Getting beat at your
Own game isn't very fun
Please come out and play

Are you banned again?
Poor boy you should learn not to
Open your fat mouth

Like a Cheshire Cat
I grin, waiting for you to reply
And prove u r smahrt.

(07-08-2017 11:20 PM)Aargh Wrote:  Steal is 2 syllables.

dafuq?

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People sayin, "Shock,
Damn he has a family.
Play nice with children."

Bearcat started this,
Nnati fans no where to be seen
This isn't March tho.

I am going old
Waiting for you to reply
Are you chicken ****?

Again these haikus
The gift that keeps on giving
BC1 - Legend

Where you at Bearcat
Drop bars and let me prove it-

Kiddy pool is gone
You are in the deep end now
Where are your floaties?

Like a hungry bear,
I'm eating out your honey
She likes the shocker

Cats play at the Shox
I'd like to attend the game
Where's my flack jacket?

Backwoods hayseed school
I can hear dueling banjos
Squeal like a pig boy

This ain't Ohio
Can't beat me, you're Anikan,
And I have high ground.

Grab your flak jacket
Might need the protection
When you come at me.

(07-09-2017 05:43 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  Backwoods hayseed school
I can hear dueling banjos
Squeal like a pig boy

You mean Ohio
You got fleece in your zipper
You have no answer

When the cop shows up,
"I swear officer, that sheep
Was stuck in the fence."

That was really short
Have you been grounded again?
Cats? More like pu$$ies.

Shocker fans triggered
Posting haikus left and right
Have mercy on them

(07-09-2017 06:29 PM)robertfoshizzle Wrote:  Shocker fans triggered
Posting haikus left and right
Have mercy on them

Reeled them right in.

Poke poke at WuShock
Surprised by competent shock
*Oh ***** "uh... joking?"

(07-09-2017 07:00 PM)shock Wrote:  Poke poke at WuShock
Surprised by competent shock
*Oh ***** "uh... joking?"

What is haiku?
Haiku is a Japanese poetry form. A haiku uses just a few words to capture a moment and create a picture in the reader's mind. It is like a tiny window into a scene much larger than itself.

Traditionally, haiku is written in three lines, with five syllables in the first line, seven syllables in the second line, and five syllables in the third line.

Haiku examples
Here's a haiku poem written by a poetry student:

The last winter leaves
Clinging to the black branches
Explode into birds.

http://www.creative-writing-now.com/how-...haiku.html

Shock to the system
They know not what they have done
The joke is on them

(07-09-2017 05:39 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  Kiddy pool is gone
You are in the deep end now
Where are your floaties?

(07-09-2017 05:40 PM)shock Wrote:  Like a hungry bear,
I'm eating out your honey
She likes the shocker

Ok, these are some real gems in this thread.

(07-09-2017 09:42 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  

(07-09-2017 07:00 PM)shock Wrote:  Poke poke at WuShock
Surprised by competent shock
*Oh ***** "uh... joking?"

What is haiku?
Haiku is a Japanese poetry form. A haiku uses just a few words to capture a moment and create a picture in the reader's mind. It is like a tiny window into a scene much larger than itself.

Traditionally, haiku is written in three lines, with five syllables in the first line, seven syllables in the second line, and five syllables in the third line.

Haiku examples
Here's a haiku poem written by a poetry student:

The last winter leaves
Clinging to the black branches
Explode into birds.

http://www.creative-writing-now.com/how-...haiku.html

"WuShock"