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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
Stupid thread is stupid
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DefCONNOne
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
(07-26-2017 01:55 PM)JHS55 Wrote: Soccer is a dark shadow because it's stupid, a bunch of goat roppers, soccer is all hat and no cattle, it doesn't belong in the US of A or on my TV, it's like" where's the beef", boring
You heard it here first...JHS55 is a communist loving bastage.
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
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C0|db|00ded
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
Jamaica... LMFAO!
Athletes from the United States of America are going to play a third world country in a game of kick the ball around the grassy field. Umm... NO THANKS!
P.S. This is so embarrassing. I'm assuming most of our kick ball players are imports from other soccer countries? I certainly hope so.
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07-26-2017 02:33 PM |
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BearcatMan
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
(07-26-2017 02:33 PM)C0|db|00ded Wrote: Jamaica... LMFAO!
Athletes from the United States of America are going to play a third world country in a game of kick the ball around the grassy field. Umm... NO THANKS!
P.S. This is so embarrassing. I'm assuming most of our kick ball players are imports from other soccer countries? I certainly hope so.
Yeah, Jamaica's never been good or beaten the USA at anything...
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
(07-26-2017 02:53 PM)BearcatMan Wrote: (07-26-2017 02:33 PM)C0|db|00ded Wrote: Jamaica... LMFAO!
Athletes from the United States of America are going to play a third world country in a game of kick the ball around the grassy field. Umm... NO THANKS!
P.S. This is so embarrassing. I'm assuming most of our kick ball players are imports from other soccer countries? I certainly hope so.
Yeah, Jamaica's never been good or beaten the USA at anything...
I'm certain Jamaica could beat us at many activities not the least would be the beating of pots and pans on a street corner homeless. But why would the great United States of America participate in such a sport? Why would we kick a ball around on a grassy field for exercise like the savages in the 3rd world countries have done since coconuts first fell off a tree?
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BearcatMan
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
-and don't get me started on the advanced sport of... running.
JFC! American's are innovators, we live in the most advanced society (that we know of) in the entire galaxy. We play sports that in no way relate to the daily activities of savages trying to survive in the jungle.
I mean Christ... I don't know how I can make this any clearer for you. Most of the world (where soccer is a national pastime) still **** in holes outside their bedroom windows. Some even wipe their asses with their hands. America has been flushing their **** outside their homes via indoor plumbing for 87 years now. Some of our pets are even trained to use the toilet. Don't worry, the rest of the world will catch up with 1st world sports but it's gonna take time. First they need to build bathrooms. You can't have an arena without a bathroom. By then we'll be playing virtual reality sports based on brain talent instead of brawn - brawn being our last vestigial symbol of a time when even we were savages.
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BearcatMan
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
(07-26-2017 03:14 PM)C0|db|00ded Wrote: -and don't get me started on the advanced sport of... running.
JFC! American's are innovators, we live in the most advanced society (that we know of) in the entire galaxy. We play sports that in no way relate to the daily activities of savages trying to survive in the jungle.
I mean Christ... I don't know how I can make this any clearer for you. Most of the world (where soccer is a national pastime) still **** in holes outside their bedroom windows. Some even wipe their asses with their hands. America has been flushing their **** outside their homes via indoor plumbing for 87 years now. Some of our pets are even trained to use the toilet. Don't worry, the rest of the world will catch up with 1st world sports but it's gonna take time. First they need to build bathrooms. You can't have an arena without a bathroom. By then we'll be playing virtual reality sports based on brain talent instead of brawn - brawn being our last vestigial symbol of a time when even we were savages.
Drone Racing League is mildly entertaining
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JHS55
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OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
(07-26-2017 02:19 PM)DefCONNOne Wrote: (07-26-2017 01:55 PM)JHS55 Wrote: Soccer is a dark shadow because it's stupid, a bunch of goat roppers, soccer is all hat and no cattle, it doesn't belong in the US of A or on my TV, it's like" where's the beef", boring
You heard it here first...JHS55 is a communist loving bastage.
