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RE: Time fer a come to Jesus
I vote Rath addresses the team before they run out of the tunnel (if they have one) Saturday... I'll go to war with you anytime after that.
 
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(09-22-2014 09:38 PM)rath v2.0 Wrote:  What in the wide world of sports is a going on around here?!? I leave this galdang place to you people for 6 months to get a little UC football track laid heading into spring ball - not to jump around like a bunch of triple pop collars worrying about whether the scarlet and gray wearing bully on the playground is going to take your half-cafe grande skinny vanilla latte money. This place is a strange mix of finger crossing and folks resigned to the Ike v Tina celebrity beat down. Naw, suh.

Punch the friggin' fat kid in the neck, fishhook him, take his money and give em' a swift kick in the ass to send him on his way with tail between legs. I'm talking put a crater in their fan base's collective memory that will be passed down among generations.

The heck with sportsmanship. Screw em all...screw their president who insults nuns and who dresses like he needs to register with the sheriff every time he moves. Screw their crooked bracket fixing violation burying AD. Screw their nut necklace wearing creepy weepy guy getting a cheap squeeze on male co-eds at the end of games loving fan base. Screw their doosh score running' up coach who I refuse to claim as one of our own. And screw all the other bs accoutrements that go along with a state government that gives every advantage while they live off the legacy of generations ago accepting all of the benefits and perks of a conference and program that way out kicks the punt coverage.

We have given better versions of the suckeyes all they can handle while fielding teams that could not hold the proverbial straps le jacque of this UC roster.

And after watching these 1st two weeks in person and then on replay (twice...egads) we either have a serious doofus running the D or we didn't show em' shite to game plan. I choose the latter, thank you very much.

If it is a close game in the middle of the second quarter, Urbie's sphincter will be so verklempt about dealing with the nut bags on AM radio, and on campus, and in church for losing to an in-state squad for the first time since the Spanish American War that he will be checking with his agent between snaps to see if Will Muschamp got canned yet.

Fellas, survival kit contents check:

In them you'll find: one 6 pack top shelf double IPA; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing tattoo antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination St. Woody Hayes medallion and Buckeye quote compendium; a hundred dollars in Odd Lots gift certificates for local bartering; nine packs of Misty Lite 100s and a case of warm Yoo-Hoo to keep the natives satiated; scratch off lottery tickets, ten; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; and three pair of nylon stockings for heartbroken gals in way too tight Braxton Miller a Jerseys. Hey, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in C-Bus with all that stuff despite their fans.

Well, why not this Saturday?

Let's kick some ass and then be awful sports about it. 02-13-banana

Legendary. Awesome to see you back!
 
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Welcome back Rath! Returning in style.
 
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Nice to be back. Now that I have gotten an honest OSU week spleen venting out of the system, where are the faithful congregating in Columbus this weekend?

18 year old Rath and 13 year old Rath are hitting the road solo with the old gray beard for the first time.

I told Mom the boys and Pa' are shining up the C-Paw Doc Martens for a little Boondocks Saints meets old school soccer hooligan. As usual, she was not amused.
 
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Is everyone congregation' someplace pregame? I may have to check that out.
 
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Oh sh*t that was funny.

I think I might have to snag Straps le Jocque as my new screen name, thank you very much.
 
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I'm tailgating in a lot about a mile from the stadium. Big group of OSU fans and me... sporting my UC gear, of course.
 
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Glad to have you back Rath! You class up the joint...
 
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Rath - I love ya and Im glad you're back. Hopefully you're back for good. But there's a reason for all of our belly aching over the D thus far. It's awful
 
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Well, we apparently do have a doofus running the D.

Fun game until I got arrested for running onto the field in the OSU gear. That sorta hurt.
 
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(09-27-2014 10:56 PM)rath v2.0 Wrote:  Well, we apparently do have a doofus running the D.

Fun game until I got arrested for running onto the field in the OSU gear. That sorta hurt.

The fact that you let a guy who hasn't played the game in years catch you like that!!!??? Embarrassing.
 
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(09-27-2014 11:01 PM)Billy_Bearcat Wrote:  
(09-27-2014 10:56 PM)rath v2.0 Wrote:  Well, we apparently do have a doofus running the D.

Fun game until I got arrested for running onto the field in the OSU gear. That sorta hurt.

The fact that you let a guy who hasn't played the game in years catch you like that!!!??? Embarrassing.

The story of the lunatic, inebriated fan jumping the wall and pulling a hammy on their crazed dash is as old as sport itself. Plato talked about the leg chilling effect of stone bleachers and really provided the first blueprint for the modern middle aged hooligan warm-up routine.

Apparently he thought it was so so essential that he made his very first chapter on the subject "conditioning" (κλιματισμού) . Before even the often cited next chapter "smuggling wine - (Το λαθρεμπόριο κρασιού)

The best pants-off, cop dodging plan in the world is left purely to chance without some burpees and mountain climbers in preparation.
 
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(09-27-2014 11:01 PM)Billy_Bearcat Wrote:  
(09-27-2014 10:56 PM)rath v2.0 Wrote:  Well, we apparently do have a doofus running the D.

Fun game until I got arrested for running onto the field in the OSU gear. That sorta hurt.

The fact that you let a guy who hasn't played the game in years catch you like that!!!??? Embarrassing.

Just papering the file for the negligent supervision suit I am working up.
 
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Eastside, that is pure platinum material. 03-lmfao
 
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(09-28-2014 12:08 PM)rath v2.0 Wrote:  Eastside, that is pure platinum material. 03-lmfao

That's why I'm glad you're back. You bring out the best in him. You guys should consider getting your own show.
 
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We took our act to Praetoria and Johannesburg once. Critics panned that we were awful at handling Dutch character pieces but most seemed to get a kick out of us once we opened our mouths and went into Statler and Waldorf mode. Of course, the tour was marred by unsubstantiated rumors of spiced rum and small barrel bourbon smuggling....
 
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[Image: 1905_fb99.gif]
 
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(09-28-2014 12:08 PM)rath v2.0 Wrote:  Eastside, that is pure platinum material. 03-lmfao

(09-28-2014 12:51 PM)Billy_Bearcat Wrote:  
(09-28-2014 12:08 PM)rath v2.0 Wrote:  Eastside, that is pure platinum material. 03-lmfao

That's why I'm glad you're back. You bring out the best in him. You guys should consider getting your own show.

(09-28-2014 01:54 PM)Billy_Bearcat Wrote:  [Image: 1905_fb99.gif]
Thanks BB. Literally the funniest skit on the Muppets show every time. Me and the misses were reminiscing for a minute.
 
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(09-28-2014 12:08 PM)rath v2.0 Wrote:  Eastside, that is pure platinum material. 03-lmfao

Thanks I prefer to think of it as "GOLD"

Liquid Gold.

Well, kinda yellowish colored liquid anyway.
 
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