period humor.....sfw

Comedian/former athlete: Shaquille O'Neal
Bit: Shaq Plays Scrabble
Rating: Safe

Boutros Boutros-Ghali, Former U.N. Secretary General, Dies at 93

By ROBERT D. McFADDEN Feb. 16, 2016

Comedian: Iliza Shlesinger
Bit: "Planned Breakup"
Rating: NSFW (language)

I know, it's NBA talk, but still, it's seasonal topical...

Comedian: Michael Larimer
Bit: "Basketball Names"
Rating: NSFW (language, couple of words)

Comedian: Kevin Hart
Bit: "How Shaq Falls"
Rating: NSFW (language)

Okay, here's one for the colleges:

"hey Coach, pick one"

Comedian: TuRae
Bit: "College Basketball & more"
Rating:

Comedian/Actor: Jim Backus
Bit: The Dirty Old Man
rating: surprising safe!

Backus played Thurston Howell III on Gilligan's Island and Mr. Magoo. Backus died in 1990. (of the original cast, only Dawn Wells (Mary Ann Summers) and Tina Louise (Ginger Grant) are alive.

I know a good college basketball joke.

"UTSA".

South Georgia Peanuts Manager Wally Backman's epic in-game tirade On June 26, 2007, during a game in Anderson, South Carolina. Amazing clear audio of Backman and the ump going at it!

Rating: WARNING! Very NSFW (language)





Wally discusses the above ejection with another (different) umpire later in the S.G. Peanut's season during a lightning delay:

Rating: NSFW (language)





...and another one postgame. Something about a guy wearing a "peanuts" uniform talking about being a champion

Rating: WARNING! Very NSFW (language)





Wally goin' out to the mound:

Rating: WARNING! Very NSFW (language)





In 2013, Backman managed the Mets' new AAA affiliate, the Las Vegas 51s, leading them to an 81-63 record and winning the Pacific Coast League's Pacific South Division title. Las Vegas lost to Salt Lake three-games-to-one in the Conference Championship Series. Backman returned to the 51s for the 2014 season, and the team once again advanced to the playoffs. On August 29, 2014, Backman was announced as the PCL Manager of the Year.

Backman has been described as a players' manager and noted for his "old school" style, as well as for his frequent use of humor when delivering news of a promotion to the major leagues

nsfw....forgive me if posted before....it's been awhile since I've visited this thread...

yep, this is truly the kind of stuff the Internet was made for. Ladies and germs, I give you "The Hydraulic Press Channel" (the guy's Finnish accent just makes it more fun!)


Bit: "Crushing Legos with hydraulic press"

Hydraulic Press Channel

It's Masters Week, so......

Bit: "Crushing Golf Ball with hydraulic press"

Hydraulic Press Channel

Bit: "Crushing Bowling Ball and Pin with hydraulic press"

Hydraulic Press Channel

Bit: "Crushing Barbie with hydraulic press"

Hydraulic Press Channel

Bit: "Easter Special with hydraulic press"

Hydraulic Press Channel

Bit: "Crushing Mobile Phone with hydraulic press"

"Jah, I tink eet's much thinner than any new phone on de markeet right now."

Comedian: James Arnold Taylor does Christopher Walken
Bit: "Obi-Walkenobi"