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Ya mama got four legs and still can't square dance.

Ya mama breath so stank she has to put batteries in her tic tacs.

Ya mama so fat when she swam in the ocean Hawaii disappeared.

Ya mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
09-29-2017 03:56 PM
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Your feet are so big, you don't need water skis.

Your toenails are so long you can cut the grass by walking barefoot.
09-29-2017 05:55 PM
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Whenever I’m sad I just read my blood donor ID.

It always says “B
positive”.

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The only thing Flat-Earthers fear is sphere itself.
10-13-2017 01:06 AM
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Where do Floridians wash their clothes?







In Fort Launderdale.
02-22-2018 03:20 PM
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
02-22-2018 04:30 PM
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A squirt gun was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
02-23-2018 12:55 PM
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 I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been trippin’ all day.
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02-28-2018 01:47 PM
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What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
03-02-2018 06:03 PM
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Deep in the heart of the jungle comes the cry of the Lost Tribe:
"Where the hell are we?"
03-03-2018 01:12 AM
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What's the difference between Kellogg's Cornflakes and the Nebraska Cornhuskers?

Cornflakes belong in a bowl.
03-03-2018 12:28 PM
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Mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." Mushroom says, "Why not I'm a fungi."
03-03-2018 12:29 PM
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I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
03-07-2018 06:16 PM
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What is grouser than grouse?

Your eating cornflakes and you little brother asks you if you have seen his scab collection?
03-12-2018 09:16 AM
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What is grouser than grouse?

Your eating Rice Crispy cereal and you little brother asks you if you have seen his collection of buggers?
03-12-2018 09:18 AM
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What do a dog and a phone have in common?

They both have collar ID.
03-12-2018 03:22 PM
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What do you call bees that produce milk?

Boo-bees.
03-12-2018 03:24 PM
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Have you heard about the pregnant bed bug?

She's going to have her baby in the spring.
03-13-2018 01:55 PM
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A blond drops off her dress at the dry cleaners. The lady behind the counter tells her “Come again!”

The blonde says “No this time it was toothpaste.”
07-12-2018 06:48 AM
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A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his behind.
The doc takes one look and he says, "Gee, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here."
The man responds, "This is just the tip of the iceberg."
07-22-2018 12:00 AM
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