(03-15-2018 11:59 AM)HuskyU Wrote:  Oooh this is fun. Which Axis of Evil is Wichita?

North Korea.

(03-15-2018 11:59 AM)HuskyU Wrote:  Oooh this is fun. Which Axis of Evil is Wichita?

We'll take Germany (minus the mustache) and you can be Japan.

(03-15-2018 11:55 AM)Wheatshock Wrote:  

(03-15-2018 11:51 AM)invisiblehand Wrote:  

(03-15-2018 11:49 AM)Wheatshock Wrote:  

(03-15-2018 11:48 AM)invisiblehand Wrote:  Sounds like UH, Memphis, and Tulsa need to have a little Yalta conference.

Which one is the USSR?

Memphis. They're our ally to the East in a two front war.

Tulsa's the UK. We're small but mighty. Also we're closer in proximate to the enemy than UH.

UH is the USA. Because 'Murca

Tulsa - Formerly great empire who's best days are behind them. It fits.

Have your fun while it lasts. We're going to divide up Wichita along I-35. Memphis gets the University itself while UH and Tulsa will acquire downtown, Intrust Bank Arena, the airport and the Zoo. DERBY WILL FALL UNDER THE IRON CURTAIN.

We're still debating on whether or not we want to do an air lift to Charles Koch Arena (Neutral Territory Going Forward).

(03-15-2018 11:59 AM)HuskyU Wrote:  Oooh this is fun. Which Axis of Evil is Wichita?

North Korea?

(03-15-2018 12:01 PM)Wheatshock Wrote:  

(03-15-2018 11:59 AM)HuskyU Wrote:  Oooh this is fun. Which Axis of Evil is Wichita?

We'll take Germany (minus the mustache) and you can be Japan.

(03-15-2018 11:02 AM)WhoseHouse? Wrote:  Really gunning hard for that next mod selection lol

Yes he is... Hahaha

(03-15-2018 12:03 PM)HuskyU Wrote:  

(03-15-2018 12:01 PM)Wheatshock Wrote:  

(03-15-2018 11:59 AM)HuskyU Wrote:  Oooh this is fun. Which Axis of Evil is Wichita?

We'll take Germany (minus the mustache) and you can be Japan.

(03-15-2018 11:40 AM)thespiritof1976 Wrote:  

(03-15-2018 09:48 AM)CornellCoog Wrote:  Since it's been awhile since UH has been in this thing (minus a 2010 CUSA tourney win that came out of nowhere and an early exit to Maryland) here's how I've decided who I root for;

1) conference mates (we all need money and it's good for perception)
2) underdogs
3) similar profile schools (city schools that are often looked down upon)
4) anyone playing a blue blood, especially Kentucky
5) did I mention I hate Kentucky? Their fans were the absolute worst. Entitled, spoiled, obnoxious. They were total trash in the 2011 Final Four in Houston. Was so glad UConn took them down.

That's how I feel about Florida. A bunch of cocky, arrogant SOB's. Did I mention that more than one Florida fan has tried to get me fired at work over UCF ?

Definitely NOT cool... Hope you showed them the National Championship Trophy... That should keep them calm till next season.

(03-15-2018 11:38 AM)invisiblehand Wrote:  As Bearcat's party primary opponent in the coming Mod election; I would like to say:

We can not have peace until there is reparation! I suggest a prisoner exchange between the parties and nuclear proliferation between Pesik & CB. I'm sure my esteemed colleague Bearcats#1 will agree that there has been some maleficence on both sides.

*whispers* Psst. The deal's still on right BC? I want to be secretary of agriculture so I can sell all of the American's wheat to the C-USA.

<in low voice>
stay the course, old friend....I got ya

I hereby claim Switzerland for the Ponies.

If Memphis has their basketball program kicking on all cylinders along with their football, the Houston Memphis rivalry could become pretty nasty cool.

Here's to Memphis and hope y'all hire a solid basketball coach

(03-15-2018 12:58 PM)BigHouston Wrote:  If Memphis has their basketball program kicking on all cylinders along with their football, the Houston Memphis rivalry could become pretty nasty cool.

Here's to Memphis and hope y'all hire a solid basketball coach

Quit trying to derail this excellent thread.

(03-15-2018 12:31 PM)BigHouston Wrote:  

(03-15-2018 11:40 AM)thespiritof1976 Wrote:  

(03-15-2018 09:48 AM)CornellCoog Wrote:  Since it's been awhile since UH has been in this thing (minus a 2010 CUSA tourney win that came out of nowhere and an early exit to Maryland) here's how I've decided who I root for;

1) conference mates (we all need money and it's good for perception)
2) underdogs
3) similar profile schools (city schools that are often looked down upon)
4) anyone playing a blue blood, especially Kentucky
5) did I mention I hate Kentucky? Their fans were the absolute worst. Entitled, spoiled, obnoxious. They were total trash in the 2011 Final Four in Houston. Was so glad UConn took them down.

That's how I feel about Florida. A bunch of cocky, arrogant SOB's. Did I mention that more than one Florida fan has tried to get me fired at work over UCF ?

Definitely NOT cool... Hope you showed them the National Championship Trophy... That should keep them calm till next season.

The owner of the company made the biggest Gator fan hang up the national title banner I had made out in the warehouse.

Does this mean that UH is going to Nuke the Huskies (TWICE!?!?!)

(03-15-2018 07:20 AM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  Shocker fans and UH fans need to have a cease-fire and come together in oneness prior to all AAC game tip off's in the NCAA tourney.

We can't have this infighting while March Madness is going, it creates bad mojo.

I am pleading for both sides to drop their weapons and come together in oneness. Extend the olive branch to one another and wash each other's feet in a show of humility.

You may go back to killing one another after the tourney is over.

Let the healing begin, my children.



Also, remember who brokered this peace accord when Mod elections roll around.


BC#1
Peace for all mankind.

(03-15-2018 11:42 AM)Wheatshock Wrote:  

(03-15-2018 11:38 AM)invisiblehand Wrote:  As Bearcat's party primary opponent in the coming Mod election; I would like to say:

We can not have peace until there is reparation! I suggest a prisoner exchange between the parties and nuclear proliferation between Pesik & CB. I'm sure my esteemed colleague Bearcats#1 will agree that there has been some maleficence on both sides.

*whispers* Psst. The deal's still on right BC? I want to be secretary of agriculture so I can sell all of the American's wheat to the C-USA.

*prepares for preemptive strike on Tulsa*

Peace, what Peace? I don't need no Stinkin peace. Go Coogs! Go Cats! Go Shocks!

(03-15-2018 01:06 PM)invisiblehand Wrote:  Does this mean that UH is going to Nuke the Huskies (TWICE!?!?!)

This is revisionist history. The Axis win.

(03-15-2018 01:06 PM)invisiblehand Wrote:  Does this mean that UH is going to Nuke the Huskies (TWICE!?!?!)

It'll be justified though. They ruined our perfect season!

News from the front! Shockers let their mothers dress them!
Wushock's Enigma code cracked with cereal box decoder ring!
Shocker's only battleship sunk off the coast of the Arkansas River by Tulsa's illustrious navy!

Isn't the US Navy aligned with the Shockers...???

Well, this is awkward...