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The Answer to battle "Climate Change"....
https://dailycaller.com/2019/02/07/green...latulence/

The resolution calls for a World War II-style mobilization effort to eliminate greenhouse gas emissions from agricultural operations. If that’s the case, that means any subsequent “Green New Deal” legislation would have to deal with a major source of methane emissions — cow flatulence and burps.

“We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast,” reads the initial version of the resolution’s fact-sheet. However, Ocasio-Cortez staffers have since removed “farting” from fact-sheet.

Ah Ha!!! I knew it!

It's all the farts fault!

I wonder if they realize that FRUITS & VEGETABLES are a major source of gas in people's diets?

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forced beano administration as part of immunizations.
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(02-07-2019 07:09 PM)Hambone10 Wrote:  forced beano administration as part of immunizations.

how's that 'lack of' measles working out in washtub libtard state, eh?
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(02-07-2019 03:59 PM)BadgerMJ Wrote:  https://dailycaller.com/2019/02/07/green...latulence/

The resolution calls for a World War II-style mobilization effort to eliminate greenhouse gas emissions from agricultural operations. If that’s the case, that means any subsequent “Green New Deal” legislation would have to deal with a major source of methane emissions — cow flatulence and burps.

“We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast,” reads the initial version of the resolution’s fact-sheet. However, Ocasio-Cortez staffers have since removed “farting” from fact-sheet.

Ah Ha!!! I knew it!

It's all the farts fault!

I wonder if they realize that FRUITS & VEGETABLES are a major source of gas in people's diets?

People Against Beans!

It's time for me to invest in Arm and Hammer with all those gases.
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Why do the Demons hate agriculture? No, seriously, do they know that it's farmers who feed us? Instead of being curtailed those farmers should be given Gold Medals for feeding this country. Stupid Demons.
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(02-08-2019 04:53 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  Why do the Demons hate agriculture? No, seriously, do they know that it's farmers who feed us? Instead of being curtailed those farmers should be given Gold Medals for feeding this country. Stupid Demons.

Oh, we don't need farmers. We can just go buy meat at the store.

That is the depth of thought of some of them.
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Instead of storming the beaches of Normandy, we will be storming the pastures of Iowa.
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The land required to support enough windmills and solar panels to replace current power generation is roughly the size of CA and TX combined. I don't mind losing CA and relocating those people to Canada or Mexico, but Texas is a great state.
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(02-08-2019 05:34 PM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote:  
(02-08-2019 04:53 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  Why do the Demons hate agriculture? No, seriously, do they know that it's farmers who feed us? Instead of being curtailed those farmers should be given Gold Medals for feeding this country. Stupid Demons.

Oh, we don't need farmers. We can just go buy meat at the store.

That is the depth of thought of some of them.

Most of them don't have a single farmer in their districts.
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(02-08-2019 06:08 PM)bullet Wrote:  
(02-08-2019 05:34 PM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote:  
(02-08-2019 04:53 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  Why do the Demons hate agriculture? No, seriously, do they know that it's farmers who feed us? Instead of being curtailed those farmers should be given Gold Medals for feeding this country. Stupid Demons.

Oh, we don't need farmers. We can just go buy meat at the store.

That is the depth of thought of some of them.

Most of them don't have a single farmer in their districts.

Well there you have it! The solution for liberals is to make them have to feed themselves. The problem would then wither up and blow away!
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(02-08-2019 05:53 PM)THE NC Herd Fan Wrote:  The land required to support enough windmills and solar panels to replace current power generation is roughly the size of CA and TX combined. I don't mind losing CA and relocating those people to Canada or Mexico, but Texas is a great state.

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[Image: 27-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-2-color.w700.h700.jpg]

The torch bearer for the Green "Raw" Deal needs to live with the Amish for one year and then get back to us on these initiatives.
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(02-08-2019 04:53 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  Why do the Demons hate agriculture? No, seriously, do they know that it's farmers who feed us? Instead of being curtailed those farmers should be given Gold Medals for feeding this country. Stupid Demons.

They hate farmers because they grow things like corn and raise beef, dairy and hogs instead of using those lands for "good" products such as broccoli and kale.

If they'd only grow the "correct" things.....
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There is no answer. Just spend a little money on it, help some new energy companies but refocus on real issues. No, not that damn border rope. I don't understand why they are trying to go crazy over this. I'm not drinking the Kool aid.

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(02-08-2019 07:00 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  [Image: 27-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-2-color.w700.h700.jpg]

The torch bearer for the Green "Raw" Deal needs to live with the Amish for one year and then get back to us on these initiatives.

That would be fun. The Amish don't gripe, don't blame each other, and work sun up to sun down and have no cameras to preen for. AOC couldn't survive that year and the Amish would kill her with kindness. And what would really stick in her craw would be the fact that white men and women could live together harmoniously, without weapons, without hate, grow and raise all of their food organically, and still stand for everything she hates.
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(02-09-2019 09:57 AM)BadgerMJ Wrote:  
(02-08-2019 04:53 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  Why do the Demons hate agriculture? No, seriously, do they know that it's farmers who feed us? Instead of being curtailed those farmers should be given Gold Medals for feeding this country. Stupid Demons.

They hate farmers because they grow things like corn and raise beef, dairy and hogs instead of using those lands for "good" products such as broccoli and kale.

If they'd only grow the "correct" things.....

You mean grow things like civil unrest? That's the only thing people like AOC know how to grow!
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If you take the proposal seriously, then you will open up a slew of other major problems. If you eliminate cows, then you need to come up with substitutes for beef and dairy products made from cows. Do you bridge the gap with sheep, goats and pigs? IDK, wouldn’t you still have flatulence from these animals too? Nix that idea, I assume, and go all in on poultry? Would that be feasible, because I bet doubling poultry production opens up new issues? So...bridge it with seafood? We already overfish the oceans now, and widespread fish farms don’t seem viable. Neither does going vegan because then you only increase the fertilizer usage, more irrigation and top soil erosion- because organic food wouldn’t be viable.

The only serious option that would allow the Green Deal to be implemented would be to euthanize a percentage of the population and to implement strict birth control. You’d have to sterilize significant portions of third world populations to get it to work on a global scale. The first world is good with current birth rates.
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(02-09-2019 11:22 AM)miko33 Wrote:  The only serious option that would allow the Green Deal to be implemented would be to euthanize a percentage of the population and to implement strict birth control. You’d have to sterilize significant portions of third world populations to get it to work on a global scale. The first world is good with current birth rates.

They are working on it. Post-birth abortion is just stepping into the batters box.
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(02-08-2019 04:53 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  Why do the Demons hate agriculture? No, seriously, do they know that it's farmers who feed us? Instead of being curtailed those farmers should be given Gold Medals for feeding this country. Stupid Demons.

Because they hate anyone who does honest labor. It's too blue collar for them to appreciate as a valued part of society.
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(02-09-2019 11:22 AM)miko33 Wrote:  The only serious option that would allow the Green Deal to be implemented would be to euthanize a percentage of the population and to implement strict birth control. You’d have to sterilize significant portions of third world populations to get it to work on a global scale. The first world is good with current birth rates.

Until population control of some sort enters the conversation in a serious way (regardless of the part of the world) then nobody is really being serious about addressing the problem other than attacking deep pockets.

Cut the population of places like Mexico City, NY, Beijing etc etc etc by 50%... tear down the concrete and put in forests... etc etc
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