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Bad Jokes Thread
lets Hear em!!!
04-20-2017 11:09 AM
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?





























You neek up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?





















Tame way.
04-20-2017 11:56 AM
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Do you know how a man can lose his vision ? I don't have eyedea ! Lololololol

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04-20-2017 01:35 PM
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Los Angeles Lakers basketball
04-20-2017 07:20 PM
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This thread?
04-21-2017 04:04 PM
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What is red and is bad for your teeth?
























































A brick
04-24-2017 03:00 PM
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Not only was that a bad joke but it didn't even have a redeeming value at the end of making you laugh anyways. Bad overall.
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04-24-2017 05:44 PM
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How do farmers party?











They turnip the beets!
04-27-2017 01:08 PM
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What's the Internet's favorite animal?


















The lynx.
03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao
04-28-2017 09:12 AM
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preface, this isn't a bad joke and i'm gonna make you work for it

why is missouri continually surrounded by the most states?













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05-04-2017 09:58 PM
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The Los Angeles Clippers
05-04-2017 11:43 PM
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lonzo ball's signature shoe...
05-04-2017 11:57 PM
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"A neutron walks into a bar and asks, how much for a drink? For you, no charge, says the bartender."
"Why don't thresher maws eat comedians? Because they taste funny."
05-05-2017 05:19 PM
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I only know one dirty joke....
















A kid fell into the mud.
05-08-2017 11:11 AM
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(05-04-2017 11:57 PM)Huskypride Wrote:  lonzo ball's signature shoe...

Not only is it ugly, but its expensive as hell.

http://www.sbnation.com/2017/5/4/1554986...-price-why
05-08-2017 06:27 PM
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what is the difference between a guitar and a fish















you can't tuna fish....
09-03-2017 08:53 PM
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How do snails fight?

They slug it out!
09-03-2017 09:04 PM
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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it!
09-03-2017 09:06 PM
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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?

No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
09-03-2017 09:07 PM
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What's the Internet's favorite animal?





The lynx.
09-08-2017 07:57 PM
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