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(02-21-2019 05:23 PM)tanqtonic Wrote:   The 'Doesnt Exist' error page for Trump's website

Troll amp to 11.

Hahaha, that's pretty hilarious. Also, incredibly sad.

But I did laugh out loud.
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There are so many women suddenly coming out of the woodwork against Joe Biden right now that one might think he was just nominated for the Supreme Court.
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(04-01-2019 06:35 PM)tanqtonic Wrote:  There are so many women suddenly coming out of the woodwork against Joe Biden right now that one might think he was just nominated for the Supreme Court.

03-lmfao
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Someone posted this elsewhere. I had to clean up the coffee spray...



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(05-29-2019 05:15 PM)tanqtonic Wrote:  Maybe this is my inner racist screaming for recognition:

NBA To Assign 'Adversity Score' To Pudgy White Guys Who Want To Play Professional Basketball

I think ugly, short, guys who don't bathe need "adversity" scores to help them get dates with good looking women. Just not fair those born with good looks get all the best.
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Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship

The third paragraph is the funniest:

Quote:AUBURN, CA—Local 36-year-old man Nate Ripley, who identifies as a six-year-old, “absolutely crushed” a game-winning homer at a local tee-ball game and won the championship for his team Monday evening, reports confirmed.

Ripley reportedly walked up to the plate in the bottom of the 6th, pointed his bat toward the left-field wall looming 130 feet in the distance, and let her rip, sending the ball rocketing over the fence and into a parking lot as the fans cheered and his coach yelled out, “Attaboy, Nate! Good job, bud!”

His team, the Lil’ Padres, attempted to hoist him up on their shoulders in celebration of their great victory over the favored Tiny Tigers, but were unable to pick up the large 230-pound man.

Ripley’s feat comes at the end of a momentous tee-ball season, in which the self-identified six-year-old absolutely shattered every record set prior to that point. With a 1.000 batting average, 52 home runs, and an incredible showing at first base, second base, shortstop, third base, and pitcher, the man is being called an inspiration to other six-year-olds everywhere.
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This isnt a parody ( I was snort laughing 1/3 of the way in....)



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(07-01-2019 03:49 PM)tanqtonic Wrote:  


There's hope for us yet
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New twitter meme.

Your 2020 campaign slogan is: Your last name + 2020 + the last text you sent.

Mine is:

[tanqtonic] 2020
tell them to pound sand

Lolz

Campaign Slogan Meme
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(07-11-2019 08:18 PM)tanqtonic Wrote:  New twitter meme.

Your 2020 campaign slogan is: Your last name + 2020 + the last text you sent.

Mine is:

[tanqtonic] 2020
tell them to pound sand

Lolz

Campaign Slogan Meme

(Tomball Owl) 2020: Oh no! We suck again.

I was frustration with the Waterboy clip after the Astros bullpen blew a late lead vs the Rangers.
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How *not* to build a wave pool:



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Quote:Let’s be clear that on Earth Two, where Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a conservative Justice holding out against a progressive majority, there is currently 24-hour deathwatch media coverage, and a torrent of woke opinion urging her to retire for the good of the Court and the Nation.

Heh....
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(08-16-2019 02:59 PM)At Ease Wrote:  

Since the leftists think Denmark has the perfect government, why would they not support this sale?

Who wouldn't want to be part of the happiest nation in the world?

I'll vote for it. With AE and me,that makes two.

But the purchase of Greenland by us would be a good hedge against global warming. In 20-30 years it would be the new Kansas and we could grow all our food there.
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(11-24-2019 08:15 PM)OptimisticOwl Wrote:  
(08-16-2019 02:59 PM)At Ease Wrote:  

Since the leftists think Denmark has the perfect government, why would they not support this sale?

Who wouldn't want to be part of the happiest nation in the world?

I'll vote for it. With AE and me,that makes two.

But the purchase of Greenland by us would be a good hedge against global warming. In 20-30 years it would be the new Kansas and we could grow all our food there.

It's funny that the post mentions Denmark "giving the US an educational system and health care." The US has the best universities and hospitals in the world, far eclipsing anything in Denmark. The world does not beat a path to Denmark for college, and the only medical procedure people travel to Denmark for is, shall we say, elective. :)
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