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http://www.hustlebelt.com/2014/4/1/55716...ce-problem

Lol awesome, but some soccer teams in Europe already do things like that believe it or not.


I have a few solutions of my own:

1. Have Coach Fleck run around shirtless after every 1st down. This will increase female patron-ship by at least 500%

2. Flood the stadium and have live ship battles at halftime (row the boat, am I right?)

3. Win some football games (bear with me, folks...)

(04-01-2014 05:09 PM)ColinApocalypse Wrote:  3. Win some football games (bear with me, folks...)

whoa whoa whoa.... slow down there. no need to be too hasty.

mac

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Quote:2. Flood the stadium and have live ship battles at halftime (row the boat, am I right?)

Should be easy at WMU. There is a creek under Waldo

(04-01-2014 05:09 PM)ColinApocalypse Wrote:  Lol awesome, but some soccer teams in Europe already do things like that believe it or not.


I have a few solutions of my own:

1. Have Coach Fleck run around shirtless after every 1st down. This will increase female patron-ship by at least 500%

2. Flood the stadium and have live ship battles at halftime (row the boat, am I right?)

3. Win some football games (bear with me, folks...)

We could do the battle of Actium like the Romans did in the collesum.

Winning games would be just silly.