http://latechreport.com/2014/11/07/the-t...-trustees/
I need a good laugh these days
10. The UAB Rifle team must now kill and prepare their own food due to student-athlete meal reductions.
9. In an effort to reduce travel expenses, the UAB Cross Country team will stop riding the bus and will start running to all their competitions.
8. To save space and money on electricity, the UAB Athletics staff will be relocated to Sub-Basement B of the Bartow Arena.
7. The U of A Board will decline a bowl invite on UAB’s belief in order to maintain Alabama football’s dominance in the state keep the UAB football players focused on their academic activities.
6. The U of A Board will lay off the janitorial staff at Bartow Arena and have the men’s and women’s basketball teams clean the bathroom and take out the trash during halftime at each basketball game.
5. UAB will replace future road games against Tennessee and Kentucky with games against Alabama at Tuscaloosa to give Alabama a guaranteed victory reduce travel expenses.
4. UAB football’s new throwback jerseys will actually be old “hand-me-down” uniforms from the University of Alabama football program.
3. Instead of offering paid jobs for UAB student athletes, the U of A Board will offer the students unpaid internships in which they will spend twenty hours a week counting the money Alabama gets from the SEC Network.
2. The U of A Board will cancel the cable subscriptions at all UAB Athletics facilities and replace them with a non-stop radio marathon of the Paul Finebaum Show.
And, the #1 UAB budget cut proposed by the U of A Board of Trustees…
1. UAB must reduce its sports medicine spending to order to raise enough money to pay for Nick Saban’s Viagra bill.
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By La Tech fans but funny The top ten UAB budget cuts proposed by the University of A
