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Something a tad lighter
Bad Lip Reading at the Donald's Inauguration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI
01-26-2017 11:49 AM
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(01-26-2017 11:49 AM)tanqtonic Wrote:  Bad Lip Reading at the Donald's Inauguration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI

Thanks.
01-27-2017 12:49 PM
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OMG hysterical. Some of it I honestly think was the actual stuff being said (especially the parts by Pence).
01-27-2017 11:11 PM
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The Melissa McCarthy as Spicer skit is one of the best political skits SNL has done in a long time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWuc18xISwI
02-06-2017 10:35 AM
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(02-06-2017 10:35 AM)JustAnotherAustinOwl Wrote:  The Melissa McCarthy as Spicer skit is one of the best political skits SNL has done in a long time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWuc18xISwI

Her makeup was scarily spot-on..... funny as hell as well.
02-06-2017 01:10 PM
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15 Metal Albums Whose Titles Are Less Dark Than the Washington Post’s New Motto

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2...ngton.html
02-23-2017 10:58 AM
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Mike Pence Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. Butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives

"It just would not be right for me to sit here alone with a woman-shaped container, particularly one as shapely as this."

http://www.theonion.com/article/mike-pen...ntent=Main
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RE: Something a tad lighter
Heard this one today when looking at a 'new' used vehicle. Was looking at Jeep SUVs and I heard this one in back of me:

Putative Buyer: I really like this one. Is this called the Elizabeth Warren model?
Salesman: Huh?
PB: Its called a Cherokee and its all white.

I had to walk away really fast and bite my lip really hard. The salesman tagging along with me let go with a serious belt of laughter.

The buyer had to have come into the dealer with this line already teed up. No way was that an 'off the cuff'.....
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(10-24-2018 02:16 PM)tanqtonic Wrote:  Heard this one today when looking at a 'new' used vehicle. Was looking at Jeep SUVs and I heard this one in back of me:

Putative Buyer: I really like this one. Is this called the Elizabeth Warren model?
Salesman: Huh?
PB: Its called a Cherokee and its all white.

I had to walk away really fast and bite my lip really hard.The salesman tagging along with me let go with a serious belt of laughter.

The buyer had to have come into the dealer with this line already teed up. No way was that an 'off the cuff'.....

I would have applauded.
10-24-2018 02:32 PM
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(10-24-2018 02:32 PM)OptimisticOwl Wrote:  
(10-24-2018 02:16 PM)tanqtonic Wrote:  Heard this one today when looking at a 'new' used vehicle. Was looking at Jeep SUVs and I heard this one in back of me:

Putative Buyer: I really like this one. Is this called the Elizabeth Warren model?
Salesman: Huh?
PB: Its called a Cherokee and its all white.

I had to walk away really fast and bite my lip really hard.The salesman tagging along with me let go with a serious belt of laughter.

The buyer had to have come into the dealer with this line already teed up. No way was that an 'off the cuff'.....

I would have applauded.

Sometimes, very rarely, I can effectuate a veneer of diplomacy. My years of being a pariah (politically) in California have taught me well for Austin.
10-24-2018 02:51 PM
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RE: Something a tad lighter
Will get back to other threads tomorrow, but I thought this clip was appropriate for Veterans day. Both genuinely funny, but with a nice message we should all probably heed.

Weekend Update: Pete Davidson Apologizes to Lt. Com. Dan Crenshaw - SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_conti...KaakjMVtyE

Crenshaw may be my new favorite Republican.
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11-12-2018 10:22 AM
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(11-12-2018 10:22 AM)JustAnotherAustinOwlStill Wrote:  Will get back to other threads tomorrow, but I thought this clip was appropriate for Veterans day. Both genuinely funny, but with a nice message we should all probably heed.

Weekend Update: Pete Davidson Apologizes to Lt. Com. Dan Crenshaw - SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_conti...KaakjMVtyE

Crenshaw may be my new favorite Republican.

That was awesome -- one of the best things I've seen in years. Thanks for posting it.
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(11-12-2018 10:22 AM)JustAnotherAustinOwlStill Wrote:  Will get back to other threads tomorrow, but I thought this clip was appropriate for Veterans day. Both genuinely funny, but with a nice message we should all probably heed.
Weekend Update: Pete Davidson Apologizes to Lt. Com. Dan Crenshaw - SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_conti...KaakjMVtyE
Crenshaw may be my new favorite Republican.

Crenshaw was way, way more forgiving than I would have been able to be. Of course, he's got a chance to make a name on national TV, so it was a good opportunity. I would have passed.
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(11-12-2018 12:33 PM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote:  
(11-12-2018 10:22 AM)JustAnotherAustinOwlStill Wrote:  Will get back to other threads tomorrow, but I thought this clip was appropriate for Veterans day. Both genuinely funny, but with a nice message we should all probably heed.
Weekend Update: Pete Davidson Apologizes to Lt. Com. Dan Crenshaw - SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_conti...KaakjMVtyE
Crenshaw may be my new favorite Republican.

Crenshaw was way, way more forgiving than I would have been able to be. Of course, he's got a chance to make a name on national TV, so it was a good opportunity. I would have passed.

I have to give kudos to SNL as well. The message from *both* was immeasurably healthy.
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(11-12-2018 10:22 AM)JustAnotherAustinOwlStill Wrote:  Will get back to other threads tomorrow, but I thought this clip was appropriate for Veterans day. Both genuinely funny, but with a nice message we should all probably heed.

Weekend Update: Pete Davidson Apologizes to Lt. Com. Dan Crenshaw - SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_conti...KaakjMVtyE

Crenshaw may be my new favorite Republican.

Crenshaw wrote an op-Ed for the Chronicle about the decision to go on SNL. Oddly enough, he promotes the same sort of ideas that Beto did regarding civility and how to approach the other side. Good to hear.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion...391456.php
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(11-14-2018 01:20 PM)RiceLad15 Wrote:  
(11-12-2018 10:22 AM)JustAnotherAustinOwlStill Wrote:  Will get back to other threads tomorrow, but I thought this clip was appropriate for Veterans day. Both genuinely funny, but with a nice message we should all probably heed.

Weekend Update: Pete Davidson Apologizes to Lt. Com. Dan Crenshaw - SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_conti...KaakjMVtyE

Crenshaw may be my new favorite Republican.

Crenshaw wrote an op-Ed for the Chronicle about the decision to go on SNL. Oddly enough, he promotes the same sort of ideas that Beto did regarding civility and how to approach the other side. Good to hear.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion...391456.php

That op-ed was run in the Wash Po as well.
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A friend attached this to an email they sent to me, unsure of the original source.

Quote:I bought a purse that has a small amount of python on it.

I was provided an official “certificate of source” for it because if I cross into California— the purse can be confiscated by law.

Imagine a state that has sanctuary cities but demands birth certificates for purses.
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What is the difference between Nathan Phillips and Jane Fonda?

Jane Fonda actually went to Vietnam.
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