With the NIH Director now blaming the GOP for lack of Ebola research I think he should be reminded (blaming GOP budget cuts) about his agency’s priorities before the current outbreak. 1.5 million to study why carpet munchers are fat pigs. Only in Obama's America.

Quote: The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $1.5 million to study biological and social factors for why “three-quarters” of lesbians are obese and why gay males are not, calling it an issue of “high public-health significance.”

Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston, Mass., has received two grants administered by NIH’s Eunice Kennedy Shriver National Institute of Child Health and Human Development (NICHD) to study the relationship between sexual orientation and obesity.

“Obesity is one of the most critical public health issues affecting the U.S. today,” the description of the grant reads. “Racial and socioeconomic disparities in the determinants, distribution, and consequences of obesity are receiving increasing attention.”

“[H]owever, one area that is only beginning to be recognized is the striking interplay of gender and sexual orientation in obesity disparities,” it states.

From last March

Do people honestly think we're stupid.. We've become a nation of instagraming the food we just ate... Reminds me of the race Sat night when people were trying to get in a fight with Brad Keselowski, and all BK would say is I did nothing, they're picking on me. Must've forgot there are cameras.. Kinda like these people forgot the internet archives everything.

Why are people freaking out about ebola? Obama said it would never get here and the CDC head it's actually safer if we don't quarantine ebola afflicted African countries.

(10-13-2014 02:44 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  Why are people freaking out about ebola? Obama said it would never get here and the CDC head it's actually safer if we don't quarantine ebola afflicted African countries.

This. I'm so glad I can go hang around ebola people in America since its not really here.

(10-13-2014 02:23 PM)EagleRockCafe Wrote:  

Why is that disgustingly fat lesbo pinching John Candy's tit?

I was in the Key West Publix one day buying groceries, when I came upon someone as broad as I was, with a hair cut that was as short as mine.. I saw the tats and assumed what most people would've assumed.. I said excuse me sir, can I get by you.

When she turned around, I guess you could say I was shocked. I was then asked: Do I look like a f'n man to you?

Well with that hair cut and your back turned to me, and those clothes, yea you kinda look like a man..

I watched her face turn about 4 shades of red when her girlfriend walked up and said honey calm down what's wrong.. She went into this tirade of me disrespecting women..

I stopped her.. I said look, I'm trying to get to the produce to get me some damn bananas, and she was blocking the way. From the back, she resembled the Big Bossman from the WWF.. I apologize, I now know that women want to look like men. So can I please go get my bananas?

I guess she needed some bananas too, her blood pressure shot through the roof as I went around her, I heard her talk noise after I got past them.. As I was checking out I saw her complain to a manager.. Something about ignorance and her being offended..

The manager caught me as I was going out the store and informed me that this store was a place of tolerance. I said I thought it was a grocery store. He informed me he could have me banned.. I informed him that's fine, but he needed to get both sides of the story before banning someone, be bad if a call or letter got sent to his corporate office about him banning someone from buying groceries because someone got their drawers all tangled up over a misunderstanding and wouldn't take an apology. He then asked my side.. and I told him. I didn't change anything.

He said, did you call her a dyke?

I said, nope, I thought it but never said it.

He said, did you call her girlfriend a c*nt.

I said, nope, she was actually the nice one who was trying to calm her down. All I was trying to do was get some bananas and she was blocking the path of egress like a brokedown semi on the highway.

Well I'm going to have to take this under advisement.

Well do that chief, because right now I don't need groceries for a week. But let me remind you, my money spends like hers does and my company comes in here about twice a week and we drop about $3k per trip just for company business.

He told me have a nice day and he'd see me next time.

(10-13-2014 02:26 PM)gdunn Wrote:  Do people honestly think we're stupid..

As a people we are... How much do you want to be some of the twerps on the R.S.S.R were ready with the "gop cut funding"..

All this belies the fact that private industry did have a treatment and vaccine developed but were unable to move to further trials.

(10-13-2014 03:08 PM)gdunn Wrote:  I was in the Key West Publix one day buying groceries, when I came upon someone as broad as I was, with a hair cut that was as short as mine.. I saw the tats and assumed what most people would've assumed.. I said excuse me sir, can I get by you.

