"Where is the black Penguin?" my 8 year old son kept asking me as we sat high up among the Rice faithful at the Liberty Bowl in Memphis where Rice was playing Miss State.
At first I thought I misheard what he was saying, as he has some difficulties in his speech from a disability. Perhaps he was referring to something he saw earlier at the Peabody Hotel, where we waited with hundreds of others for the famous Peabody Ducks to descend from the roof and emerge from the elevator to the delighted cheers of the kids assembled in the lobby. (BTW--couldn't help noticing there was one male duck and three female ducks at the Peabody fountain. Would have liked those odds at Rice vs the much higher male to female ratio we had)...but I digress.
"What did you say, son?" I asked him, pointedly.
"Dad, where is the black Penguin? I can't see him!" he insisted.
"Son, Rice is playing Mississippi State, and they are the Bulldogs, not the Penguins. There is no Penguin here, son, " I corrected.
"No, dad. I met him. The black Penguin. Where is he?" he retorted firmly.
"When did you meet a black Penguin, son?" I inquired, thoroughly confused. "Do you mean the Ducks we saw at the hotel downtown?"
"NOOO!" He shouted. "Last night. The black Penguin. We saw the black Penguin! Where is he?"
"Last night? we didn't see any such Penguin last night. We drove all the way from Atlanta and made it to the pep rally downtown Memphis, remember? We saw the Rice cheerleaders, and the Big Head Coach. We saw the Rice Band playing their instruments. We saw the Mississippi State band and their coach. We met some Rice people. I bought you a shirt. We ate some Tootsie Rolls. I held you on my shoulders so you could see. We took a picture with the Rice Owl.....Oh....wait a minute....um, son, you do know that the Rice team is the Owls...I mean...I mentioned that to you, right?"
"Yeah, dad, the Owls, but where is the black Penguin we saw last night? He's not on the field like you said," my son stammered.
"Um...son...the black Penguin IS Sammy the Owl....I mean, he's not a Penguin...he's an Owl...or...er..he's SUPPOSED to be an Owl. I mean, we USED to have a real owl (*see TikiOwl's avatar picture for what a real Owl mascot actually looks like)..but, uh, well...they REALLY need to work on getting that fixed. I'll tell some people I know about it, okay?" I said sheepishly.
"Now, son, if you look down on the field, on the sidelines, to the far right, see the thing moving around down there with the neon yellow socks (I thought we got rid of the yellow when Todd Graham left--but apparently it still lingers yet). THAT's the black Penguin--I mean, it's supposed to be an Owl. I mean it IS an Owl, kind of. And he's navy blue, not black, and our colors are blue and gray, but not yellow, but that's kind of hard to explain right now. Okay?" I meekly finished.
"THERE'S the black Penguin!!!! There HE IS! THANKS, DAD!" he smiled and hugged me.
I hugged him back. "You're welcome son. Happy New Year. Go Rice."
Dr. Karlgaard: This really happened pretty much word for word. If an 8 year old boy, son of an alum, can't tell our mascot is an Owl, then perhaps some, er, adjustments are in order to the mascot costume. My son knows what owls look like. I have several pictures of them around my home. He has a disabilty, but he's smart enough to know what a real owl looks like and can discern them.
TikiOwl, who posts here, has a picture of a real Owl mascot we formerly used, before the "Eugene Levy" Owl, and then the "Drag Queen" Owl. Is it possible to fix this and replace the "Black Penguin" Owl (my son's interpretation of this latest incarnation) with something more closely resembling TikiOwls' Owl. When I show that picture to my son, HE tells ME that is an Owl. Just askin'.
Happy 2014. Go Rice!
Current "Black Penguin" Sammy the Owl Rice Mascot with eye shadow aka "the Black Penguin" as christened by my son:
recent "Original Drag Queen Sammy the Owl--this was reeeeeallly bad:
The previous "Eugene Levy" Sammy the Owl mascot
admittedly, this was not so good either
the Owl that Texas A&M kidnapped- thus leading to Rice's Mascot being named "Sammy the Owl"
story here:
Rice Owl "Sammy" Captured by Texas A&M
http://timeline.centennial.rice.edu/entry/32/
A much better looking Sammy the Owl (Tiki's avatar):
how Sammy the Owl appeared when I was there: