Quote:A intoxicated man passed out on the toilet with a lit cigarette in a Spanaway Walmart bathroom and caught his underwear on fire Monday, according to Central Pierce Fire & Rescue.

Firefighters went to the store and found the bathroom filled with smoke.

As he sat on the toilet, drawers down, he fell asleep, Levings said. Ash from his cigarette proceeded to fall betweeen his legs and ignited his underwear.

He slept through this, Levings added.

“One of our guys actually used a dry chemical extinguisher to put out his pants while they were on him,” Levings said.

That roused the man, Levings said, who then pulled a knife on the responding firefighters.

“Our guys escorted him to the floor and began to tend to his injuries,” he said.

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Would have been a 3 alarm fire if he had farted!

POD.....where do you guys find this shite???

lol at pulling a knife whilst on the porcelain god....

you made my day with this post....

(04-19-2017 06:00 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  POD.....where do you guys find this shite???

lol at pulling a knife whilst on the porcelain god....

you made my day with this post....

Found it on my twitter feed.

Quote:That roused the man, Levings said, who then pulled a knife on the responding firefighters.

“Our guys escorted him to the floor and began to tend to his injuries,” he said.

That's PIO-speak for "we beat him down".