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RE: Something a tad lighter
(12-05-2020 10:33 AM)tanqtonic Wrote:  This one was a good back and forth:

Ocasio-Cortez: but we all know if [Republicans] ever had to do a double [shift at a bar] they’d be the ones found crying in the walk-in fridge halfway through their first shift bc someone yelled at them for bringing seltzer when they wanted sparkling

Dan Crenshaw: One of the hardest decisions I ever had to make in the mountains of Afghanistan: still or sparkling? That was the moment I knew true hardship.

Which one is the snowflake? Hard to tell.

BTW, I was not a bartender, but I was a waiter, during a period in which I dropped out of school. I lived each day on my previous days tips and slept in my car. Shaved, dressed, and cleaned up in a gas station restroom. Free meal as part of my pay was my only meal of the day. I really can empathize with her struggle.
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RE: Something a tad lighter
Heh...

A new fun time waster from the CDC (seriously)
Solve The Outbreak

The one that didnt make it across the great firewall of china:

解决疫情
12-06-2020 08:30 PM
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They're distributing the Pfizer vaccine in the UK, and honest to goodness, the 2nd individual to receive one yesterday was an 80-year-old man named William Shakespeare. The British media dubbed it The Taming of the Flu.
12-08-2020 07:06 AM
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(12-08-2020 07:06 AM)Fort Bend Owl Wrote:  They're distributing the Pfizer vaccine in the UK, and honest to goodness, the 2nd individual to receive one yesterday was an 80-year-old man named William Shakespeare. The British media dubbed it The Taming of the Flu.

Was the first one Christopher Marlowe?
12-08-2020 10:12 AM
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(12-08-2020 07:06 AM)Fort Bend Owl Wrote:  They're distributing the Pfizer vaccine in the UK, and honest to goodness, the 2nd individual to receive one yesterday was an 80-year-old man named William Shakespeare. The British media dubbed it The Taming of the Flu.

Brilliant!
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(12-08-2020 07:06 AM)Fort Bend Owl Wrote:  They're distributing the Pfizer vaccine in the UK, and honest to goodness, the 2nd individual to receive one yesterday was an 80-year-old man named William Shakespeare. The British media dubbed it The Taming of the Flu.

LOVE it!
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The World Health Organization has released studies showing that dogs cannot get Covid-19, and recommended that any dogs currently in quarantine be released.

WHO let the dogs out
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(12-09-2020 09:29 AM)OptimisticOwl Wrote:  The World Health Organization has released studies showing that dogs cannot get Covid-19, and recommended that any dogs currently in quarantine be released.

WHO let the dogs out

Rimshot
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This video, while serious, had me in stitches.



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School Board meeting being pranked

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Ay caramba!
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(08-31-2021 05:33 PM)georgewebb Wrote:  Ay caramba!

I loved these two ---
Eileen Dover
Wayne Kerr
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get off my lawn

A little something for those who like to compare me to the 03-old emoji.
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THIS is the best headline I've seen in ages....

Monkey belonging to Texas special team's coach stripper girlfriend bites child on Halloween
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(11-04-2021 12:23 PM)tanqtonic Wrote:  THIS is the best headline I've seen in ages....

Monkey belonging to Texas special team's coach stripper girlfriend bites child on Halloween

Or as reported in Variety:
Trick: Sips’ kick skip’s strip chick’s chimp nips kid’s lips


i.e. Not a treat: Teasips' kicking coach's stripper lady's chimpanzee bites child on the lips

(I made up the "lips" part)
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(11-04-2021 12:23 PM)tanqtonic Wrote:  THIS is the best headline I've seen in ages....

Monkey belonging to Texas special team's coach stripper girlfriend bites child on Halloween

Oh what the 70s MOB could have done with this story.
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(11-04-2021 03:41 PM)georgewebb Wrote:  
(11-04-2021 12:23 PM)tanqtonic Wrote:  THIS is the best headline I've seen in ages....

Monkey belonging to Texas special team's coach stripper girlfriend bites child on Halloween

Or as reported in Variety:
Trick: Sips’ kick skip’s strip chick’s chimp nips kid’s lips


i.e. Not a treat: Teasips' kicking coach's stripper lady's chimpanzee bites child on the lips

(I made up the "lips" part)

Gosh, I worked hard on that post -- and crickets from the audience.
Tough crowd! 03-wink
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(11-05-2021 10:06 AM)georgewebb Wrote:  
(11-04-2021 03:41 PM)georgewebb Wrote:  
(11-04-2021 12:23 PM)tanqtonic Wrote:  THIS is the best headline I've seen in ages....

Monkey belonging to Texas special team's coach stripper girlfriend bites child on Halloween

Or as reported in Variety:
Trick: Sips’ kick skip’s strip chick’s chimp nips kid’s lips


i.e. Not a treat: Teasips' kicking coach's stripper lady's chimpanzee bites child on the lips

(I made up the "lips" part)

Gosh, I worked hard on that post -- and crickets from the audience.
Tough crowd! 03-wink

You have set a high bar for yourself, and we are holding you to it.
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