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2020 presidential candidates as college football teams
https://www.sbnation.com/college-footbal...dates-2020

I'll spare you from having to read the story if you want. They explain why they picked the schools that they did, but basically, they claim the following...

Joe Biden - Oklahoma State
Bernie Sanders - Arizona State
Beto O'Rourke - Ohio State
Kamala Harris - the NCAA
Elizabeth Warren - UCF
Cory Booker - Northwestern
Amy Klobuchar - wherever Will Muschamp is coaching
Kirsten Gillibrand - Georgia
Howard Schultz - Rice
Julian Castro - either Texas or Texas A&M
Tulsi Gabbard - Mike Leach
Andrew Yang - Stanford
Jay Inslee - don't even understand what the author is saying here
John Hickenlooper - Wisconsin
John Delaney, Marianne Williamson, Wayne Messam, Mike Gravel - all dropping down to FCS
Pete Buttigieg - Indiana, except in 2010

Donald Trump - Liberty

Libertarian Party - UNLV
Green Party - Pitt

Hillary Clinton - 2010 Indiana (who lost to Wisconsin 83-20)
03-29-2019 03:28 PM
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RE: 2020 presidential candidates as college football teams
(03-29-2019 03:28 PM)Fort Bend Owl Wrote:  https://www.sbnation.com/college-footbal...dates-2020

I'll spare you from having to read the story if you want. They explain why they picked the schools that they did, but basically, they claim the following...

Joe Biden - Oklahoma State
Bernie Sanders - Arizona State
Beto O'Rourke - Ohio State
Kamala Harris - the NCAA
Elizabeth Warren - UCF
Cory Booker - Northwestern
Amy Klobuchar - wherever Will Muschamp is coaching
Kirsten Gillibrand - Georgia
Howard Schultz - Rice
Julian Castro - either Texas or Texas A&M
Tulsi Gabbard - Mike Leach
Andrew Yang - Stanford
Jay Inslee - don't even understand what the author is saying here
John Hickenlooper - Wisconsin
John Delaney, Marianne Williamson, Wayne Messam, Mike Gravel - all dropping down to FCS
Pete Buttigieg - Indiana, except in 2010

Donald Trump - Liberty

Libertarian Party - UNLV
Green Party - Pitt

Hillary Clinton - 2010 Indiana (who lost to Wisconsin 83-20)

My placement

Joe Biden - UCONN (fits him perfect for so many reasons)
Bernie Sanders - UMASS (doesn't really fit in anywhere)
Beto O'Rourke - Texas St. (yes from Texas but lowest tier)
Kamala Harris - San Jose St. (another CA loser)
Elizabeth Warren - Buffalo (mainly cause she's full of BULL)
Cory Booker - Troy (come on it's Spartacus)
Amy Klobuchar - Colorado St. (name makes you think she's good)
Kirsten Gillibrand - Prairie View St. (she just doesn't measure up to others)
Howard Schultz - BYU (lots of money and no where to go)
Julian Castro - UL Monroe (who's that?)
Tulsi Gabbard - Kent State (going no where slow)
Andrew Yang - Wyoming
Jay Inslee - Pacific University (dropped football)
John Hickenlooper - South Alabama (the bottom rung of the ladder)
John Delaney, Maryland (little fish BIG POND)
Pete Buttigieg - ND (lots of hype will never deliver)

Donald Trump - Clemson (a clear national champ) 05-stirthepot

Libertarian Party - Army (strong independent never contend with big boys.

Green Party - DII Mississippi College
Hillary Clinton - UNC who cheats and still gets by with no penalties.
03-29-2019 04:25 PM
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RE: 2020 presidential candidates as college football teams
I defintely view UCF as Trump. An anti-establishment outsider hated by the MSM who does "so much wimning you're going to get tired of it!"
03-29-2019 05:18 PM
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