When she turned around, I guess you could say I was shocked. I was then asked: Do I look like a f'n man to you?

Well with that hair cut and your back turned to me, and those clothes, yea you kinda look like a man..

I watched her face turn about 4 shades of red when her girlfriend walked up and said honey calm down what's wrong.. She went into this tirade of me disrespecting women..

I stopped her.. I said look, I'm trying to get to the produce to get me some damn bananas, and she was blocking the way. From the back, she resembled the Big Bossman from the WWF.. I apologize, I now know that women want to look like men. So can I please go get my bananas?

I guess she needed some bananas too, her blood pressure shot through the roof as I went around her, I heard her talk noise after I got past them.. As I was checking out I saw her complain to a manager.. Something about ignorance and her being offended..

The manager caught me as I was going out the store and informed me that this store was a place of tolerance. I said I thought it was a grocery store. He informed me he could have me banned.. I informed him that's fine, but he needed to get both sides of the story before banning someone, be bad if a call or letter got sent to his corporate office about him banning someone from buying groceries because someone got their drawers all tangled up over a misunderstanding and wouldn't take an apology. He then asked my side.. and I told him. I didn't change anything.

He said, did you call her a dyke?

I said, nope, I thought it but never said it.

He said, did you call her girlfriend a c*nt.

I said, nope, she was actually the nice one who was trying to calm her down. All I was trying to do was get some bananas and she was blocking the path of egress like a brokedown semi on the highway.

Well I'm going to have to take this under advisement.

Well do that chief, because right now I don't need groceries for a week. But let me remind you, my money spends like hers does and my company comes in here about twice a week and we drop about $3k per trip just for company business.

He told me have a nice day and he'd see me next time.

Oh man, I was snorting while I read this! Excellent story! Remember the guy I told you about with the Cheerio story? He had something similar happen to him at a bar one night and told the dyke to stick a half can of Copenhagen in her lip, sit back down, and think about what she said for a minute, then get back to him.

(10-13-2014 03:08 PM)gdunn Wrote:  I was in the Key West Publix one day buying groceries, when I came upon someone as broad as I was, with a hair cut that was as short as mine.. I saw the tats and assumed what most people would've assumed.. I said excuse me sir, can I get by you.

When she turned around, I guess you could say I was shocked. I was then asked: Do I look like a f'n man to you?

Well with that hair cut and your back turned to me, and those clothes, yea you kinda look like a man..

I watched her face turn about 4 shades of red when her girlfriend walked up and said honey calm down what's wrong.. She went into this tirade of me disrespecting women..

I stopped her.. I said look, I'm trying to get to the produce to get me some damn bananas, and she was blocking the way. From the back, she resembled the Big Bossman from the WWF.. I apologize, I now know that women want to look like men. So can I please go get my bananas?

I guess she needed some bananas too, her blood pressure shot through the roof as I went around her, I heard her talk noise after I got past them.. As I was checking out I saw her complain to a manager.. Something about ignorance and her being offended..

The manager caught me as I was going out the store and informed me that this store was a place of tolerance. I said I thought it was a grocery store. He informed me he could have me banned.. I informed him that's fine, but he needed to get both sides of the story before banning someone, be bad if a call or letter got sent to his corporate office about him banning someone from buying groceries because someone got their drawers all tangled up over a misunderstanding and wouldn't take an apology. He then asked my side.. and I told him. I didn't change anything.

He said, did you call her a dyke?

I said, nope, I thought it but never said it.

He said, did you call her girlfriend a c*nt.

I said, nope, she was actually the nice one who was trying to calm her down. All I was trying to do was get some bananas and she was blocking the path of egress like a brokedown semi on the highway.

Well I'm going to have to take this under advisement.

Well do that chief, because right now I don't need groceries for a week. But let me remind you, my money spends like hers does and my company comes in here about twice a week and we drop about $3k per trip just for company business.

He told me have a nice day and he'd see me next time.

So let me see if I got this right. These days it en vogue to have your son look like your daughter and your daughter look like your son, but if you get them confused you're intolerant? Is that what I'm reading here? You should have just called her a purple penguin....or walrus.

