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I would like to apologize
As you all should know Ethan Ratke was kicking in the 4th quarter. On his behalf, I would like to apologize for the 100 yard kick return, he had a chance to tackle the returner but he decided to trip and fall instead. However, you should not worry about this happening again. We made him sleep outside last night and made him think about what he did. If the time comes again where he is kicking, he will put the ball out the end zone but if not, we will disown him. Again, we're sorry for his actions.

Thanks.
09-17-2017 12:12 PM
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03-lmfao this is gold
09-17-2017 12:16 PM
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I figured one blade of the turf just happened to be about a half inch taller than all the others and that one just happened to be in path of Ratke.
09-17-2017 12:18 PM
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Haha. Nice. Strong first post.

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09-17-2017 12:18 PM
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Yeah, that wasn't the most masculine form the way he fell to his knees while swatting at air. But the guy that blew his outside assignment (#35?) is the one that's going to catch hell from the coaches.
09-17-2017 12:31 PM
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LOL!

That was great. Thanks.

We could use more humor on this board. Well done.

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09-17-2017 01:34 PM
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sounds like Ethan learned his lesson
09-17-2017 08:00 PM
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Damn this is awesome. I remember nights where roomie was crashed out on door mat bc he lost keys.
09-17-2017 08:10 PM
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[Image: 37ba10c3ae6f7c13744a9a786cdbdd1e.jpg]

So, Ratkesroomates pulled the driver from this car just before it caught fire this evening.

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09-25-2017 07:35 PM
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these guys are just doing all sorts of good in the World. Keep it up gents.
09-25-2017 08:20 PM
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(09-25-2017 08:20 PM)Deez Nuts Wrote:  these guys are just doing all sorts of good in the World. Keep it up gents.

They heard the noise and their apartment is literally just to the left up the knoll. Jumped the rail of their porch and ran right to her. Very proud of them.
09-25-2017 09:03 PM
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What road is that?
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(09-25-2017 09:08 PM)hburg Wrote:  What road is that?

Neff Avenue just in front of Sun Chase apartments.
09-25-2017 09:21 PM
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(09-25-2017 09:03 PM)olderduke Wrote:  
(09-25-2017 08:20 PM)Deez Nuts Wrote:  these guys are just doing all sorts of good in the World. Keep it up gents.

They heard the noise and their apartment is literally just to the left up the knoll. Jumped the rail of their porch and ran right to her. Very proud of them.

Well done to those gents. Do they by chance pick point spread winners with any consistent success as well? 04-cheers
09-26-2017 07:05 AM
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