http://wkms.org/post/murray-state-univer...rd-resigns

His interim replacement is the women's golf coach: Velvet Milkman.

Change the thread title to "Velvet Milkman" and I'll give you two (2) reputation points

(07-13-2018 04:34 PM)Stugray2 Wrote:  Change the thread title to "Velvet Milkman" and I'll give you two (2) reputation points

Done and done.

(07-13-2018 04:37 PM)Cyniclone Wrote:  

(07-13-2018 04:34 PM)Stugray2 Wrote:  Change the thread title to "Velvet Milkman" and I'll give you two (2) reputation points

Done and done.

She must have gotten that name for the gloves she wears 'cause she looks anything but velvet to me.

That sounds like a 70’s porno nickname.

(07-13-2018 04:34 PM)Stugray2 Wrote:  Change the thread title to "Velvet Milkman" and I'll give you two (2) reputation points

Added three

Just team her up with Illinois State Football Player Kobe Buffalomeat and you have a great 60's band name

At first Velvet Milkman opened the concerts for Kobe Buffalomeat during their west coast tour.
But when Lou Reed joined the band, they became... the Velvet Underground. And the rest is history.

Alternately, it’s Mel Torme’s side gig

Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs then he was a she

(07-13-2018 09:21 PM)mturn017 Wrote:  Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs then he was a she

Still not as impressive as Candy, who never lost her head.

Could have been worse....I mean who would want a Corduroy Milkman?