(10-13-2014 03:24 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  

(10-13-2014 03:08 PM)gdunn Wrote:  I was in the Key West Publix one day buying groceries, when I came upon someone as broad as I was, with a hair cut that was as short as mine.. I saw the tats and assumed what most people would've assumed.. I said excuse me sir, can I get by you.

When she turned around, I guess you could say I was shocked. I was then asked: Do I look like a f'n man to you?

Well with that hair cut and your back turned to me, and those clothes, yea you kinda look like a man..

I watched her face turn about 4 shades of red when her girlfriend walked up and said honey calm down what's wrong.. She went into this tirade of me disrespecting women..

I stopped her.. I said look, I'm trying to get to the produce to get me some damn bananas, and she was blocking the way. From the back, she resembled the Big Bossman from the WWF.. I apologize, I now know that women want to look like men. So can I please go get my bananas?

I guess she needed some bananas too, her blood pressure shot through the roof as I went around her, I heard her talk noise after I got past them.. As I was checking out I saw her complain to a manager.. Something about ignorance and her being offended..

The manager caught me as I was going out the store and informed me that this store was a place of tolerance. I said I thought it was a grocery store. He informed me he could have me banned.. I informed him that's fine, but he needed to get both sides of the story before banning someone, be bad if a call or letter got sent to his corporate office about him banning someone from buying groceries because someone got their drawers all tangled up over a misunderstanding and wouldn't take an apology. He then asked my side.. and I told him. I didn't change anything.

He said, did you call her a dyke?

I said, nope, I thought it but never said it.

He said, did you call her girlfriend a c*nt.

I said, nope, she was actually the nice one who was trying to calm her down. All I was trying to do was get some bananas and she was blocking the path of egress like a brokedown semi on the highway.

Well I'm going to have to take this under advisement.

Well do that chief, because right now I don't need groceries for a week. But let me remind you, my money spends like hers does and my company comes in here about twice a week and we drop about $3k per trip just for company business.

He told me have a nice day and he'd see me next time.

So let me see if I got this right. These days it en vogue to have your son look like your daughter and your daughter look like your son, but if you get them confused you're intolerant? Is that what I'm reading here? You should have just called her a purple penguin....or walrus.

Well this was about 8 years ago.

Damn G.. I'm grateful I wasn't drinking anything, otherwise I'd have sent it sprawling all over the work monitor.

(10-13-2014 03:33 PM)DaSaintFan Wrote:  Damn G.. I'm grateful I wasn't drinking anything, otherwise I'd have sent it sprawling all over the work monitor.

Lesson here boys and girls.. While you may support the rainbow flag.. Always remember that green is everyone's favorite color.. Unless you're Aerosmith.. They prefer pink.

(10-13-2014 03:35 PM)gdunn Wrote:  

(10-13-2014 03:33 PM)DaSaintFan Wrote:  Damn G.. I'm grateful I wasn't drinking anything, otherwise I'd have sent it sprawling all over the work monitor.

Lesson here boys and girls.. While you may support the rainbow flag.. Always remember that green is everyone's favorite color.. Unless you're Aerosmith.. They prefer pink.

That's his favorite crayon, no?

(10-13-2014 03:50 PM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  

(10-13-2014 03:35 PM)gdunn Wrote:  

(10-13-2014 03:33 PM)DaSaintFan Wrote:  Damn G.. I'm grateful I wasn't drinking anything, otherwise I'd have sent it sprawling all over the work monitor.

Lesson here boys and girls.. While you may support the rainbow flag.. Always remember that green is everyone's favorite color.. Unless you're Aerosmith.. They prefer pink.

That's his favorite crayon, no?

I believe so.

(10-13-2014 03:51 PM)gdunn Wrote:  

(10-13-2014 03:50 PM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  

(10-13-2014 03:35 PM)gdunn Wrote:  

(10-13-2014 03:33 PM)DaSaintFan Wrote:  Damn G.. I'm grateful I wasn't drinking anything, otherwise I'd have sent it sprawling all over the work monitor.

Lesson here boys and girls.. While you may support the rainbow flag.. Always remember that green is everyone's favorite color.. Unless you're Aerosmith.. They prefer pink.

That's his favorite crayon, no?

I believe so.

Real R.S.S.R posters love pink...