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It's official: Soccer = Socialism
The World Cup is great because, like the election and reelection of Barack Obama, it gives American hipsters a chance to partake in unironic expressions of patriotism. It also provides a convenient segue to telling your friends about the “football” “club” you grew to love during the 5 ½ weeks you “lived” in Spain that summer after your junior year at Oberlin. (And check out this cool scarf I got!)

http://freebeacon.com/blog/soccer-socialism/
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RE: It's official: Soccer = Socialism
If you knew what socialism actually was, you'd know the NFL is pretty close.
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RE: It's official: Soccer = Socialism
(07-28-2014 01:38 PM)fsquid Wrote:  If you knew what socialism actually was, you'd know the NFL is pretty close.

The NFL has taken a hard left turn in the last decade and that is a shame. However, soccer itself is a sure sign of left wing policy.
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RE: It's official: Soccer = Socialism
The NFL is a socialist league, but soccer, in its very essence, is a socialist game.
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RE: It's official: Soccer = Socialism
(07-28-2014 01:41 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  
(07-28-2014 01:38 PM)fsquid Wrote:  If you knew what socialism actually was, you'd know the NFL is pretty close.

The NFL has taken a hard left turn in the last decade and that is a shame. However, soccer itself is a sure sign of left wing policy.

doubtful. There isn't a minimum or maximum wage in soccer. Teams in soccer can go out of business. A team isn't rewarded for finishing last in soccer. Players are not trained by "the state" in soccer like in football. In soccer you don't get bailed out by something called "Revenue Sharing"
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Not this sh.it again
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RE: It's official: Soccer = Socialism
(07-28-2014 01:42 PM)EverRespect Wrote:  The NFL is a socialist league, but soccer, in its very essence, is a socialist game.

And how, exactly, would the very essence of soccer be socialist?
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(07-28-2014 01:44 PM)john01992 Wrote:  Not this sh.it again

not my fault he can't find his previous thread.
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Okla's just trying to get the other conservative posters to jerk his meat.
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RE: It's official: Soccer = Socialism
(07-28-2014 01:44 PM)fsquid Wrote:  
(07-28-2014 01:41 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  
(07-28-2014 01:38 PM)fsquid Wrote:  If you knew what socialism actually was, you'd know the NFL is pretty close.

The NFL has taken a hard left turn in the last decade and that is a shame. However, soccer itself is a sure sign of left wing policy.

doubtful. There isn't a minimum or maximum wage in soccer. Teams in soccer can go out of business. A team isn't rewarded for finishing last in soccer. Players are not trained by "the state" in soccer like in football. In soccer you don't get bailed out by something called "Revenue Sharing"

If you read the article, it talks about how soccer is embraced in socialist societies. It's the connection the game has to its fans. Most of the fans are unaware of the inner workings. Soccer itself is part of a left wing society's overall image. It's no wonder that when America slides left, soccer becomes more popular. It gives liberals something to rally behind. Sadly, with that always comes violence and protest. You can take the liberal out of the union rally, but cannot take the union rally out of the liberal.

Is it starting to become more clear for you?
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(07-28-2014 01:44 PM)john01992 Wrote:  Not this sh.it again

Yes, this **** again.
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RE: It's official: Soccer = Socialism
(07-28-2014 01:09 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  The World Cup is great because, like the election and reelection of Barack Obama, it gives American hipsters a chance to partake in unironic expressions of patriotism. It also provides a convenient segue to telling your friends about the “football” “club” you grew to love during the 5 ½ weeks you “lived” in Spain that summer after your junior year at Oberlin. (And check out this cool scarf I got!)

http://freebeacon.com/blog/soccer-socialism/

Quote:This entry was posted in Culture and tagged Satire. Bookmark the permalink.

I really hope Okla post was sarcastic. The blog was tagged under satire 03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao
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RE: It's official: Soccer = Socialism
At its heart, soccer is the perfect socialist sport. That's why it will never catch on among Americans the way football or basketball has -- regardless of how hard ESPN or ESPN Deportes tries to force feed it to us. Soccer is a redistributive dreamer's delight, with most of the potential risk-reward strategy of the sport removed by rule. It is a self-esteem cornucopia, where a blistering rout of, say, 2-0 seems so close in the score book. No one's feelings get hurt at 2-0. And on and on the socialist feel goes.
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RE: It's official: Soccer = Socialism
(07-28-2014 01:58 PM)DragonLair Wrote:  
(07-28-2014 01:09 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  The World Cup is great because, like the election and reelection of Barack Obama, it gives American hipsters a chance to partake in unironic expressions of patriotism. It also provides a convenient segue to telling your friends about the “football” “club” you grew to love during the 5 ½ weeks you “lived” in Spain that summer after your junior year at Oberlin. (And check out this cool scarf I got!)

http://freebeacon.com/blog/soccer-socialism/

Quote:This entry was posted in Culture and tagged Satire. Bookmark the permalink.

