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RE: WSU Haikus
(07-08-2017 11:06 PM)robertfoshizzle Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 10:28 PM)Aargh Wrote:  New kid on the block
Picked to win the league this year
Steal Bearcat prize

Are Wichita State fans messing with us, or do they really not know how to write a haiku? That last line is only 4 syllables.
Steal is 2 syllables. Jeez, are WSU fans going to have to teach the English language out here? If I'm getting my first exposure to the intelligence level of posters out here and I need to make concessions based on that, please let me know. I am always sympathetic to the disabled, regardless of how that disability affects them.
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RE: WSU Haikus
Wichita State U
Doesn't play football anymore
Was Aresco drunk
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RE: WSU Haikus
(07-08-2017 11:20 PM)Aargh Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:06 PM)robertfoshizzle Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 10:28 PM)Aargh Wrote:  New kid on the block
Picked to win the league this year
Steal Bearcat prize

Are Wichita State fans messing with us, or do they really not know how to write a haiku? That last line is only 4 syllables.
Steal is 2 syllables. Jeez, are WSU fans going to have to teach the English language out here? If I'm getting my first exposure to the intelligence level of posters out here and I need to make concessions based on that, please let me know. I am always sympathetic to the disabled, regardless of how that disability affects them.

Even if it wasn't, only simple minds stick slavishly to the syllabic form. Haiku is SO much more than banging out 5-7-5 syllables like a damned drum. Even Basho fudged syllable counts too.
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RE: WSU Haikus
(07-08-2017 11:30 PM)fastbow Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:20 PM)Aargh Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:06 PM)robertfoshizzle Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 10:28 PM)Aargh Wrote:  New kid on the block
Picked to win the league this year
Steal Bearcat prize

Are Wichita State fans messing with us, or do they really not know how to write a haiku? That last line is only 4 syllables.
Steal is 2 syllables. Jeez, are WSU fans going to have to teach the English language out here? If I'm getting my first exposure to the intelligence level of posters out here and I need to make concessions based on that, please let me know. I am always sympathetic to the disabled, regardless of how that disability affects them.

Even if it wasn't, only simple minds stick slavishly to the syllabic form. Haiku is SO much more than banging out 5-7-5 syllables like a damned drum. Even Basho fudged syllable counts too.
A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no holes is a danish.
07-08-2017 11:36 PM
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RE: WSU Haikus
(07-08-2017 11:29 PM)shere khan Wrote:  Wichita State U
Doesn't play football anymore
Was Aresco drunk
Wichita State U
Plays basketball very well
Aresco not drunk
07-08-2017 11:37 PM
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RE: WSU Haikus
(07-08-2017 11:36 PM)shere khan Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:30 PM)fastbow Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:20 PM)Aargh Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:06 PM)robertfoshizzle Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 10:28 PM)Aargh Wrote:  New kid on the block
Picked to win the league this year
Steal Bearcat prize

Are Wichita State fans messing with us, or do they really not know how to write a haiku? That last line is only 4 syllables.
Steal is 2 syllables. Jeez, are WSU fans going to have to teach the English language out here? If I'm getting my first exposure to the intelligence level of posters out here and I need to make concessions based on that, please let me know. I am always sympathetic to the disabled, regardless of how that disability affects them.

Even if it wasn't, only simple minds stick slavishly to the syllabic form. Haiku is SO much more than banging out 5-7-5 syllables like a damned drum. Even Basho fudged syllable counts too.
A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no holes is a danish.

A shere khan is still a shear con....
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RE: WSU Haikus
(07-08-2017 11:30 PM)fastbow Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:20 PM)Aargh Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:06 PM)robertfoshizzle Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 10:28 PM)Aargh Wrote:  New kid on the block
Picked to win the league this year
Steal Bearcat prize

Are Wichita State fans messing with us, or do they really not know how to write a haiku? That last line is only 4 syllables.
Steal is 2 syllables. Jeez, are WSU fans going to have to teach the English language out here? If I'm getting my first exposure to the intelligence level of posters out here and I need to make concessions based on that, please let me know. I am always sympathetic to the disabled, regardless of how that disability affects them.

Even if it wasn't, only simple minds stick slavishly to the syllabic form. Haiku is SO much more than banging out 5-7-5 syllables like a damned drum. Even Basho fudged syllable counts too.

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RE: WSU Haikus
(07-08-2017 11:36 PM)shere khan Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:30 PM)fastbow Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:20 PM)Aargh Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:06 PM)robertfoshizzle Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 10:28 PM)Aargh Wrote:  New kid on the block
Picked to win the league this year
Steal Bearcat prize

Are Wichita State fans messing with us, or do they really not know how to write a haiku? That last line is only 4 syllables.
Steal is 2 syllables. Jeez, are WSU fans going to have to teach the English language out here? If I'm getting my first exposure to the intelligence level of posters out here and I need to make concessions based on that, please let me know. I am always sympathetic to the disabled, regardless of how that disability affects them.

Even if it wasn't, only simple minds stick slavishly to the syllabic form. Haiku is SO much more than banging out 5-7-5 syllables like a damned drum. Even Basho fudged syllable counts too.
A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no holes is a danish.

Bugaha State fans would never understand this. Keep it simple.
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RE: WSU Haikus
(07-09-2017 12:52 AM)rtaylor Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:36 PM)shere khan Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:30 PM)fastbow Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:20 PM)Aargh Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:06 PM)robertfoshizzle Wrote:  Are Wichita State fans messing with us, or do they really not know how to write a haiku? That last line is only 4 syllables.
Steal is 2 syllables. Jeez, are WSU fans going to have to teach the English language out here? If I'm getting my first exposure to the intelligence level of posters out here and I need to make concessions based on that, please let me know. I am always sympathetic to the disabled, regardless of how that disability affects them.

Even if it wasn't, only simple minds stick slavishly to the syllabic form. Haiku is SO much more than banging out 5-7-5 syllables like a damned drum. Even Basho fudged syllable counts too.
A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no holes is a danish.

Bugaha State fans would never understand this. Keep it simple.

Thank you very little.
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Kids from wheat field new

To P6 and football drives

Beep mutherfuckers
07-09-2017 11:43 AM
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I don't know about poetry quality, but we're certainly breaking records in the pretension department. 03-puke


T


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Cincy fans happy
With the Shox invitation
Until picked to win
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Wichita State will
Run away with the title
While AAC cries
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Cincinnati is
Butthole of America
Fake conservatives

Make America
Great again burn Ohio
Like Q did Lawrence
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There once was a man
From Cincinnati who shoved
A jar up his butt

It broke in pieces
He dug out some of the glass
And mailed it to Tulsa
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Go ahead, crown 'em
Shockers here to dominate
Who plays for second?
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Cincinnati fans
Think they are so very clever
Result to poems

Like monkeys throwing
****, they are jealous of us
We got freshest bars

So come at me bro
Like a little child I'll
Make you run to mom

Like Robin Arryn
You still still suck on her titties
Suck suck suck suck suck

With a milk drunk grin
You can come at us again
Next time try harder
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(07-09-2017 07:28 AM)rosewater Wrote:  
(07-09-2017 12:52 AM)rtaylor Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:36 PM)shere khan Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:30 PM)fastbow Wrote:  
(07-08-2017 11:20 PM)Aargh Wrote:  Steal is 2 syllables. Jeez, are WSU fans going to have to teach the English language out here? If I'm getting my first exposure to the intelligence level of posters out here and I need to make concessions based on that, please let me know. I am always sympathetic to the disabled, regardless of how that disability affects them.

Even if it wasn't, only simple minds stick slavishly to the syllabic form. Haiku is SO much more than banging out 5-7-5 syllables like a damned drum. Even Basho fudged syllable counts too.
A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no holes is a danish.

Bugaha State fans would never understand this. Keep it simple.

Thank you very little.
Night putting with the daughter of the dean
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RE: WSU Haikus
Bearcat One where are
You, please say you are not done,
This is kind of fun

When you are done with
Your milk, please come out and play,
With mod permission

You like comparing
Wangs, you are not ready,
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(07-09-2017 11:43 AM)8BitPirate Wrote:  Kids from wheat field new

To P6 and football drives

Beep mutherfuckers
Lmao
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