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God bless Doctors and modern medicine!
Tourist suffers cardiac arrest during orgy in Punta Cana
The 76-year-old man had to have two stents placed on his heart after an energetic game with three women aged 18, 19 and 22.

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Gerd Ordelheid, 76, was having sex with three women aged 18, 19 and 22 at a resort in the Dominican Republic, when he began to complain of chest pains, reported the British media The Sun.

The paramedics were called to the "Dr Nights Exotic Resort" in Punta Cana and taken to a local hospital after the incident.

Medical reports showed that Gerd had remnants of a medication for erectile dysfunction in his blood, but it is not clear if that contributed to the heart attack.

Gerd arrived at the hospital in critical condition, but is now recovering at his home in Cohasset, Massachusetts, where he runs a series of hotels and wedding centers.

"The patient was in critical condition on arrival, I quickly diagnosed a myocardial infarction (heart attack)," said his doctor, who asked to be named only as Dr. Leon and who spoke with Gerd's permission.

"Then I proceeded to restore the flow of blood to the heart and locate blocking points. It took two stents to stabilize Mr. Ordelheide. "

Dr. Leon warned unsafe or unhealthy sex tourists not to try too hard, regardless of their age.

He said: "This is my job, and I am happy to have added many more years to the life of Mr. Ordelheide. Also, I would recommend men of Mr. Ordelheide's age to seek medical advice before taking any type of drug to improve sexual performance. "

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I have no idea why I want to end the final chapter in #costa...
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(03-11-2019 08:12 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  I have no idea why I want to end the final chapter in #costa...

Beach, Ocean, Plantains, Rum, what could wrong?


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(03-11-2019 08:17 PM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  
(03-11-2019 08:12 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  I have no idea why I want to end the final chapter in #costa...

Beach, Ocean, Plantains, Rum, what could wrong?



lol....screw the blue pill....0.5cc of testosterone is pure gold!

if me heart explodes, so be it...
03-11-2019 08:24 PM
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Best way to go out and he ruined it
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Is it bad that the first thing that popped in my head was some concern for Stinky? LOL

Imagine my relief when he posted later in the thread. 03-phew
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(03-11-2019 09:31 PM)ETSUfan1 Wrote:  Best way to go out and he ruined it

He has 10 more years!
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(03-11-2019 08:12 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  I have no idea why I want to end the final chapter in #costa...

I guess I'm bleary eyed, I could have sworn the opening sentence was "Orgy in Puntang."
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(03-11-2019 09:34 PM)Kaplony Wrote:  Is it bad that the first thing that popped in my head was some concern for Stinky? LOL

Imagine my relief when he posted later in the thread. 03-phew

if there's one thingy I've embraced in life, assuming the role of village idiot would be at the top...it's not the easiest road traveled....

if I'm not laughing, nuts zongo is no longer around....

my goal today is to help those ponder and smile along the way....that's when I truly give thanks to the sky...

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I hope I can keep up with one 50 year old. WTF, dude got greedy.
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The 76-year-old man had to have two stents placed on his heart after an energetic game with three women aged 18, 19 and 22.


Two stents????

Sounds like he's ready for round 2!

DING DING!
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(03-11-2019 09:31 PM)ETSUfan1 Wrote:  Best way to go out and he ruined it

If that had been me and I went out in a epic manner like that....

I'd have that on my tombstone.....

His age didn't kill him, 18, 19 and 22 DID!
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Damn near killed me when I was 18,19 &22.

Good times. Good times...
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(03-12-2019 07:22 AM)BadgerMJ Wrote:  
(03-11-2019 09:31 PM)ETSUfan1 Wrote:  Best way to go out and he ruined it

If that had been me and I went out in a epic manner like that....

I'd have that on my tombstone.....

His age didn't kill him, 18, 19 and 22 DID!
03-lmfao 03-lmfao :lmfao

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(03-12-2019 07:19 AM)BadgerMJ Wrote:  The 76-year-old man had to have two stents placed on his heart after an energetic game with three women aged 18, 19 and 22.


Two stents????

Sounds like he's ready for round 2!

DING DING!

Round 2 it is 03-lmfao

BTW if you guys go down there to all inclusive resorts tip the bell hop, bartender, cleaning lady etc. It goes a long way for them. You know at the resorts they have the C grade vegas musical acts in the open air auditoriums. Once time when I went to one the productions and one the dancers I noticed for some reason, anyway an hour later that lady was working at the bar.
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