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(08-09-2018 02:09 PM)ETSUDB8-79 Wrote:  

(08-09-2018 12:13 PM)ODUDrunkard13 Wrote:  Come on, guys! This thread is for the discussion of burner accounts, bball recruiting and train derailments only.

Train derailments? Wow, this one is almost perfect for our game in Lynchburg except the train was going to Danville instead of the other way around. A classic for those of us of a certain age and older.

There was a train derailment in downtown Lyncburg just a few years ago. Thankfully nobody was hurt. But that's a lot of FLAMES.

(08-09-2018 09:46 PM)T-Mac Wrote:  He called for BT's job in the very best seasons in program history. He called for BW's job in the very best seasons in program history. He's never been happy about anything.

Not even remotely accurate but sure, keep up your DiMaggio like streak of absurd posts.

Im not even mad, that’s amazing.

When discussing train derailments, should we limit it to rail cars? Or should trolleys be included?

Who do you think will be blamed for the eventual derailments of autonomous trains?

(08-10-2018 10:06 AM)ODUDrunkard13 Wrote:  Who do you think will be blamed for the eventual derailments of autonomous trains?

Jeff Jones

edit: No ultimately Wood Selig

With the new Space Force incoming, who needs trains? To infinity, and beyond.

(08-10-2018 07:27 AM)ODUDrunkard13 Wrote:  

(08-10-2018 06:38 AM)odu09 Wrote:  That reminds me. One time, back in the civil war era, the southern army was retreating with what they had left of supplies, including their remaining gold. It was a lot of gold. On the verge of defeat, two high ranking officials buried all the gold in a location only they would know.

After the war, both men moved on with their lives. One man became a banker up in Michigan and the other got involved with a railroad company. They chose these positions on purpose.

They devised a plan. The man who became involved in the railroad made plans to lay tracks going right by where the gold was buried. The other end of the tracks went right by the others bank. So, when the construction was complete, they got a train, picked up the gold, took it to the bank, and ditched the train in the lake.

True story! Or is it based on a true story? You be the judge.

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Now, I'm no historian but I heard from my granpappy that what they thought was gold was actually just bricks of prototypes of the first iteration of Velveeta.

Velveeta melts better than cheddar and that's not even remotely up for debate.

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(08-10-2018 12:10 PM)EverRespect Wrote:  

(08-10-2018 07:27 AM)ODUDrunkard13 Wrote:  

(08-10-2018 06:38 AM)odu09 Wrote:  That reminds me. One time, back in the civil war era, the southern army was retreating with what they had left of supplies, including their remaining gold. It was a lot of gold. On the verge of defeat, two high ranking officials buried all the gold in a location only they would know.

After the war, both men moved on with their lives. One man became a banker up in Michigan and the other got involved with a railroad company. They chose these positions on purpose.

They devised a plan. The man who became involved in the railroad made plans to lay tracks going right by where the gold was buried. The other end of the tracks went right by the others bank. So, when the construction was complete, they got a train, picked up the gold, took it to the bank, and ditched the train in the lake.

True story! Or is it based on a true story? You be the judge.

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Now, I'm no historian but I heard from my granpappy that what they thought was gold was actually just bricks of prototypes of the first iteration of Velveeta.

Velveeta melts better than cheddar and that's not even remotely up for debate.

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That's because it's not really cheese and has a melting point of 82.7*F.

What if the train involved in the derailment was carrying a shipment of melted cheese?

(08-12-2018 04:57 PM)CameramanJ Wrote:  What if the train involved in the derailment was carrying a shipment of melted cheese?

Only relevant if it landed on a derailed train of fresh nachos.

(08-12-2018 06:42 PM)Grommet Wrote:  

(08-12-2018 04:57 PM)CameramanJ Wrote:  What if the train involved in the derailment was carrying a shipment of melted cheese?

Only relevant if it landed on a derailed train of fresh nachos.

WRONG!!!!

OBVIOUSLY it would depend on the TYPE of cheese.

(08-12-2018 07:54 PM)Razor Ramon Monarch Wrote:  

(08-12-2018 06:42 PM)Grommet Wrote:  

(08-12-2018 04:57 PM)CameramanJ Wrote:  What if the train involved in the derailment was carrying a shipment of melted cheese?

Only relevant if it landed on a derailed train of fresh nachos.

WRONG!!!!

OBVIOUSLY it would depend on the TYPE of cheese.

Chuh. Even if you owned it, once it derailed, it's no longer yours.

Therefore, from that point forward it's NACHO CHEESE!

(08-12-2018 08:05 PM)Grommet Wrote:  

(08-12-2018 07:54 PM)Razor Ramon Monarch Wrote:  

(08-12-2018 06:42 PM)Grommet Wrote:  

(08-12-2018 04:57 PM)CameramanJ Wrote:  What if the train involved in the derailment was carrying a shipment of melted cheese?

Only relevant if it landed on a derailed train of fresh nachos.

WRONG!!!!

OBVIOUSLY it would depend on the TYPE of cheese.

Chuh. Even if you owned it, once it derailed, it's no longer yours.

Therefore, from that point forward it's NACHO CHEESE!

That’s good stuff right there

(08-12-2018 08:05 PM)Grommet Wrote:  

(08-12-2018 07:54 PM)Razor Ramon Monarch Wrote:  

(08-12-2018 06:42 PM)Grommet Wrote:  

(08-12-2018 04:57 PM)CameramanJ Wrote:  What if the train involved in the derailment was carrying a shipment of melted cheese?

Only relevant if it landed on a derailed train of fresh nachos.

WRONG!!!!

OBVIOUSLY it would depend on the TYPE of cheese.

Chuh. Even if you owned it, once it derailed, it's no longer yours.

Therefore, from that point forward it's NACHO CHEESE!

And people thought this thread didn’t have a purpose.....

Rapidly becoming GOAT thread

(08-13-2018 06:58 AM)Old Dominion Wrote:  Rapidly becoming GOAT thread

I think it's more like a COAT... cheesiest of all time