No not a communist, Iam just a simple amish farmer where Iam an elder in my village, making fine wooden furniture by hand to sell in open market...to soccer fans.
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
(07-26-2017 08:15 AM)C0|db|00ded Wrote: (07-26-2017 07:30 AM)VA49er Wrote: (07-25-2017 10:04 PM)No Bull Wrote: (07-25-2017 09:37 PM)DefCONNOne Wrote: (07-25-2017 09:05 PM)No Bull Wrote: I taped orlando VA atlanta mls game a few days ago.. 0 to 0. Fell asleep.. Woke up it was still scoreless. Someone scored with 2 minutes left.. Game ducked. Soccer sucks. Attendance was decent but not a full house like Orlando constantly reports.
I hope those typos were intentional, Col. Fitts. Because if they aren't than it's obvious you're lying. If you're lying about that, then you're obviously lying about your hatred of soccer.
Corrected spelling. Soccer does suck. I have see Pele and Franz Beckenbauer play.. And can indeed state unequivocally that soccer sucks.
That's cool and you are entitled to your opinion. However, the majority of the world disagrees.
The majority of the world is dirt poor and pisses in a hole somebody dug by hand.
http://www.globalissues.org/article/26/p...-and-stats
Soccer is huge in those places. Anybody think it's a coincidence they don't use their hands in soccer?
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Sums up soccer perfectly.
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
Barca's team bus and their police escort added to my commute hassle this evening so screw soccer
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PurpleReigns
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OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
Of all the flavor, y'all had to choose salt. SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME
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07-26-2017 10:33 PM |
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No Bull
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
You know fellas... I was sitting here tonight thinking..
Soccer sucks.
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07-27-2017 12:05 AM |
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fishpro1098
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
(07-27-2017 12:05 AM)No Bull Wrote: You know fellas... I was sitting here tonight thinking..
Soccer sucks.
Good thought.
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07-28-2017 01:40 AM |
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
another reason soccer sucks.
MLS is a Ponzi Scheme
"It’s a bit of a strange course for a sports league that isn’t exactly lighting it up in terms of attendance, viewership, or revenue. MLS may be allegedly growing in popularity—you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a claim of its popularity with urban millennials—but it’s still miles behind the England’s Premier League and Spain’s La Liga and Germany’s Bundesliga and probably another half-dozen leagues around the world in terms of both talent and viewership. And as far as North American sports leagues go, it’s a distant fifth behind the NFL, MLB, NBA, and NHL. When Forbes last looked at MLS finances, it had to perform mathematical contortions to explain why franchise values are rising even as annual losses continue to mount."
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fishpro1098
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
(08-04-2017 04:12 PM)No Bull Wrote: another reason soccer sucks.
MLS is a Ponzi Scheme
"It’s a bit of a strange course for a sports league that isn’t exactly lighting it up in terms of attendance, viewership, or revenue. MLS may be allegedly growing in popularity—you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a claim of its popularity with urban millennials—but it’s still miles behind the England’s Premier League and Spain’s La Liga and Germany’s Bundesliga and probably another half-dozen leagues around the world in terms of both talent and viewership. And as far as North American sports leagues go, it’s a distant fifth behind the NFL, MLB, NBA, and NHL. When Forbes last looked at MLS finances, it had to perform mathematical contortions to explain why franchise values are rising even as annual losses continue to mount."
Even Forbes is saying soccer sucks. Media confirmation. No fake news.
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08-05-2017 12:28 AM |
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
Yep. It has been confirmed. Soccer sucks.
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08-05-2017 09:49 AM |
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
Bump
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08-05-2017 02:04 PM |
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RE: OT:Official Soccer Sucks Thread
(08-05-2017 02:04 PM)No Bull Wrote: Bump
Soccer still sucking. We all know why, but how can we eliminate it from the American sports scene?
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