http://www.breachbangclear.com/10-horrif...the-ar-15/

Quote:1. The inventor of the AR-15 was Satan, though his patent has since expired.

2. Scientists have confirmed the deadly effects of an AR-15 by giving it to a chimpanzee who then murdered them.

2. Scientists also agree that each year the AR-15 will grow more deadly until it kills everyone in the entire world.

3. Some believe that both Hitler and Stalin were, in fact, AR-15s in rubber masks.

4. Bullets that are normally harmless will kill instantly when fired out of the AR-15.

5. A very small percentage of gun deaths are attributed to the AR-15 because it is very good at disguising itself as other guns to frame them.

5. The AR-15 can be rendered harmless by giving it only a 10 round magazine, as people always miss with the first ten rounds and an AR-15 takes an hour and a half to reload.

6.The Assault Weapon ban was needed because it is well known that an AR-15 with both a pistol grip and a flash suppressor would be unstoppable by any modern military.

7. In Europe there is no such thing as an AR-15 and thus also no such thing as murders. Instead of being violent, people there just drink wine and smoke cigarettes all day.

8. If you are shot by an AR-15, you become one and kill others.

9. The AR-15 is responsible for 95% of all deaths each year. The rest of the deaths are from obesity and drone strikes.

10. The part that makes the AR-15 so extra deadly is the handle on top. The AR-15 would be used in far fewer murders if it were more inconvenient to carry.

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Great post.

However, I must lament the dreadful possibility that some on here (most likely on the left end of the political spectrum) may believe at least one or two of those dubious facts.

(04-12-2018 07:04 PM)q5sys Wrote:  http://www.breachbangclear.com/10-horrif...the-ar-15/

Quote:1. The inventor of the AR-15 was Satan, though his patent has since expired.

2. Scientists have confirmed the deadly effects of an AR-15 by giving it to a chimpanzee who then murdered them.

2. Scientists also agree that each year the AR-15 will grow more deadly until it kills everyone in the entire world.

3. Some believe that both Hitler and Stalin were, in fact, AR-15s in rubber masks.

4. Bullets that are normally harmless will kill instantly when fired out of the AR-15.

5. A very small percentage of gun deaths are attributed to the AR-15 because it is very good at disguising itself as other guns to frame them.

5. The AR-15 can be rendered harmless by giving it only a 10 round magazine, as people always miss with the first ten rounds and an AR-15 takes an hour and a half to reload.

6.The Assault Weapon ban was needed because it is well known that an AR-15 with both a pistol grip and a flash suppressor would be unstoppable by any modern military.

7. In Europe there is no such thing as an AR-15 and thus also no such thing as murders. Instead of being violent, people there just drink wine and smoke cigarettes all day.

8. If you are shot by an AR-15, you become one and kill others.

9. The AR-15 is responsible for 95% of all deaths each year. The rest of the deaths are from obesity and drone strikes.

10. The part that makes the AR-15 so extra deadly is the handle on top. The AR-15 would be used in far fewer murders if it were more inconvenient to carry.

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I had to look up therianthropic, what a great word.