Comedian: Nina Conti
Bit: "Raunchy Ventriloquist Twin Story"
Rating: perhaps a word or two

one of my faves from the past...

Comedian: Zoltan Kaszas
Bit: "Why Cats Are Better Than Dogs"
Rating: i believe it's okay; yeah it totally was.


Guy was effortless. Been awhile I saw someone who made it look that easy. Very relatable dude. Has a good future if he sticks with it. Nice to see someone sustain that easily for that long.

back from when Star Wars was still Star Wars

Comedians: Yoda 'n Luke
Bit: "Seagulls"
Rating: Safe it is, hmmm?

Comedians: Yup, I guess so
Bit: "When Showing Off Goes Hilarious" Fails
Rating: some muted swearing

The EK version is available in Western Kentucky and West Virginia

(11-29-2019 12:27 AM)BEARCATDALE Wrote:  NSFW but funny bits here and there

Comedian: Leo Kearse
Rating: NSFW, but very well done set.

Comedian: Dwayne Perkins
Bit: "Don't Name Your Kids Something Stupid" in Provo, UT
Rating: safe




The bits at the beginning are good, but I did a spit-take at the series of jokes that start around 25:00 and go on about YouTube. It starts slow and subtle, but he comes up with a real hilarious application if you wait for it.

Brilliant job, and clean all the way through, which takes some talent these days. Excellent!

it's been enough time since I posted the video immediately above...so here's what my search found:
Bit: "How to Wipe your Butt"
Biblical Note: Deuteronomy 23:13-14
"Outside the camp, you shall have a place set aside to be used as a latrine. You shall also keep a trowel in your equipment and with it, when you go outside to ease nature, you shall first dig a hole and afterward cover up your excrement."

Comedian: MAHK
Bit: My Pillow
Rating: NSFW (Language--F-bombs, etc...)





My kids got me a My Pillow for Christmas, they were tired of seeing my 15 year old down pillow, I immediately thought of this bit.

Comedians: South Park featuring Eric Cartman
Bit: "Board Gamers"
Rating: NSFW a few choice words here and there

been a while since I watched this show, but they do seem to still be on top of current issues

Comedia: The History Guy
Bit: "Robertson, Phillips, and the History of the Screwdriver"
Rating: Safe

You picked a fine time to leave us....we'll miss you, Kenny R.

Comedian: Uknown
Bit: Covid19 related
Rating: NSFW (sexually explicit language..)

needed a laugh today...

Quote:“Mr. President?”

“Hello, Mark, come on in. You’re doing a great job, by the way, a big beautiful job, the greatest job we’ve ever seen, nobody does that chief of staff thing like Mark Meadows, I was just telling the governors that on our conference call…”

“Mr. President, Joe Biden’s on the phone.”

“Really? He actually called?”

“Yessir. He’s on line 2.”

“Wow. Ok, let me pick it up…”

“Sir, there’s something you need to know…”

“Say it.”

“Sir, he seems a little confused.”

“Ok, so what else is new?”

“Sir, he asked if he could speak with Dwight, and when I told him Dwight’s not here, he asked for…well, you’ll see. Just expect some surprises.”

“Ok. [hits the button for line 2] Hello, Joe?”

“Mr. President, it’s great to speak to you!”

“Uh, yeah, same here, Joe. What can I do for you?”

“How’s Mamie?”

“Say it again?”

“Mamie! Your wife Mamie!”

“Joe, my wife’s name is Melania…”

“No kidding! Hey, isn’t that burgerfries spankmonkey malarky. And what about your daughter Lynda Bird? She’s such a chili dip boom disco.”

“Lynda B… what?”

“Hey, I need to talk to you about this virus. You know, that polio is really a lot of bark niddle fizzle cheerios.”

“Joe, we got rid of polio in the ’50s…”

“Yeah, and that was when you got elected the first time! How old are you, anyway, you old slickdoodle tree dazzler? That Mamie sure looks good for her age – can I stand behind her and sniff her neck sometime?”

“Joe, did you want to maybe talk about the coronavirus?”

“Hey, I had a Toyota Corona back in the ’80s. You know, I ran for president back then…but stool tile picture frame bee’s knees skiddoo. And that was that.”

“Uh, Mark, a little help here?”

“Let me be clear: Steel heater refrigerator myspace longhorn…you know, th…d’oh…the thing.”

“Joe, I have a meeting I have to…”

“And there’s the thing: You’re a one-eyed snake slapping horse puzzler.”

“Ok, Joe. ‘Bye.”

[End]

Back when this show started, and for the first several seasons, they had some unbelievably funny sketches. Probably because Jim Henson was such a big fan of Vaudeville routines (which continued later on The Muppet Show), many youth had the chance to get some of that comedic sensibility from some of their favorite lovable characters...

Comedians: Lefty and Ernie
Bit: "Wanna Buy an Eight?"
Rating: Real Safe




Comedians: a Hipster and a Square
Bit: "Imagine Shapes"
Rating: Real Safe
March 13, 1972 Episode 0361

Comedian: Uknown
Bit: Covid19 related
Rating: G

Comedian: Jerry Clower
Bit: Steel Marbles
Rating: Safe, but hilariuos




Comedian: Jerry Clower
Bit: Cantelopes
Rating: Safe, ag'in

Comedian: Jerry Clower
Bit: Why Can't Johnny Read
Rating: Safe, and true




Comedian: Jerry Clower
Bit: A Coon Huntin' Story
Rating: Safe