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10 Black Things [White] Liberals Just Don’t Understand
Quote:Liberals love blacks but they love them like a fantasy football team, not like human beings. Black poverty is the crux of the leftist argument. The ethos goes: if you’re a Democrat, you want to help the impoverished African-Americans. If you’re a Republican, you want them to be attacked by German shepherds. As far as actual black culture goes, liberals are disappointed that they aren’t all wearing corduroy blazers with elbow patches and listening to NPR.

Quote:1. ALL BLACKS CAN SUMMON THE GANGSTA

Try to imagine hearing an old-money aristocrat on the Upper West Side say: “I can get redneck if I have to. I’ll go up yonder holler and tan that old bastard’s hide.” Upper-class white people don’t have a connection with the lower orders. They don’t even understand them. If Brooke Astor had ever met Eminem, the entire conversation would have been a sea of pardon mes.

Quote:2. BLACKS AIN’T DOWN WITH THE GAYS

This is a bitter pill to swallow for liberals so they put it in the plant and tell the doctor they took it. During a Trayvon demonstration, a white hippie got on a megaphone and said he was sick of the oppression of minorities such as African-Americans and the LGBT community. A stocky black woman then grabbed the megaphone and informed him that the issue at hand was “not no gay ****! None of that!”

Quote:3. BLACKS DON’T LIKE THEIR FANS

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The majority of black Americans would rather have a beer with an Archie Bunker type who talks about the dangers of “negro neighborhoods” (which he lives right next to) than the Gawker blogger who keeps whining about “crackers” and annoying “white men” like his own father. Blacks don’t appreciate the ethnomasochism of whites. They think it’s on some ***** ****.

Quote:4. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SELLING OUT IN BLACK AMERICA

If a broke white comedian appears briefly in a commercial for motor oil he becomes a pariah. The more esoteric the art form, the more verboten it is to profit from it. Punk rockers are barely allowed to have enough money to eat.

Rappers have the opposite set of rules. If you’re in NWA and you want to do a commercial for malt liquor, you are “getting yours.”

Quote:5. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

Whites across the political spectrum see beating a woman as one step down from murder. Blacks hate it too but they prefer to keep the whole thing in-house. If a white celebrity was caught hitting his wife, the couple would split and we’d never hear from him again. Maybe it’s because so many blacks have been sent to jail for domestic violence—one prison guard in Queens told me about a third are in there for “domestics”—but they don’t see getting the authorities involved as beneficial for anyone.

Quote:6. BLACKS DON’T CALL 911

Why bother? As Flavor Flav said, “911 is a joke.” Possibly for the same reasons they prefer to handle domestic violence themselves, they prefer almost all crimes to be taken care of by the community. You’d think they were living on the Rez, or under a cooler version of sharia law. If a fight breaks out in the projects, they are more likely to yell downstairs for their cousins than call the cops.

Quote:7. THE LADIES LIKE BEING CATCALLED

Perhaps the most glaring example of rich white liberals not understanding black culture was the recent catcalling controversy. White girls don’t like it when black guys appreciate their bodies so they assumed all women were on the same page. I was surprised too when I first moved to New York and saw blacks, Hispanics, and working-class whites, strutting forward with beaming pride after getting catcalled and even hollering back, “Thanks, baby.” These men aren’t groping themselves and hurling disgusting fantasies at women, they are appreciating them. Being a man with a healthy libido who adores girls and wants them to know it is tantamount to being a rapist for liberals today and the rest of us think they’re nuts, especially blacks.

Quote:8. HAIRCUTS TAKE FOREVER

If you don’t know what it takes to make black women’s hair look like not-black women’s hair, I highly recommend the Chris Rock documentary Good Hair. Basically, long hair is purchased from poor Asian and Indian women and then stitched into a black women’s afro for thousands of dollars.

Quote:9. BLACKS ARE PAROCHIAL

To outsiders, blacks seem to be a remarkably conformist culture where all kids dress exactly the same. White teenagers might be goths or cowboys or preppies or nerds, whereas black kids seem to all share the same personal stylist.

Quote:10. THE BLACK GLASS IS HALF FULL

Being a pet isn’t that different from being a slave. After decades of being jewelry the Democrats wear to local fund rallies, black morale is relatively low. To justify big government programs, the left has told them again and again that life is hell and there’s no sense trying. Blacks are told they will not succeed on their own and they need the nanny state to nurture them. When someone makes it out of the ghetto, the left says it’s a very rare exception that can’t last.


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The community may disagree with #4: see Bill Cosby, Jay Z, and Charles Barkley
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Thankfully, there is an entire room resevred for racists.
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(02-20-2015 04:00 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  Thankfully, there is an entire room resevred for racists.

How much of a down payment did this cost you?
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(02-20-2015 04:00 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  Thankfully, there is an entire room resevred for racists.

Here it is 07-coffee3

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(02-20-2015 04:04 PM)EverRespect Wrote:  
(02-20-2015 04:00 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  Thankfully, there is an entire room resevred for racists.

