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...I would hit Bama with a 10-year bowl ban and the loss of 150 football scholarships unless the Board of Trustees does the following:

- Tell Ray Watts to immediately re-instate football, rifle, and bowling, then resign (I don't even care who replaces him).
- Promote Coach Clark to the position of Interim AD.
- Pay UAB Athletics $100 million in damages for 20 years of abuse and waive any rights of discretion to the use of the money, as well as the rights to any athletics development for the next 2 years from either UAB or UAH.
- Cubby, Finis, and Espy, the orchestrators of the plots against UAB and UAH tender their resignations and be replaced with the mayors of the three cities of the UA System, who will insure that, as current trustees resign due to age, they are to be replaced by graduates from the other two schools (UAB and UAH) whose degrees are no older than 2000 until the makeup of the Board is 5 UA graduates, 6 UAH graduates, and 6 UAB graduates, at which point the 5 UA graduates may appoint an additional UA graduate to make the Board an even 6-6-6.
- All retired "emeritus" members are hereby dismissed, and no future members who retire due to age shall have any official influence on the board.

And finally, the deadline to accomplish all this would be December 24, 2014. Could you just imagine PBJ's reaction if he actually got a document that demanded all that? Bet he'd have a heart attack, but that's really what both parties deserve!

Merry Christmas, UAB!!