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(03-18-2017 06:32 PM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  
(03-18-2017 06:12 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  
(03-18-2017 06:08 PM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  Let's be honest. Female comics are just not that funny.

I'm with you. Amy Schumer is like Dice. Not funny at all, but people go so them.

I wonder if there's something primal in that. Do we find it to be indecent? Do we immediately find a woman's voice to be annoying (based off of our wives, sisters, mothers)?

I do enjoy old Ellen Degeneres shows though.

When Dice first came out?...He was a killer on stage. His bits eventually ran dry.

I agree. Ellen was as good as female comics get.

Joe Rogan has talked about the challenges females comics have many times on his podcast. Even he says that there just are not but a handful of women that have the chops for standup.

think of it in terms of music....one spends their life developing their best, put out the first one, and then have to create new material....most fail with number 2 or simply regurgitate number 1

there is nothing easy about that....time has spelled that one out to the 'T' relative to being an "artist"....hell, most have to die to become "recognized" in the 'art world'

comics are a dime a dozen...there is no easy path to 'sustainability'....

the bottom line is you make the most of it while you can until you start running out of money or miss the stage....reference dave chappelle as the latest genius to follow this path

big ms. piggy is only getting milked and milking.....she has zero talent...the system is destroying her w/o her capacity to understand.....................but she will one day
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(03-18-2017 06:08 PM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  Let's be honest. Female comics are just not that funny.
Lisa Lampanelli is good
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(03-19-2017 09:02 AM)fsquid Wrote:  
(03-18-2017 06:08 PM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  Let's be honest. Female comics are just not that funny.
Lisa Lampanelli is good
I find her repulsive. To each his own
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I laugh hysterically at arguably the most offensive comic these days: Anthony Jeselnik. No one I know can stand his style.
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(03-19-2017 09:51 AM)LeFlâneur Wrote:  I laugh hysterically at arguably the most offensive comic these days: Anthony Jeselnik. No one I know can stand his style.

he's steven wright dice clay....he has his moments...
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(03-19-2017 09:51 AM)LeFlâneur Wrote:  I laugh hysterically at arguably the most offensive comic these days: Anthony Jeselnik. No one I know can stand his style.

He can be pretty funny in small doses, like a 5 minute set at a Comedy Central roast. Offensive for the sake of being offensive gets old pretty quick. Same for Schumer.

There aren't a lot of great female stand up comedians out there right now. Chelsea Peretti is one exception, her Netflix special from about a year or two ago was fantastic.
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(03-19-2017 08:29 AM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  
(03-19-2017 08:26 AM)dfarr Wrote:  Crowder did a YouTube video of him timing how long it takes her to do a slutty/drunk joke. She never made it longer than a minute between the jokes. She's a one trick pony. Trainwreck was a terrible movie too.

Maybe it is just me..but..I don't find potty mouthed women attractive or funny.

less'n they know how to use their 'tongue-n-cheek' 03-wink
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Schumer is not funny and now that she's decided that she's politically relevant she's really not funny. Her Bud Light commercials bombed so badly they pulled them.

Kathy Griffin flat out sucks.
Ellen is funny. She's not mean-spirited either. She's just funny.
Margaret Cho was funny.
Whoppee Goldberg was funny before she got political.
I think Melissa McCarthy is pretty funny doing stand up. Mike and Molly is meh.

In her day Carol Burnett was hysterical. I can watch old Carol Burnett shows and still laugh. I always loved how Vicki Lawrence, Tim Conway, Harvey Corman and Carol would crack each other up but try and maintain composure while performing.
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(03-19-2017 10:20 AM)mptnstr@44 Wrote:  Schumer is not funny and now that she's decided that she's politically relevant she's really not funny. Her Bud Light commercials bombed so badly they pulled them.

Kathy Griffin flat out sucks.
Ellen is funny. She's not mean-spirited either. She's just funny.
Margaret Cho was funny.
Whoppee Goldberg was funny before she got political.
I think Melissa McCarthy is pretty funny doing stand up. Mike and Molly is meh.

In her day Carol Burnett was hysterical. I can watch old Carol Burnett shows and still laugh. I always loved how Vicki Lawrence, Tim Conway, Harvey Corman and Carol would crack each other up but try and maintain composure while performing.

CB, MTM, and Lucy were the stuffins' made from heaven....the rest are mere biatches....

....maybe I'm just old and miss how women were once humorous....Poehler, Dryfess, Fey....they get it....and I got to bang a Fey lookalike 03-wink

edit: 'course we're digressing relative to stand-up....
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(03-19-2017 09:02 AM)fsquid Wrote:  Lisa Lampanelli is good

No. She is a degenerate pig. Basically cut from the same cloth as Schumer.

"Derp, derp, I **** black guys.... derp, muh vag1na. Please laugh."

(03-19-2017 10:20 AM)mptnstr@44 Wrote:  In her day Carol Burnett was hysterical. I can watch old Carol Burnett shows and still laugh. I always loved how Vicki Lawrence, Tim Conway, Harvey Corman and Carol would crack each other up but try and maintain composure while performing.

Yes.

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The next time Schumer says something that does not require a laugh track to elicit a chuckle will be the first in a long time.
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She just sucks in general, as a comedian and as a human being.
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This fat leftist pig deserved every one star she got. Now they have to change the rating system for her. What bull#$%#.


Quote:The new rating system, according to EW.com quoting a Netflix spokesperson, will move towards helping people better personalize what content the platform recommends to them, as opposed to serving as a tool for users to judge content based on others’ ratings.

The new system will go into effect on April 15.

The move comes on the heels of Amy Schumer’s “Leather Special” on Netflix, which got harpooned with hordes of one-star reviews from viewers slamming it as “horribly unfunny.”

Schumer subsequently blamed the backlash on “alt-right organized trolls.”

https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/03/ne...ew-format/
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(03-19-2017 03:59 PM)usmbacker Wrote:  [Image: f57e4p.jpg]

This fat leftist pig deserved every one star she got. Now they have to change the rating system for her. What bull#$%#.


Quote:The new rating system, according to EW.com quoting a Netflix spokesperson, will move towards helping people better personalize what content the platform recommends to them, as opposed to serving as a tool for users to judge content based on others’ ratings.

The new system will go into effect on April 15.

The move comes on the heels of Amy Schumer’s “Leather Special” on Netflix, which got harpooned with hordes of one-star reviews from viewers slamming it as “horribly unfunny.”

Schumer subsequently blamed the backlash on “alt-right organized trolls.”

https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/03/ne...ew-format/

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yeah, that's it....sane people thinks she's a dipshite...

edit: it's about time I dropped netflix anyway.....it's total dogshite too...

edit2: she just got 'starred' again....
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