The solution is simple folks. Drain. The. Tub!

Drain

The

Tubb.

dilly dilly

lol you can't have too much dilly dilly these days.

Dilly Dilly!

(02-03-2018 11:54 PM)snowtiger Wrote:  lol you can't have too much dilly dilly these days.

Dilly Dilly!

Dilly Dilly is sorta like good whiskey, huh?

Listen folks, The University of Memphis doesn’t want you to know the full truth. They don’t show you the entire crowd for you to see how empty the stadium
Actually is. fake news, phony attendance numbers. It’s nowhere near as good is even the puny numbers that they are posting as the actual attendance. We are in a sad state with our program. And it is time to make Memphis basketball great again. And the only way we will get this done is to drain the tub. And the only way you can drain the tub is to pull the plug. Pull the plug. That means draining everything in the tub. If anything clogs while it’s draining, you come in with extra strong liquid Drano to dissolve everything on its way out to get all infestation out of those pipes. Drain the tub. Drain the coach. Drain the assistants. Drain the players. Except for Jarrell Martin. Drain the Tub.

DRAIN THE TUBB!

(02-07-2018 12:02 AM)BIGDTiger Wrote:  Listen folks, The University of Memphis doesn’t want you to know the full truth. They don’t show you the entire crowd for you to see how empty the stadium
Actually is. fake news, phony attendance numbers. It’s nowhere near as good is even the puny numbers that they are posting as the actual attendance. We are in a sad state with our program. And it is time to make Memphis basketball great again. And the only way we will get this done is to drain the tub. And the only way you can drain the tub is to pull the plug. Pull the plug. That means draining everything in the tub. If anything clogs while it’s draining, you come in with extra strong liquid Drano to dissolve everything on its way out to get all infestation out of those pipes. Drain the tub. Drain the coach. Drain the assistants. Drain the players. Except for Jarrell Martin. Drain the Tub.

Yes, Jarrell Martin can stay. Good idea.

(02-07-2018 12:25 AM)Stammers Wrote:  

(02-07-2018 12:02 AM)BIGDTiger Wrote:  Listen folks, The University of Memphis doesn’t want you to know the full truth. They don’t show you the entire crowd for you to see how empty the stadium
Actually is. fake news, phony attendance numbers. It’s nowhere near as good is even the puny numbers that they are posting as the actual attendance. We are in a sad state with our program. And it is time to make Memphis basketball great again. And the only way we will get this done is to drain the tub. And the only way you can drain the tub is to pull the plug. Pull the plug. That means draining everything in the tub. If anything clogs while it’s draining, you come in with extra strong liquid Drano to dissolve everything on its way out to get all infestation out of those pipes. Drain the tub. Drain the coach. Drain the assistants. Drain the players. Except for Jarrell Martin. Drain the Tub.

Yes, Jarrell Martin can stay. Good idea.

And if you guys knew the true loss in revenue numbers, you would be blown away because then you you know how much our top numbers were through 2014.

A Penny for your thoughts: Are you tired of all the losing? Are you ready to be tired of all the winning? Are you ready for that recruiting wall to be put around Memphis? Are you ready to drain the tub? Are you ready to Make Memphis basketball great again?

Y’all tired of all the recruiting wins yet? That wall is being built folks.

Dilly dilly!!!!

The wall around Memphis is complete. Campaign promises already being 100% fulfilled.

Tiger fans! Are you tired of all the recruiting wins yet? Do you believe? I have delivered on my promise of building that recruiting wall. Trust me. It’s true. I know more about recruiting than the previous guy. He said, “the recruits aren’t coming back. To settle for jucos.” I said, we’ll put a wall up. We’ll sign who we want. That we’ll be great again. That the revenue will come back to our program. That we’ll be feared again, both on and off the court. And now you see. This is easy now. I’ve delivered on my promises. That makes the next few years easier. As we’ll keep those recruits inside our wall. And put fear in the heart of any coach who looks our way. We are respected and reveared around the recruiting world again. No more apologetic coaches saying, “Calipari isn’t walking through that door. You fans are from outer space. Winning is hard.” Pshhhhhhh. Rubbish. Penny is here kids. Sit back and enjoy the show. And it only cost you “one cent.”

You the fan saw it. With all those talented high school kids coming up in Memphis. You saw the caravan of recruiters heading our way. From thousands of miles away. While the previous administration said, “we can’t keep them out. The recruits will leave and never come back.” We learned to settle for mediocrity. To accept the status who. Well, guess what. I sent my caravan of recruiters to the border of Memphis Metro and we turned them around. This is what you do Memphis. To win and win Bigly.

And how do you like this, Louisville basketball has been locked up. I deliver on promises that I don’t even make. Decades of stupidity and letting Louisville bully us around. How do you like me now Denny Crum? The chickens have come home to roost. Kentucky is next. Just wait. The FBI is gonna lock them down.

Fear us world. And hear us Roar. We have officially drained the Tub and riddled ourselves of the Past(ner) era apologetics. We are making Memphis Basketball Great Again.

Sincerely, “One cent”
#mmbga

Bigley

Ole Miss was never great.

(10-29-2018 01:52 PM)AlonsoWDC Wrote:  Ole Miss was never great.

Did someone intimate that they ever were? Lol

Ok here we go. Ole Miss was never bigley great.

How’d I do?