyfakenews

Listen here, Deborah Downie Jr....