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Go Sing Sing Natti
A big twenty-two point lead
It wasn't enough
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EC Basketball
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Even the bad coach
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I hate UNC
I really hate UNC
I hate UNC
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UCF is the champ
and while Memphis is mighty
It's been Knights over Tigers
Since 1990
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(03-19-2018 02:32 PM)GrayBeard Wrote:  I hate UNC
I really hate UNC
I hate UNC

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(03-19-2018 02:34 PM)MechaKnight Wrote:  UCF is the champ
and while Memphis is mighty
It's been Knights over Tigers
Since 1990

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(03-19-2018 02:14 PM)GrayBeard Wrote:  
(03-19-2018 12:48 PM)fishpro1098 Wrote:  God hates us now
because we are poor Aresco,
Any questions?

4 - 8 - 4 ?

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Basketball is lame
When does football start again
At least there's baseball
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RE: Best poem you can write about the American?
Well I'm proud to be in the American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget that other conference
That used to worship me
And I proudly stand up and announce how good we are
But when the month of March arrives...
We won't go very far.
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Good golly they fired Ollie.
Hooray hooray
The American is on its way
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There once was a team from Nantucket
Who could not make a bucket
They said with a grin as they missed again
Give me the ball and I'll chuck it.
03-19-2018 06:26 PM
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(03-19-2018 06:26 PM)8BitPirate Wrote:  There once was a team from Nantucket
Who could not make a bucket
They said with a grin as they missed again
Give me the ball and I'll chuck it.

He got a full scholarship to ECU?
03-19-2018 06:27 PM
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There once was a student back home,
He couldn't think of a title for poems,
He asked the substitute teacher, "what should it be?"
And turned it in titled "pome."


True story folks. He went on to graduate ECU med school.


Jk he dropped out shortly after the "pome" debacle of 10th grade.
03-19-2018 08:34 PM
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Not even out of March yet and shitposting has begun.

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(03-19-2018 02:34 PM)MechaKnight Wrote:  UCF is the champ
and while Memphis is mighty
It's been Knights over Tigers
Since 1990

The best one yet, but not sure what format you were going for, lol.
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(03-19-2018 02:48 PM)CoastalJuan Wrote:  Basketball is lame
When does football start again
At least there's baseball

Shere, is that you? 03-lmfao
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I'm no girly
But I want Danny Hurley

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(03-19-2018 11:51 AM)pvtlamb Wrote:  Here's a limerick for those not feint of heart:

There is a group of athletic departments called AAC
Who tried to reign-in those that would flee
While discussing with Coldblooded, they decided the market was flooded
And they said screw it, let’s bring in Middle Tennessee

The scene was chaotic, the members sensed a battle
The commissioner pleaded but all he got was prattle
While PayDay fumed, Shockerfever loomed
Pesik said let’s go with Seattle!

The Commish wondered if “this was the Golden Age”?
Posters on CSNbbs went on a rampage
While the commissioner fiddled, ECU felt crippled
And TU4Ever was found with a gimp in a cage

With some hope and fear, the flagship was unsealed
The jealousies of Cincy, Houston, Memphis were revealed
The commissioner confessed, and high emotions were expressed
When the Shockers were declared the top of the field

I am bumping my own Pulitzer prize worthy poem.
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(03-19-2018 09:49 PM)pvtlamb Wrote:  
(03-19-2018 11:51 AM)pvtlamb Wrote:  Here's a limerick for those not feint of heart:

There is a group of athletic departments called AAC
Who tried to reign-in those that would flee
While discussing with Coldblooded, they decided the market was flooded
And they said screw it, let’s bring in Middle Tennessee

The scene was chaotic, the members sensed a battle
The commissioner pleaded but all he got was prattle
While PayDay fumed, Shockerfever loomed
Pesik said let’s go with Seattle!

The Commish wondered if “this was the Golden Age”?
Posters on CSNbbs went on a rampage
While the commissioner fiddled, ECU felt crippled
And TU4Ever was found with a gimp in a cage

With some hope and fear, the flagship was unsealed
The jealousies of Cincy, Houston, Memphis were revealed
The commissioner confessed, and high emotions were expressed
When the Shockers were declared the top of the field

I am bumping my own Pulitzer prize worthy poem.

No mention of HuskyU or UCONN earns you an F.
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(03-19-2018 09:51 PM)HuskyU Wrote:  
(03-19-2018 09:49 PM)pvtlamb Wrote:  
(03-19-2018 11:51 AM)pvtlamb Wrote:  Here's a limerick for those not feint of heart:

There is a group of athletic departments called AAC
Who tried to reign-in those that would flee
While discussing with Coldblooded, they decided the market was flooded
And they said screw it, let’s bring in Middle Tennessee

The scene was chaotic, the members sensed a battle
The commissioner pleaded but all he got was prattle
While PayDay fumed, Shockerfever loomed
Pesik said let’s go with Seattle!

The Commish wondered if “this was the Golden Age”?
Posters on CSNbbs went on a rampage
While the commissioner fiddled, ECU felt crippled
And TU4Ever was found with a gimp in a cage

With some hope and fear, the flagship was unsealed
The jealousies of Cincy, Houston, Memphis were revealed
The commissioner confessed, and high emotions were expressed
When the Shockers were declared the top of the field

I am bumping my own Pulitzer prize worthy poem.

No mention of HuskyU or UCONN earns you an F.

They both were implied.
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