Here it is 07-coffee3

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(02-20-2015 04:04 PM)EverRespect Wrote:  
(02-20-2015 04:00 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  Thankfully, there is an entire room resevred for racists.

Here it is 07-coffee3

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Thank you for proving my point. 03-lmfao
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You still mad that the Europeans took this continent Bro? LLAAAA Bamba
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(02-20-2015 05:26 PM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  You still mad that the Europeans took this continent Bro? LLAAAA Bamba

Well at least you admit it.
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(02-20-2015 05:26 PM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  You still mad that the Europeans took this continent Bro? LLAAAA Bamba

Well at least you admit it.

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(02-21-2015 05:01 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  
(02-20-2015 05:26 PM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  You still mad that the Europeans took this continent Bro? LLAAAA Bamba

Well at least you admit it.

The Americas, "we want that" signed The Colonists of Europe.
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(02-22-2015 10:22 AM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  
(02-21-2015 05:01 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  
(02-20-2015 05:26 PM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  You still mad that the Europeans took this continent Bro? LLAAAA Bamba

Well at least you admit it.

The Americas, "we want that" signed The Colonists of Europe.
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Classy.
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(02-22-2015 11:44 AM)Fitbud Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 10:22 AM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  
(02-21-2015 05:01 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  
(02-20-2015 05:26 PM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  You still mad that the Europeans took this continent Bro? LLAAAA Bamba

Well at least you admit it.

The Americas, "we want that" signed The Colonists of Europe.
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Classy.

There are still Central Americans living in mud huts, you would too if not for the Colonists.
You are not proud to be an American?
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(02-20-2015 04:31 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  
(02-20-2015 04:04 PM)EverRespect Wrote:  
(02-20-2015 04:00 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  Thankfully, there is an entire room resevred for racists.

Here it is 07-coffee3

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Thank you for proving my point. 03-lmfao

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(02-22-2015 12:20 PM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 11:44 AM)Fitbud Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 10:22 AM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  
(02-21-2015 05:01 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  
(02-20-2015 05:26 PM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  You still mad that the Europeans took this continent Bro? LLAAAA Bamba

Well at least you admit it.

The Americas, "we want that" signed The Colonists of Europe.
Here's Johnny!!!!!!!
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Classy.

There are still Central Americans living in mud huts, you would too if not for the Colonists.
You are not proud to be an American?
Hmm. From what I have heard about some places in the south, a mud hut would be a preferable living quarters to shacks in the south.

BTW, I just heard John McCain say he isn't proud to be an American.
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(02-22-2015 03:53 PM)RobertN Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 12:20 PM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 11:44 AM)Fitbud Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 10:22 AM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  
(02-21-2015 05:01 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  Well at least you admit it.

The Americas, "we want that" signed The Colonists of Europe.
Here's Johnny!!!!!!!
[Image: Apocalypto+boat.jpg]

Classy.

There are still Central Americans living in mud huts, you would too if not for the Colonists.
You are not proud to be an American?
Hmm. From what I have heard about some places in the south, a mud hut would be a preferable living quarters to shacks in the south.

BTW, I just heard John McCain say he isn't proud to be an American.

Obviously You don't get around much !
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(02-22-2015 04:18 PM)CardFan1 Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 03:53 PM)RobertN Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 12:20 PM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 11:44 AM)Fitbud Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 10:22 AM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  The Americas, "we want that" signed The Colonists of Europe.
Here's Johnny!!!!!!!
[Image: Apocalypto+boat.jpg]

Classy.

There are still Central Americans living in mud huts, you would too if not for the Colonists.
You are not proud to be an American?
Hmm. From what I have heard about some places in the south, a mud hut would be a preferable living quarters to shacks in the south.

BTW, I just heard John McCain say he isn't proud to be an American.

Obviously You don't get around much !
Sure I do. Obviously you don't get out of your all-white gated community that keeps the "undesirables" out.
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(02-22-2015 04:18 PM)CardFan1 Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 03:53 PM)RobertN Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 12:20 PM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 11:44 AM)Fitbud Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 10:22 AM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  The Americas, "we want that" signed The Colonists of Europe.
Here's Johnny!!!!!!!
[Image: Apocalypto+boat.jpg]

Classy.

There are still Central Americans living in mud huts, you would too if not for the Colonists.
You are not proud to be an American?
Hmm. From what I have heard about some places in the south, a mud hut would be a preferable living quarters to shacks in the south.

BTW, I just heard John McCain say he isn't proud to be an American.

Obviously You don't get around much !

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(02-22-2015 04:44 PM)RobertN Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 04:18 PM)CardFan1 Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 03:53 PM)RobertN Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 12:20 PM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  
(02-22-2015 11:44 AM)Fitbud Wrote:  Classy.

There are still Central Americans living in mud huts, you would too if not for the Colonists.
You are not proud to be an American?
Hmm. From what I have heard about some places in the south, a mud hut would be a preferable living quarters to shacks in the south.

BTW, I just heard John McCain say he isn't proud to be an American.

Obviously You don't get around much !
Sure I do. Obviously you don't get out of your all-white gated community that keeps the "undesirables" out.

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