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RE: Malaysia Airlines flight 'missing'
Quote:The picture posted with the following text: “I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ass during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.”

He must have one big rectum, especially when you include the charger. And how did he charge the phone? Who carries a charger with them on a plane?

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03-31-2014 08:25 PM
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Yeah, the phone up the ass was the first chuckle I got.

OK, not the first.
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03-31-2014 08:39 PM
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And while his captors were kind enough to let the guy charge his phone, they were mean enough to disable the camera's flash.
03-31-2014 08:54 PM
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(03-31-2014 08:54 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  And while his captors were kind enough to let the guy charge his phone, they were mean enough to disable the camera's flash.

Should have gone with a Samsung. The flash is ass proof.

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03-31-2014 09:11 PM
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Isnt phillip wood the name of a movie about tom hanks and his boat being captured by somolian pirates

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03-31-2014 09:26 PM
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(03-31-2014 09:11 PM)maximus Wrote:  
(03-31-2014 08:54 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  And while his captors were kind enough to let the guy charge his phone, they were mean enough to disable the camera's flash.

Should have gone with a Samsung. The flash is ass proof.

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And if we're reading this don't you think his captors are?
03-31-2014 09:32 PM
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