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Going out with a bang!
Two entrants for the Darwin Award, apparently. Two young, aspiring criminals break into a Landscaping business. They spot a safe. These two geniuses didn't think this through - how many landscaping businesses are sitting on mountains of cash?

They got a big surprise. I have to wonder if one of them said to the other, "That does it! I'm getting the torch. Hold my beer......"

Two suspected burglars killed when blow torch ignites fireworks in safe
10-10-2013 11:12 AM
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You really can't fix stupid.
10-10-2013 11:41 AM
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(10-10-2013 11:41 AM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  You really can't fix stupid.


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10-10-2013 11:59 AM
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Damn, those must have been some serious fireworks if they blew apart a safe, killed two people, caused heavy damage to the interior of the building, and made the ground shake.
10-10-2013 12:34 PM
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(10-10-2013 12:34 PM)Niner National Wrote:  Damn, those must have been some serious fireworks if they blew apart a safe, killed two people, caused heavy damage to the interior of the building, and made the ground shake.

“I heard the boom first and then immediately felt the tremor,” said Janice Farenwald, who lives near the blast site"
Fire Marshall wasn't kidding about them being commercial grade.

Their cousins words were prophetic about one of the 21 year olds:
“I think he just didn’t know who he was yet,” said Kent Keeler. “I feel like he was trying to find out where he belongs.”
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10-10-2013 12:59 PM
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(10-10-2013 12:59 PM)GoApps70 Wrote:  
(10-10-2013 12:34 PM)Niner National Wrote:  Damn, those must have been some serious fireworks if they blew apart a safe, killed two people, caused heavy damage to the interior of the building, and made the ground shake.

“I heard the boom first and then immediately felt the tremor,” said Janice Farenwald, who lives near the blast site"
Fire Marshall wasn't kidding about them being commercial grade.

Their cousins words were prophetic about one of the 21 year olds:
“I think he just didn’t know who he was yet,” said Kent Keeler. “I feel like he was trying to find out where he belongs.”

Lol, I was JUST about to paste the exact same quote from the story...

No need for excuses, just remain boggled at his reasoning and leave it at that. Say he didn't know who he was to your fam. Otherwise you sound like an idget.
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10-10-2013 01:12 PM
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