I really hope Okla post was sarcastic. The blog was tagged under satire 03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao

Sadly this is not an all-time low for dixie.....
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(07-28-2014 02:00 PM)john01992 Wrote:  
(07-28-2014 01:58 PM)DragonLair Wrote:  
(07-28-2014 01:09 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  The World Cup is great because, like the election and reelection of Barack Obama, it gives American hipsters a chance to partake in unironic expressions of patriotism. It also provides a convenient segue to telling your friends about the “football” “club” you grew to love during the 5 ½ weeks you “lived” in Spain that summer after your junior year at Oberlin. (And check out this cool scarf I got!)

http://freebeacon.com/blog/soccer-socialism/

Quote:This entry was posted in Culture and tagged Satire. Bookmark the permalink.

I really hope Okla post was sarcastic. The blog was tagged under satire 03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao

Sadly this is not an all-time low for dixie.....

All time low...like your recent meltdown?

anyway John. I would be willing to bet your only complaint about soccer is that it entails such low scoring that there's no point trying to have a youth league where no one keeps score. It's 0-0. We all know that already. You can't even pretend not to know the score. Then again, 0-0 is the perfect score for a "no score" league, I guess.
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RE: It's official: Soccer = Socialism
Soccer relegates team that don't perform well. That's capitalism baby.

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(07-28-2014 02:06 PM)Fitbud Wrote:  Soccer relegates team that don't perform well. That's capitalism baby.

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No that's competition. But when you are competing for who is more boring, it negates the entire purpose.
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(07-28-2014 02:03 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  
(07-28-2014 02:00 PM)john01992 Wrote:  
(07-28-2014 01:58 PM)DragonLair Wrote:  
(07-28-2014 01:09 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  The World Cup is great because, like the election and reelection of Barack Obama, it gives American hipsters a chance to partake in unironic expressions of patriotism. It also provides a convenient segue to telling your friends about the “football” “club” you grew to love during the 5 ½ weeks you “lived” in Spain that summer after your junior year at Oberlin. (And check out this cool scarf I got!)

http://freebeacon.com/blog/soccer-socialism/

Quote:This entry was posted in Culture and tagged Satire. Bookmark the permalink.



I really hope Okla post was sarcastic. The blog was tagged under satire 03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao

Sadly this is not an all-time low for dixie.....

All time low...like your recent meltdown?

anyway John. I would be willing to bet your only complaint about soccer is that it entails such low scoring that there's no point trying to have a youth league where no one keeps score. It's 0-0. We all know that already. You can't even pretend not to know the score. Then again, 0-0 is the perfect score for a "no score" league, I guess.

What is the difference between a game where the score it 89-88 or 1-0. both teams that won only defeated the other team by one point. There is still a winner and loser.
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(07-28-2014 02:03 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  
(07-28-2014 02:00 PM)john01992 Wrote:  
(07-28-2014 01:58 PM)DragonLair Wrote:  
(07-28-2014 01:09 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  The World Cup is great because, like the election and reelection of Barack Obama, it gives American hipsters a chance to partake in unironic expressions of patriotism. It also provides a convenient segue to telling your friends about the “football” “club” you grew to love during the 5 ½ weeks you “lived” in Spain that summer after your junior year at Oberlin. (And check out this cool scarf I got!)

http://freebeacon.com/blog/soccer-socialism/

Quote:This entry was posted in Culture and tagged Satire. Bookmark the permalink.

I really hope Okla post was sarcastic. The blog was tagged under satire 03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao03-lmfao

Sadly this is not an all-time low for dixie.....

All time low...like your recent meltdown?

anyway John. I would be willing to bet your only complaint about soccer is that it entails such low scoring that there's no point trying to have a youth league where no one keeps score. It's 0-0. We all know that already. You can't even pretend not to know the score. Then again, 0-0 is the perfect score for a "no score" league, I guess.

meltdown? nah that was just me flushing out the trolls.

come one bro I have seen you go berserk far too many times.
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(07-28-2014 01:09 PM)oklalittledixie Wrote:  during the 5 ½ weeks you “lived” in Spain that summer after your junior year (And check out this cool scarf I got!)

03-lmfao
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