Every one knows why you moved to N.Y HeardFeaver & we are proud of ya.. After he graduated from Marshall with a degree in "Deep Shaft Coal Dig'n" he decided that black lung wasn't for him. Disgruntled Heard Feaver loaded up his rusted out 77 pick'm-up truck and moved to N.Y. His degree was well designed, suited, and aided in his present job as a N.Y. suction worker where driving a SSS69 Super Sucking Sewage Truck was very similar to the coal dumpster he drove back in West Verginy. As a driver with a crew of 2 to manage he finds his life rewarding. Last year he donated $10,000 to Marshall from the aluminum can recycling drive that he sponsers. Because he be proud of his SSS69 he appropriately, like on a WW2 bomber, garnishes the front of his vehicle with a nude or necked portrait of a 300lb, toothless Marshall coed named Lucy Morals - a collage sweet heart who spurned him after his first sexual encounter. On the back of the SSS69 he appropriatly has the slogan "WE ARE MARSHALL - We want to be #1 in in the #2" business".
Now many may think that HeardFeaver is just another buffoon - far from it. He gots that degree, where most mountain folk don't and through hard work has reached a self actualized state in his life. Starting his Raw sewage business with nothing more than a straw and a #5 galvanized washtub to running a 2 man crew on a Super Suction SSS69........well......... many of you cant say that!
HF, I invite you to GSUFAN's Talon Talk where we can speak more freely....... ;-}
(04-10-2015 07:59 PM)GSUsTALON Wrote: Every one knows why you moved to N.Y HeardFeaver & we are proud of ya.. After he graduated from Marshall with a degree in "Deep Shaft Coal Dig'n" he decided that black lung wasn't for him. Disgruntled Heard Feaver loaded up his rusted out 77 pick'm-up truck and moved to N.Y. His degree was well designed, suited, and aided in his present job as a N.Y. suction worker where driving a SSS69 Super Sucking Sewage Truck was very similar to the coal dumpster he drove back in West Verginy. As a driver with a crew of 2 to manage he finds his life rewarding. Last year he donated $10,000 to Marshall from the aluminum can recycling drive that he sponsers. Because he be proud of his SSS69 he appropriately, like on a WW2 bomber, garnishes the front of his vehicle with a nude or necked portrait of a 300lb, toothless Marshall coed named Lucy Morals - a collage sweet heart who spurned him after his first sexual encounter. On the back of the SSS69 he appropriatly has the slogan "WE ARE MARSHALL - We want to be #1 in in the #2" business".
Now many may think that HeardFeaver is just another buffoon - far from it. He gots that degree, where most mountain folk don't and through hard work has reached a self actualized state in his life. Starting his Raw sewage business with nothing more than a straw and a #5 galvanized washtub to running a 2 man crew on a Super Suction SSS69........well......... many of you cant say that!
HF, I invite you to GSUFAN's Talon Talk where we can speak more freely....... ;-}
I stop reading at "HeardFever" but I forget I'm speaking to a redneck tree cutter from Southern Georgia. Oh yea here is a picture of me and my girl FYI
I stop reading at "HeardFever" but I forget I'm speaking to a redneck tree cutter from Southern Georgia. Oh yea here is a picture of me and my girl FYI
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I see that you finally got over your collage sweat heart Lucy Morals. I'm glad that you moved on from your tormented past to a new squeeze. She's a looker and a real Georgia Peach. Can't say much for her SOCIAL IQ hooking up with a Marshall fan. Please whatever you do don't take her back to West Verginy and make her a coal miners girlfriend. The social shock of meeting the Hillbilly mountain folk at Marshall and the risk both of you take running into Lucy, she may be available & you may cave to her WV feminine ways, would be too traumatic on her delicate soul.
PS, A heads up. I wouldn't post a picture of my beloved women on a smack page.
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Heard Feaver has reached nervona in his life!
